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The *not so romantic* poem game


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Give a brief poem that rhymes and that is no more than four lines. Write about anything, thoughts, feels, current events but try to make it funny.

Example:

 

Roses are red,

Panzies are pink,

I drank too much last night,

And puked in your sink.

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Smart Bombs are red,

Arwings are blue,

Krystal's da bomb,

And Zero... *bleep* you.

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22 hours ago, geoprimedonna said:

Smart Bombs are red,

Arwings are blue,

Krystal's da bomb,

And Zero... *bleep* you.

Smart bombs are red,

Arwings are blue,

Krystal is red,

Oh! By the way... I set Krystal on fire. ;)

 

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1 hour ago, Fookes said:

Smart bombs are red,

Arwings are blue,

Krystal is red,

Oh! By the way... I set Krystal on fire. ;)

 

Switchies are blue,

And Switchies are red,

Valentine's day's a-comin',

And I swear I saw something fuzzy in bed.

(And I apparently suck at poems)

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Roses are Red

Violets are blue

EVERYBODY IN UGANDA

KNOWS KUNG FU

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Roses are red,

Augustine is green,

Assassin's Creed movie,

Is the worst I have ever seen,

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Fire is red,

It's used by a pyromancer,

Jupiter Ascending,

Is true cinematic cancer.

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Falcons are black,

Patriots are grey,

New England won,

Hip hip hooray!

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I LOVE BOOZE; BOOZE LOVES ME,

HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE,

I'M SO SMASHED I'M FALLING ON THE FLOOR,

ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR!

(Now read it again but to the Barney the dinosaur theme)

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Blood is crimson,

Gun metal is grey,

I shot you in the ass,

And now im gay.

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I may be pretentious, 

And not very clever, 

But the SF-O archives,

Are the worst things ever.

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Roses are red,

Micheal Bay films are bad,

Won't kill you to watch them,

But by the end you'll wish you had.

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I just remembered something!

I have to tell y'all!

Valentine's Day is tomorrow,

Yet, no signs of Krystal at all... :(

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Rosemary is sweet,

Lavender is stupid,

I have a tactical bow,

But don't call me Cupid.

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue, 

This is a poem, 

That is written in free verse.

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Chicken go cluck cluck,

Cow go moo,

Piggy go oik oik,

How 'bout you?

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