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For this game you need to ruin a joke in a really nerdy way.

Example:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because chickens aren't capable of understanding the dangers of what the road, including what the cars could do to him.

Bad example:

Because it felt like it.

Get what I'm saying? It's likr an anti-joke but in more of a nerdy way.

I'll start.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

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Because skeletons are incapable of movement due to lack of muscles

 

 

3 Irishmen and a Brit go into a bar

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They sit down and each order a drink, normally fulfilling what is expected when one enters a bar.

 

Did you hear the one about the popsicle and the tomato?

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Yes, one sat in the freezer while the other was in the refridgerator to maintain the desired temperature.

Why did the plumber cry?

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He got some raw sewage in his eye, which was gross. How many Republicans does it take to screw a light bulb?

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1, because all republicans should have the proper education to screw in a lightbulb do to it's exteme easiness.

What do cows like to do on fridays?

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They like to stand in a field and eat grass, like every day. What is the square root of pie?

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According to Google search's calculator, 1.77245385091

 

What is the worst color combination for a car's paint job and rims?

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There is none, as that is an subjective opinion and there is no definitive "best" combination.

 

 

What did the ant say to the Giraffe?

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Nothing, ants do not have speech capabilities. What do you get when you give a baby a chainsaw?

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A visit from the relevant authorities.

 

What do you call an alligator that is wearing a vest?

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The same one who bit your arm off. What is a geologist's favorite kind of music?

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Classical music; that geologist was a man with very refined tastes you know!

 

So a neutron walks into a bar...

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...which is physically impossible since neutrons don't walk nor into establishments that sell hard liquor.

 

Two elephants are sitting in a doctors office...

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And they are kicked out, for the doctor checks up only on humans. What happened to Slippy's car when it was parked illegally?

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Slippy can't drive a car, for he is only bits of code.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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It isnt, Numbers are incapable of emotions such as fear.

 

What did the irishman say to the brit?

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He asked him to piss off, for he was feeling a bit tired and drunk. What is black and white and red all over?

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