Xidphel

Sig-worthy moments

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Xidphel

Hey, kids! Did something funny happen in that chat room of yours?

Do you want it in your sig?

TOO BAD! It's over the 6 lines limit!

But you want to save that moment forever. Do you? Of course you do!

Well, uncle Xidphel got the solution to your problems!

I'm a year older than you!

Details!

Here's how it works:

  1. Copy that funny event.

  2. Paste it here.

  3. ???

  4. PROFIT!

Here's an example from the SF-O chat room:

Xidphel

I don't even listen to the music from the show unless I'm watching the episodes.

Hidi

Yeah

Xidphel

Now, CONVO CHANGE!

10:21 PM

"User"

You are probably thinking of some crappy laser tag place

Hidi

Oh probably

Dublinfox

Not even Woodentoaster?

Hidi

there's tond of those

*tons

"User"

Yes

Dublinfox

Or Living Tombstone?

Xidphel

Dunno what that is, Dub.

Hidi

like tons of private hockey arenas D:

Dublinfox

Gimme a sec

Xidphel

Pony music?

CONVO CHANGE!

Hidi

Like the terrible one at Main/Gerrarg

Xidphel

POKEMON!

Hidi

oh god

nightmere

10:22 PM

Sideways

SWAG

Sideways

**dies**

"User"

No pony related music/videos please.

Hidi

^

Xidphel

^

Sideways

^

Dublinfox

Not even Beyond Her Garden?

"User"

Nope

Xidphel

CONVO CHANGE!

"User"

No ponies allowed

Dublinfox

dammit.

Hidi

Hmmm

Toronto?

10:23 PM

"User"

Feel free to post whatever furry related items you want though

Xidphel

WE HAVE A TOPIC FOR THAT!

"User"

Toronto?

Xidphel

WHAT USER SAID!

Hidi

What part of Toronto do you live in User? Can I ask?

Xidphel

FURRIES!

Wait...

Dublinfox

I don't know any furry music.

Xidphel

CONVO CHANGE!

Works with all kinds of chat.

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Steve

Heads up, if I see any kind of trolling being used for this "sig worthy moments" I won't hesitate to close the topic and issue warnings. But I know you guys would never abuse so I have nothing to worry about.

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"User"

Xidphel, the URL's aren't copying correctly. Might want to double check next time you create a moment. :)

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Hidi

Oh god, that was a very random conversation. And I have a ton of typos there :/ I'll put a couple in. I'm on battery now, so I don't feel like cropping the screen caps, but maybe I'll put in the images later.

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Hidi: Are you talking about Twilight?

AUGH

AUGH

AUGH

AUGH

sroberson: Somebody is slowly lobotomizing Hidi as we speak

Hence his screams of pain

Edited by Hidi

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Xidphel

"User"

It would be more effective to use a transducer to convert the photons into electrical energy and than use it on the Marill.

4:02 PM

Harlow

you can play it on the link I sent

Arashikage

I don't understand the following behind the new Pokemon games

DoctorAllosaurus

I got it yesterday but I still haven't finished White.

Harlow

The amount of time that Pokémon spend stuffed in pokéballs is akin to how elephants are chained up in train carts, waiting to be let out to "perform" in circuses. But the difference between real life and this fictional world full of organized animal fighting is that Pokémon games paint rosy pictures of things that are actually horrible

Xidphel

FUCK PHYSICS!

Harlow

and lol Ash Ketchum is a boss

Xidphel

IT'S POKEMON!

Arashikage

XD

Xidphel

WATER+LEAVES=EXPLOSIONS!

Xidphel

The Voltorbs and Electrodes disguised as item balls in the first-gen games. It should be noted that Voltorb and Electrode were only discovered after the creation of Poké Balls: their Pokédex entry for Ruby and Sapphire outright says they're Poké Balls that came to life.

DoctorAllosaurus

Then again this is a world with sentient ice cream...

4:06 PM

Arashikage

XD

Harlow

Pokemon feel as much pain as humans do

4:07 PM

DoctorAllosaurus

Pokemon are into masochism.

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Xidphel

2:51 PM

High Executor19

Welp, I know my weekend is rueeened.

2:52 PM

Xidphel

But I didn't post ponies yet.

2:53 PM

Lord Shen

already did that

High Executor19

Ponies are needed.

Lot of them are.

Xidphel

http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/3290/

NOW at least your day is ruined.

2:54 PM

High Executor19

THat make me happy.

Xidphel

...

Damn.

High Executor19

It's Pinkie Pie DAMNIT!

Lord Shen

that image should be flagged

Xidphel

I GOT IT!

2:55 PM

Xidphel

http://felix-kot.deviantart.com/art/Gilda-244257655

How about now?

2:56 PM

High Executor19

Lord Shen

SHUT UP AND TAKE MAH BITS

Xidphel

Getting closer...

If this doesn't ruin your weekend, I don't know what will: http://cartoonlion.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Gilda-You-re-Such-a-Bully-213664468

2:57 PM

High Executor19

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=52126059

Xidphel

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb58378/blazblue/images/7/78/Hazama_(Continuum_Shift,_Cutscene).png

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High Executor19

That comic Xid killed me a bit inside.

Why?!?!

Xidphel

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Lord Shen

i lieked it

High Executor19

I became sad.

Lord Shen

you cannot ruin my weekend

PARTY HARD!!!

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Lord Shen

Wait, you play violin? Or you were just trolling?

2:10 PM

High Executor19

No I do.

Really.

Lord Shen

kewl

as do i

High Executor19

Brohoof (

Lord Shen

http://mlfw.info/f/1611/

2:13 PM

High Executor19

:D I happy once more.

2:15 PM

Xidphel

http://cartoonlion.d...Bully-213664468

<--

Lord Shen

http://i1162.photobu...es_animated.gif

<---

2:17 PM

Xidphel

YOUR FACE IS NOT A TROLL FACE!

ANY FACE HAZAMA MAKES IS A TROLL FACE!

2:18 PM

Xidphel

FOR HAZAMA IS THE GOD OF TROLLS!

Lord Shen

By not trolling i am therefor trolling the original troll

:troll:

2:19 PM

Xidphel

has left the room

Lord Shen

trolololol

High Executor19

lol

hahahaha

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Hidi

I believe I asked High Executor the same question! :o Are you mocking me?

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Xidphel

ballisticwaffles

fighting games tend to end with me throwing a fist through a window

Xidphel

Divided into 4 categories.

...

Yeah. Good call there, Waffles.

7:21 PM

ballisticwaffles

i try and keep myself calm

Xidphel

The arcade version in Extend almost broke my window and killed my neighborhood.

See, Blazblue has something called Unlimited mode.

To put it bluntly:

Gamebreaker mode.

7:23 PM

ballisticwaffles

GET ON YOUR KNEES

Says teh priest

AND PRAY

Xidphel

With it, characters gain an increase in heat gauge which lets them use specials, defense breaks, a new annoYING MOVE THAT SLAMS ME DOWN 5 TIMES BEFORE KICK ME IN THE FACE!

AND WHEN YOU'RE CAUGHT AT 1 HP, YOU DON'T LOSE THAT LAST HP UNTIL THAT F[iNFERNO DIVIDE] TROLL KICKS ME IN THE FACE!

Yeah. It can get a tiny bit annoying.

*twitch*

7:27 PM

ballisticwaffles

see?

wjhy would ou play a game that did something like that to your emotional wel being?

Xidphel

So flashy @_@

And good story that's hilarious, depressing and epic at times instead of funny, sad and good.

7:29 PM

ballisticwaffles

oh

its Animu style

Xidphel

Sorta.

Anyways, I'll be online soon.

7:31 PM

Dublinfox

For TF2?

Xidphel

Yeah.

Dublinfox

Same here.

Xidphel

I already achieved Tsubaki's bad ending. Heading for her true ending now.

And there goes her sight.

Nice little weapon she got there. Too bad it steals her sight when overused.

"Who should... who should I fight for? Why am I fighting...?"

What...

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

7:37 PM

ballisticwaffles

A girl

A girl worht fighting for

DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU

Xidphel

Funny you should mention that.

She fights to serve the Imperator Librarus who is, in fact, a girl.

7:38 PM

ballisticwaffles

The Emperor Librarian?

Xidphel

Yeah... the leader of the Novus Orbus Librarius. Though with the collection of grimmoires which takes many forms apart from books (like weapons), they got the Library name.

7:41 PM

ballisticwaffles

hmm

i assume there is also the cold emoptionless guirl

the whiny angsty preteen with 6 girls lusting after his prepubescent ass

and a jolly fat man?

Xidphel

...

7:42 PM

ballisticwaffles

as per ANIMU standard?

i hate Anime if you cant tell

Xidphel

Lambda-11 and Nu-13 who are emotionless androids (the later goes Yandere), a third one joins (extremely shy reminiscent to Fluttershy for lack of better example.)

7:43 PM

ballisticwaffles

BRONY!

*Shakes fist*

Xidphel

As for the pre-teen...

Little boy who watch his sister being converted into a puppet weapon and hates adults.

7:44 PM

ballisticwaffles

how many girls want to be in his pants

Xidphel

Well, he's a kid so the typical reaction is tons of DAW's and crushing hugs.

The other one is emo guy, crazy about his brother (murderously) and at least 1 girl wants him.

7:45 PM

ballisticwaffles

i knew it

ANIMU is all teh same

Xidphel

The closest one to a fat man is actually a red android. Very smart guy.

7:46 PM

ballisticwaffles

i assume somewhere in the plot, your charecter is alone in a subway train talking to themself?

and then they convince pain to revive everyone i the village

and then you eat the Gumgum fruit?

Xidphel

...

Very little seen death.

Actually...

Shit.

You're good at this!

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Hidi

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Context: Linux

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EDIT: Added an image to an earlier post to replace the quote I originally placed there. Same conversation, but with its screenshot.

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The Shaper

Y'all need to get laid.

And December is the month when the Canadian goverment activated your AI system and uploaded you to the internet. So i guess that means its your birthday too.

And so do I.

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Gestalt

Y'all need to get laid.

And so do I.

I good from 10 till 3 baby....all night long

Lord Shen

I hate errybody

10:04 PM

Prince Elite

even me?

Ajc3000fox

even me shen?

I thought we had somthing special D:

High Executor19

Also I?

Lord Shen

sorry you all were just a one nighter

there are bigger fish in the sea

10:05 PM

Sarita

like meeeee

Ajc3000fox

Is it that skank from the journal zone topic?

10:06 PM

Ajc3000fox

what his name?

zero?

Lord Shen

NO...we're best frenz Sarita

Sarita

<:

Lord Shen

and yes zero is my new lover

10:07 PM

Ajc3000fox

i hope you catch his aids

Lord Shen

ikr

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Hidi

How did I manage to miss THAT?! :lolhyst:

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Xidphel

Xidphel

And yes. Zeo.

And because Ohranger and Gokaiger share the same color schemes for their rangers (minus king and silver):

The bright, Loyal red sun at my back and justice filling my generous blue soul bathed in the kind yellow cheers that make my rosy cheeks flush with a laughing pink! I'm the honest green, freshly sprouted, new hero! Sparkling towards the heavens! The name is ... TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIGHT SPARKLE!

I'm pretty sure only dub and I get what I'm talking about.

10:06 PM

Dublinfox

Looks like it.

10:07 PM

Dublinfox

We are the tokusatsu hipsters.

Xidphel

HIPSTERANGER!

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Xidphel

Xidphel

Am I the only one disturbed by the Babybel commercials?

Ajc3000fox

anyway

i''ma go

High Executor19

Prince kicked my ass during the first hours I was here.

Xidphel

You see them hopping around implying that they're sentient.

High Executor19

But then we bacame friends.

Hidi

No

Wait what?!

9:50 PM

Hidi

My mom thought the chat noise on Skype meant that a mouse was breaking!

Xidphel

And then the people in the commercials peel their skin off and eat their insides.

Hidi

I have not seen those

High Executor19

lovely.

Hidi

this is why I don't watch TV

Xidphel

And look at their faces when you see them!

High Executor19

lol'd

Hidi

Hey Xid, if you're in Quebec, doesn't that mean you get the French dub of all of them?

High Executor19

We're eating each other.

Hidi

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Xidphel

They're enjoying it too much! They get a sick thrill murdering those things!

9:51 PM

Ajc3000fox

has left the room

Hidi

XD

High Executor19

I need to shower.

Hidi

I need to homework

Xidphel

Or maybe I lack sleep.

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Gestalt

But Uncle Xidphel, posting our moments is so hard and very time consuming!

Don't worry guy with awkward font. Auntie Shen is here to help with with my proven five point plan.

1) Highlight the conversation and copy it

2) Paste it in the "Sig-worty moments" entry box and click "More Reply Options"

3) Re-Highlight the conversation and remove the Bullets by clicking the bullet symbol in the edit options

4) One by one delete each of the Members pictures

5) Place conversation in quote tags.

(<-- open quote)
 

(<-- close quote)

Now your Sig-worthy moment is ready for posting

Auntie?! But your male, Shen!

Details! Awkward Font.

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Ori

Cleverbot: How is that answering my threat of discontinuing this conversation?

User: You mean no threat to me.

Cleverbot: What???

User: I AM A DALEK.

Cleverbot: What's a dalek?

User: A Dalek EXTERMINATES! You.

Cleverbot: Oh really, me too! That's so cool. We have some things in common.

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The Shaper

^

I will never forget a conversation I once had with Cleverbot where I asked if Hitler and Rainbow Dash were the same person. It said yes. So I asked it the bot I was talking to was Hitler. It said yes. Ladies and gentlemen, I had a conversation with a pony, and the leader of the Third Reich.

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Hidi

I did not notice that you copied that Xid, why is it I seem to only half pay attention to your dialogue?

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Xidphel

From last game night:

Rule #1: No fun allowed in the SFO server!

Rule #2: Dee Zed is the undisputed ruler of SFO!

Rule #3: Dee Zed is always wrong!

[beat]

Rule #4: Those last 2 rules made perfect sense!

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Rusheo

Happened while in a chat on steam... and someone on sfo set it as their sig not naming anyone >w>

Rusheo Minoto: cant touch this

Sawtooth Pennanti: Touch you all I want rusheo

thunderflare: I want to watch

Rusheo Minoto: Still can't touch 'dis

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Ori

Upon a discussion on a sensitive matter at the SF-O chat, Not naming anyone:

[REDACTED] 1: As a lady you need to see your inner beauty or such.

[REDACTED] 2: I have none.

[REDACTED] 1: Nonsense.

[REDACTED] 1: You must at least act like a lady.

[REDACTED] 2: I dun wanna be a lady!

OrbiterSpore: Sensitive Topic Detect. Deploy evasive countermeasures.

[OrbiterSpore has left the room]

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Ori

Le bump, and:

DarkFox64

i think they use to have a shout box on the krystal archive

OrbiterSpore

One question that still bothers me is if KA is serious or just the same grade as what i see in google images.

Hidi

You'll have to ask Mr. Krystal then

OrbiterSpore

Well, to put it into a simpler way, if it is real fanart or just crap.

DarkFox64

are u talking about the images or the site in general?

OrbiterSpore

General.

DarkFox64

i get ya

OrbiterSpore

Because, i am enough stalked by my parents. If i'm ever caught with any crap, my head will be severed.

DarkFox64

well he's pretty busy at the mo still trying to put the KA back together after that big hack earlier this year

Hidi

Well you better watch out for the axe near you head then! :nervous:

OrbiterSpore

Yep. They usually lean in closer to my head and say "What's so interesting you see there?"

Speak of the devil... They're here.

Hidi

Mind you, that is the structure of the internet. Krystal isn't the only female character that gets sexed to death

DarkFox64

hello orbiterspore's parents :-)

Hidi

Hi Orbiter's parents I guess? (Damnit you beat me)

DarkFox64

hehe

OrbiterSpore

I know Hidi, that happens even to Alyx from HL2.

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON TAILS.

Hidi

THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY, WE DON'T BITE (Maayybeeee!)

OrbiterSpore

BEING SAID TAILS IS MALE

Hidi

How about characters like Amy?

OrbiterSpore

Yep, even worse.

DarkFox64

tbh any female character that has sex appeal

OrbiterSpore

But TAILS?!

Hidi

Indeed...Lara Croft

Samus

DarkFox64

wait, tails is MALE??

OrbiterSpore

Yes.

Hidi

He is? OH I DID NOT KNOW!

:sarcastic:

OrbiterSpore

Here, that should cover it all up

DarkFox64

wow thats my childhood changed forever lol

Hidi

:badlink:

OrbiterSpore

That is the sad truth.

Any furry characters... Or any at all.

OH THE HUMANITY

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Hidi

I didn't think that was totally sig-worthy myself, but oh well: It was a rather weird conversation.

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