Geo Stelar

Crack a Joke

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Geo Stelar

Simple. Just crack a joke :lol: This ought to brighten up anyone's day :)

 

I'll start :D

 

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Redeemer

I'm on the Religious diet, I eat what I want and pray that I lose weight!

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Geo Stelar

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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StarFoxfan-FUR_ever

If you start quoting a certain blue hedgehog when trying to teach kids life lessons, odds are you have horrible parents.

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Geo Stelar

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

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Snys93

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being bought by Disney as well.

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Vy'drach

Three out of four people enjoy a good gang rape.

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Arashikage

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?  

 

It sure is, it runs in your jeans!!! XD

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Redeemer

"Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."

 

"Pull yourself together!"

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DoctorAllosaurus

Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A minor.

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OneUnder

[Yes, I have stooped so low that I am forced to post a yo' mamma joke...]

 

Yo mamma so bald, that when she took a shower she got BRAINWASHED.

 

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Snys93

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs and goes rock climbing?

 

Cliff.

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Dr. Orange

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

 

"Get in the car."

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DoctorAllosaurus

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine.

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Arashikage

The blind man's seeing eye dog pissed on the blind man's shoe

The blind man said "Here, Rover, here's a piece of beef for you"

His wife said "Don't reward him, you can't just let this pass"

The blind man said "I gotta find his mouth so I can kick him in the ass"

 

When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts but three

When the middle one got in the way, God performed surgery

The woman stood before God with the middle breast in hand

She said "What should we do with the useless boob" and God created man

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Dr. Orange

How do you deal with heavy traffic?

Heavy psychedelics. 

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Snys93

   A Jew, a Republican, a Muslim, a socialist, a bible-thumper, an atheist and a Nazi walk into a bar.

I forget the rest, but I do remember the fiery explosion that preceded it.

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Vy'drach

I'm tired of all these bass jokes, can't we just drop it?

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ballisticwaffles

Your momma so fat we know the world is round because half of her is that way and the rest the other.

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Prince Elite

There are two mexican police officers investigating a murder, and Carlos says to Eddie. "I think he's been killed by a golf gun." Eddie says "A golf gun? I've never heard of such a thing, what is it?" so Carlos replies "I don't know, but it's certainly but a whole in Juan"

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DoctorAllosaurus

That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches.

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Geo Stelar

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Snys93

Yo momma so stupid, she went downtown for a Five Dollar Foot Long and came back with gigolo. 

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Vulvokunvrii

Patient:

"Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes painfully funny?"

 

Dcotor: "...it must be the punchlines..."

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Snys93

What did the elderly paleontologist conclude when he found nothing but fecaliths in his dig?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was getting too old for this sh*t.

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