Vy'drach Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 Given all the "Yo Mama" jokes, have this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 *A Duelist comes into the room laughing and chuckling* *The second duelist walked up to him and asked, "Hey man whats wrong? Why are you luaghing so much?" The first duelist said he had heard a really funny joke from a phantom.* "Huh, that must have been one Witty Phantom!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted April 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 Criminal: Give me your wallet or I'll bust your brain open!! Victim: Do whatever of the two you like, man, they're both empty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 (pff nice!) Fox walks into the kitchen, starving and wonders aloud, "Hrm...I wonder what I should make for dinner..." Peppy then slips into the room and says, "Do a casserole!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted April 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 The difference between Genius and Stupid? Genius has its limits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 Yo momma so fat... when she sugarcoats the fact shes overweight, she eats that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 A guy was driving on the highway, when he got a call on the phone. It was his brother; "Hey bro, watch out for the traffic. It's on the news that a mad driver is going on the wrong way right where you're headed." Then he answered; "One? There's hundreds of them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 6, 2013 Report Share Posted April 6, 2013 How many super sayians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes 20 episodes to do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted April 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2013 Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 Your president is so stupid... when he ran for office, he literally RAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted April 9, 2013 Report Share Posted April 9, 2013 Yo momma so ugly... ...When she comes out of home, light bends around her to avoid touching her, now people mistake her for a black hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxfan-FUR_ever Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 There's no way I can write the whole thing up, but here we go. It's a classic....waaaaayyy before my time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted April 10, 2013 Report Share Posted April 10, 2013 A young boy is attending his aunt's wedding. Curious about something he asks "mommy, why does the bride wear white?" The mother replies "Because white symbolises happiness and this is the happiest day of her life" then the boy asks "So why does the groom wear black?" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 11, 2013 Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 A rabbi and a catholic priest walk into a bar. They sit down and the rabbi says to the priest, "Is it true that giving is better than receiving?" The priest replies, "Why don't you come over my place and find out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted April 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2013 Shouldn't the AIR AND SPACE museum be empty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 12, 2013 Report Share Posted April 12, 2013 What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and works on cars? Jack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Elite Posted April 12, 2013 Report Share Posted April 12, 2013 This is a simple test to find how to properly place your employees. Get 400 bricks and put them in a room. Get your employees and also put them in the room, then wait 6 hours, return and analyse. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations. If they are sleeping, put them in Security. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorAllosaurus Posted April 12, 2013 Report Share Posted April 12, 2013 I used to work at a recycling plant where my job was to crush cans. It was soda pressing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 12, 2013 Report Share Posted April 12, 2013 When my grandpa told me to get his mail for him, I notice the mailbox was shaking rather violently. "Why the hell is it doing this?" I said, "How can it possibly...oh..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted April 13, 2013 Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 A Hasidic Jew Rabi wishes to find out what pork tastes like. He drives miles upon miles away from his synagog, finds a restaurant and orders the suckling pig. Just as he is about to take the first bite, a member of his synagog walks in and asks "Rabi, what in God's name are you doing?" So the Rabi replies with "Can you believe this place? I order an apple and this is how they serve it to me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Stelar Posted April 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2013 Doctor 1: Hey, I like that nurse Doctor 2: Oh. They call her "Appendix" Doctor 1: Oh? That's a strange nickname..., Doctor 2: They call her the appendix because all the interns want to take her out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 There are only 11 types of people in this world...those who think binary jokes are funny, those who don't, and those who don't know binary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarFoxfan-FUR_ever Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Clearly, without Napoleon, Americans would never have found inspiration for naming the food known as the "French Fry". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 An Irishman walks out of a bar... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 A lady president walks into a bar and soon everyone is taking shots at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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