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Geo Stelar

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Wolf O'Donnell and politician are very different of course.

 

One is a foul blood sucking creature that makes up reasons why he 'can't let you do that'.

 

 

 

 

And the other is a Wolf.

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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed
 
"Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me."
 
"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead."
 
"You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?"
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My thesaurus is not only poor, but really poor. Very, very poor.

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Kim Kardashian and Cow are very different of course.

 

One is a fat, bloated, hairy beast that does nothing but graze and make noise...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...and the other is a cow.

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In a cafeteria, at the end of a long table was a nun with a basket full of apples. There was a big note beside it, reading, "Take only ONE. God is watching"

 

At the other end of a table was a student with a basket full of cookies. There was also a note beside it, this time saying: "Take as many as you like. God is watching the apples"

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Valentines Day and a festival of the Ba'al of Peor are very different of course.

 

One is a day of love, a time of celebrating in paganism and sex worship...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey, wait just a damn minute.

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What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator.

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A guy in a space station is walking near the docking bay.

 

A explosion is heard, and the whole place starts to decompress due to the vacuum of space.

 

His last words?

 

"This sucks on so many levels!..."

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How can you tell if cantaloupes are ripe?

 

If they play with a deer.

 

...

 

Oops, I meant ANTELOPE.

 

...

 

That doesn't help the joke.

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On Wednesday, a drunk man went strolling along the cliffs of Dover.

His funeral was on Saturday.

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Valve's games were so good, some fans want more sequel like Half-Life 3.

 

But since Valve can't count to three, the next game (if ever) would probably be titled, "Half-Life 2.2"

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Your mama is so stupid she thought a game system got a prize, because Xbox ONE.

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People say that you hear the Devil's voice if you play Nicki Minaj's musics backwards, but I say there's no need to play it backwards. :troll:

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   If I had a nickle for every time somebody said 'bumblefaggot', I would have used the money to invented warp drive, built a starship and sail to the far reaches of space.

 

   Its all science fiction of course.

 

   No one in their right mind would say bumblefaggot.

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