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This is a game I started on another forum some time ago, and I decided to see how it would fly here. Basically, the above poster would come up with some random scenario (doesn't matter what kind) and asks, "How screwed are you?" The next poster would respond how screwed they think they'd be in that scenario. Shall we?

 

The main character from the last game you played is now hunting you for reasons unknown. How screwed are you?

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Niko Bellic from GTA 4. Well, I think he might listen to reason... maybe so I think i'm not entirely screwed, just endangered.

 

Your least favourite politician is now using their political power to have you imprisoned, and/or executed. How screwed are you? 

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Hmm Kim's retarded son....well unless the Marines or something negotiates my release, life is going to fucking suck, so I'm screwed for a while.

 

You're about to fight an HECU marine in a one on one fight, and he is armed with a pair of machetes while you have nothing but hand to hand combat how screwed are you?

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I'm done for, completely screwed.

 

You are in the Saw mask trap, you must rip out your eye an retrieve the key inside it within a minute. Your eye is blinded and partially numb. How screwed are you (I suppose it's all about being able to take action)

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Yeah I'm really screwed. I'd never poke out my own eyeball. I never watched that stuff because I'd just torture myself in my dreams even more.

 

You're a marine in the jungle sector of a Halo ring, armed with just your rifle, low on ammo and you've lost all contact with your friends. You then hear an odd squishing sound, and it seems to be getting closer, until you hear more and more squishy sounds. You look behind you and you see dozens of tiny bulbous creatures skittering for you. How screwed are you?

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I am done for.

 

You did something that seriously pissed of Ryu Hayabusa. How screwed are you?

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I'd be screwed, but I'd just try to call the police to help me hopefully ^^;

 

You pissed off Steven Armstrong, nd he's in his really buff form, and he uses nano machines, so you cannot hurt him very easily, and he's charging right at you, how screwed are you?

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Dead.

 

You're taking a ride in this:

 

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How screwed are you?

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(Wow, you guys took to this fast.)

 

I'm royally screwed.

 

You wake one morning to find you're now in the universe of the last game you played. How screwed are you?

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Finds himself in the world of Star Fox Adventures (no joke). Hmm... blue fox chick, but a bunch of annoying talking dinosaurs and no internets. I'm in catatonic shock.

You wake up one morning realizing that the door and windows in your room are closed and cannot be opened on one of the most important days of your life. How screwed are you?

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Incredibly screwed; there just so happens to be a pillow to my left and I don't think that will suffice. :P

 

You're on a ship and have just been tossed overboard into open water. How screwed are you?

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Depends on the location of said water and where the nearest coast is, so I have no idea how screwed I am.

 

The last game you played is now your life's story. How screwed are you?

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Team Fortress 2... Dead, not big surprise. =P

 

You get a grenade dropped into your room. How screwed are you?

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Hmmm...if I'm lucky I might be able to duck behind my amplifier stack and survive. That is, unless the grenade is in the middle of the room. Ill probably be turned into a stew D:

The last song you listened to is now playing non-stop for a solid week even while you sleep. How screwed are you?

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I'd be severely annoyed, but not screwed. Axle F.

 

The closest item to your right is now your only weapon in a Zombie Apocalypse. How screwed are you?

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Given the lack of a topic starter, I SHALL START ANEW.

 

The remains of the prior weeks dinner's have all risen to attack you. How screwed are you?

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So pasta, salad, and chicken are going to kill me.  Wait, I'll just EAT THEM!

 

You are facing the last video game antagonist you saw with the item directly to your right.  How screwed are you?

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Namir from dues ex :x, Purity first children.....purity first.

 

Your thrown into the last video or tv show you've watched, Having a good time or wish you were dead?

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Having a good time, I was just watching Bakura banish Bonz and hos two buddies into the Shadow Relm.

You are inside a Typhoon class battleship, versing an Undine Dreadnought ,and your communications just got  FRAGGED. How screwed are you?

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Given the inability for Space age metal to be damaged by simplistic fragmentation from a petty handheld anti personal explosive, very little.

 

You are on the road to your destination tomorrow and all four of your tires blow out, how screwed are you?

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Oh boy!  I won't have to go to work!...but I am out approximately $600 for new tires....eh it was worth it if I get to go home before 10am...

 

Your cell phone battery overloads and explodes right now, wherever it is, how screwed are you?

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I probably got hit with shrapnel.  Wait... No, I definitely get hit by shrapnel.  But I would most definitely be even more saddened by the loss of my phone than the shards of plastic and electronics sticking out of my head.  

 

The door or doors to the room you're in is locked from the outside and the doorknob on your side is removed with a metal plate over where the inner workings of the knob would be.  You can use any item that's in your immediate area to escape(Within four steps of you).  How screwed are you?

 

(I find that this game works best when the statements are more open ended rather than "You're fighting [x], how screwed are you" or something like that.)

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I open the window and jump out. Screwed level, 0%

 

Look out your window. For every blade of Grass you can see, an ant appears somewhere on your body. WSAY?

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