Give Me Prompts: I Will Write Fanfics

[Drasiana]

So, I'm bored and holed up in a creepy hotel room by myself. I thought it'd be a fun exercise to pass the time to take prompts from you folks on SFO to write oneshot fanfics. Gimme any prompt you want and I'll try to make something fun of it, all characters and situations (other than MURRPURRS) accepted! Tell me what to write and I'll do so ASAP.

[Drasiana]

Myu made me write a goofy thing so here:

 

 

Radiant irradiation captured and burned its sweet memory into Andrew’s heart as he stepped through the door, into his home and into a new chapter of his life.

 

The unfamiliarity of love was one worse than any he’d felt, even when it had come to taking up the mantle as the new emperor of Lylat. Andrew’s self-perpetuating curse of loneliness seemed to be nearing its end, though, with everything that had just taken place.

 

Her eyes had locked with his in studious examination. Not one of mockery or the pitying sort of fascination, but an honest intrigue, as if this mysterious person had actually taken interest in who he was and who he meant to be. Andrew had been smitten, he’d felt desire, but not before this did he feel the boil of longing unity coming to a head in the back of his throat.

 

There was this air to her that had made her more than the blue eyes and bluer hair that stood her away from the rest. Her history, a steady knot of anger, of deceit, by those she thought she trusted, and those that thought they trusted her. For the first time there was a connection. To him, a cowardly, sensitive ape, there was a strong and able counterpart, and one that held him in admiration rather than admonishment.

 

He wasn’t sure if he could have even asked that from his dear, old, uncle.

 

For the first time, in a very, very long time, Andrew was not afraid—not out of helpless fear or a willful ignorance of what awaited him. There was a woman there who saw him fit to be an Emperor.

 

And for now, that was more than he ever could have asked for.

[Jabariboykin]

Cute. Fits well with how you've done stuff with Andrew before.

[unoservix]

alright, here's one:

 

the Star Fox team has destroyed all conceivable threats to the Lylat System, and in so doing, made itself completely unnecessary. Fox is married to Krystal and has to take care of Marcus, but with no would-be emperors and alien invasions to fight, he has to take a boring office job at an insurance company to put food on the table. the man who once saved the world, defeated the greatest of evils, had generals and heads of state offering him everything he ever wanted, now has to worry about navigating nightmarish traffic in Corneria City, putting the proper cover on his TPS report or else some bland bureaucrat will notice that and dock him points during his annual evaluation, navigating the traffic again on the way back home, and narcotizing himself with sports and porn during his brief waking moments at home. gradually Fox slips into a catatonic middle-class rat race sort of stupor, marked by the little milestones: fallen baby teeth, rising insurance premiums, first days at new schools, graduations, piano lessons, the occasional wedding or funeral of an old friend, soccer practices, annual prostate exams that never fail to remind him of his encroaching mortality. years later a grave existential threat once more arises to threaten the Lylat System, and once more the situation cries out for the intervention of someone like Star Fox. but the original Star Fox, Fox McCloud, is long gone, and the shallow husk left in his place would not recognize Fox McCloud if he met him on the street.

 

okay try that

[Drasiana]

I will interpret this story

 

in the form of a haiku

 

Once the north star fell

The silence returned to gold

Oblivion came

 

(for full effect, layer this text over a pencil crayon drawing of Fox crying while staring at the moon)

[Harlow]

Try a short anecdote from a background story from a secondary character (let's say Panther) GO

[myu]

Dialogue only. Andross talking to one of his minions (or bonus points for Herbert) about his transition into a giant floating head in order to achieve his goals.

[TCPeppyTc]

How and why Wolf O'Donnell formed Starwolf...

[unoservix]

you owe me a crayon drawing of Fox staring at the moon while crying

 

just for that now you have to write a fanfic that explores the depths of Andrew's psyche while he utters the immortal words "Think you're tough, eh?! In that case, it's secret weapon time!"

 

bonus points if it's written entirely in star dragon's dragon language

[Drasiana]

Try a short anecdote from a background story from a secondary character (let's say Panther) GO

 

Watching, waiting. This is the poise of the Panther.

 

A specialist hunter, a noble beast, with fangs of shadow at the end of a body so lithe and silky it could be taken as a satin sheet laced in arsenic. A tango with the predator risks becoming prey, though whether it's succumbing to its claws or its chocolate-coated words, crackling with seduction, had yet to be determined by your own personal fate.

 

Today the Panther left the milk in the cupboard again.

 

The Panther should know that his satiny arsenic pelt would make a very nice carpet if he does it again.

 

Love,

Leon

 

 

Dialogue only. Andross talking to one of his minions (or bonus points for Herbert) about his transition into a giant floating head in order to achieve his goals.

 

"Imagine the magnitude of such a venture. A literal figurehead to lead the masses, a grotesque perversion of the perceived ego from which they justified my unjust banishment."

 

"Oink?"

 

"Yes. I said literal, you know."

 

"Oink...?"

 

"Those are details, Herbert. You know how the devil plays in those. What we're working towards is meaning. A symbol. Something so profound to their corrupted--"

 

"Oink."

 

"It's not stupid. How dare you! I urge you to devise a plan of equal moral magnitude."

 

"...Oink."

 

"...That was rhetorical."

[Harlow]

That was so marvelous I thought you broke your own no-murrpurr rule... Let's give it another go with... Your own artsy interpretation for Panther's sudden change of speech from first-person to third-person. That is a challenge fit for you.

[Redeemer]

I'd love to see a funny, crazed diary entry of a young Katt swooning over a young rebellious Falco. Typical high-school stuff, whatever you think works. xD

[Guest]

I'd like to see John Crichton be in the Lylat system and blurt around his references in front of the Star Fox team.

 

clarification: See = read

[Snys93]

I'd like to see a Fantastic Voyage version of Starfox where General Pepper is dying and they need to operate by shrinking the starfox team and a Bluemarine to get the job done. Oh there has to be robots. Why robots? Robots, why not? And a plot twist or something that Andross has shrank himself too and hes breeding biological androids inside Pepper using his internal tissue to take over Lylat and grow them to normal size.

 

...

 

[Drasiana]

Your own artsy interpretation for Panther's sudden change of speech from first-person to third-person. That is a challenge fit for you.

 

"Panther Caroso..."

 

Leon and Wolf stared at Panther from across the room, they at the table and him on the couch, staring into his own reflection on the dimmed television screen.

 

"He's been sitting there just...saying his name for hours," Leon hissed, cradling his head in his hands.

 

"But why?"

 

"I don't know, just make him stop!"

 

Wolf rolled his eye, cleared his throat, and strode over to his wayward teammate.

 

"Hey. Buddy. What's the deal?"

 

"I'm considering my name," Panther said.

 

Wolf blinked. Looked around, as if an explanation would be found there.

 

"Ooookaaaay...why?"

 

"I like the sound of it. Panther Caros--"

 

"Yeah yeah yeah we get it. We know your name. And good for you. But can you...stop, maybe?"

 

"Perhaps. Perhaps...the Panther will go silent."

 

"...what was that."

 

"The Panther thinks this may be a more elegant way to refer to oneself."

 

"You are kidding me."

 

"The Panther does not kid in situations concerning himself."

 

Wolf gaped. He looked at Leon. Leon's eye twitched.

 

Shaking his head, Wolf put up his hands and backed out of the room, shooting one last look at Leon.

 

"You deal with it."

[ballisticwaffles]

I challenge you to write Star Wolf as the True Heroes of the franchise and Star Fox as a team of misguided idealists who succumb to the dark side of their profession.

[Drasiana]

I'd love to see a funny, crazed diary entry of a young Katt swooning over a young rebellious Falco. Typical high-school stuff, whatever you think works. xD

 

Dear Diary!

 

Tonight I met the most amazing man!

 

Okay, okay, let me start at the beginning.

 

I saw him from across the room, right as the first thug punched the bartender in the face. The sound of shattering jawbone and teeth was nothing compared to the sound of my own heart, throbbing as those icy eyes met with mine. Like the targets of the bullets flying across the room, it felt like my own heart was pierced, but with love. I punched the goon next to me in the face, but the only face that held my interest was his: beak sloped and shining, blue feathers ruffling with the breeze off the knife narrowly missing his forehead. I wanted nothing more than to run across the room, repelling myself off the overturned table and diving straight into his strong arms.

 

But it was not to be. Not tonight. I was seeing red, but quickly realized that it was actually the red half of the red-and-blue police lights as they began to flash through the windows and we had to take our leave. One last time, I blew him a kiss, and escaped out a window that had been shattered by a molotov cocktail.

 

This was not the last time we'll see each other, though. I know it in my heart.

 

After all, he stole that box of diamonds I was after.

 

<3 K

[Drasiana]

clarification: See = read

 

Huh?

 

I'd like to see a Fantastic Voyage version of Starfox where General Pepper is dying and they need to operate by shrinking the starfox team and a Bluemarine to get the job done. Oh there has to be robots. Why robots? Robots, why not? And a plot twist or something that Andross has shrank himself too and hes breeding biological androids inside Pepper using his internal tissue to take over Lylat and grow them to normal size.

 

...

 

 

 

I challenge you to write Star Wolf as the True Heroes of the franchise and Star Fox as a team of misguided idealists who succumb to the dark side of their profession.

 

You guys know that these are supposed to be oneshots, though, right? D:

[ballisticwaffles]

B-b-b-b-but i enjoy the hilarious antics of Wolf Leon and Panther more than i do any other character in the franchise!

[Redeemer]

BUT WITH LOVE.

 

I died. Very well done, perfect. xD

[Drasiana]

Glad you enjoyed it x3

 

Waffles, I might be able to think of something along those lines in a oneshot...I'll try my hand at it later today!

[TCPeppyTc]

I wouldn't mind seeing a Starwolf origin short... how and why Wolf started it.. what was his background.... who was he originally affiliated with etc. 

 

Btw, Law schools  a real pain.... wont be posting on here as much