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(OOC: Lets get this going. So hurry up.)
 
(Edit: Because Hidi wanted...)

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It was a warm, mildly cloudy day. The sun was beginning it’s rounds across the sky as the mid-autumn wind blew with the scent of pumpkins and Sycamore leaves. The city of Sfonline in the Generic township was waking up to start a new day. A brand new day.
 
In a small house in the more local neighborhood, Mr. Executor as what he usually went by was preparing for his days work at the McCloud University. He was one of the heads in the Physics department. He fixed himself a bowl on 102% Bran and vanilla yogurt. He fixed his button down and tie and headed to his Honda Accord. “Today is going to be a good day.†he quietly exclaimed as he drove off.

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Kid had just pulled an all-night build on his latest cosplay costume of Raiden from metal gear solid and decided to walk the streets of Sfonline to see how people would react.

 

(looks like this)

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Wake up.

 

Drank.

 

His morning routine firmly accomplished in two easy steps, Ballistic Reginald Waffles, Esq. leaves his bed in a huff, padding to the bathroom to complete the Holy trinity before doing anything else that fine fine morning.

 

*BOOM*

 

Waffles falls shrieking out of his shower, his alarm going off many many minutes after he had actually gotten out of bed. His eyes bloodshot and one eye twitching even, Waffles calming clicks the snooze button on his phone and takes a deep breath.

 

"WAKE THE FUCK UP KAGE"

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Kage was sound asleep, dreaming about a distant land.  He never usually got to sleep in like this, but today was his off-duty day.  He was in such a deep sleep, most words wouldn't get to him.

 

"WAKE THE FUCK UP KAGE"

 

Except those.

 

Kage yelled, jumping up, "Gah!  The Vampires are attacking Windhelm!" He cried, before realizing he wasn't in Skyrim.  A few seconds later, he got up, shaking his head.  "I thought I told you to stop that!" He yelled back at Waffles.  "I'm supposed to be sleeping in!"

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"This is sleeping in!" Waffles cries, pointing fearfully at the alarm clock. The menacing time teller looms over Waffle's head, reading a terrifying 7:01.

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Kage flopped back on his bed.  "Every freaking time" he muttered into his pillow as he closed his eyes.  "If the Moron Dept. Will excuse me, I have to inspect the inside of my eyelids and put my awake state behind bars."

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As High was driving down the road to the main. Switching his radio station to get a good taste of whatever was on the stations this morning. 

 

Then he heard a bloodthirsty yell. 

 

Quickly the brake came to meet his foot and High turned down the radio to find the source. Pulling out his cell phone and unlocking it to call for the emergency dispatcher.

 

He hesitated once he caught sight of the address.

 

He put his phone away and continued to drive.

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The Hidi had been at the EMS post all night.

 

The Hidi was tired and bored of sitting in the same spot the entire night. A few more hours! At roughly 10:00, the Hidi could go home and load up on some Hexagonest.

 

But something, struck the Hidi out of nowhere. There was a call from dispatch.

 

A bloodthirsty yell was heard by somebody driving by the house at <Insert Address Here>. Ambulance is required.

 

The Hidi was glad there was finally something to do, yet the Hidi had been waiting around so long that getting up and going out on a call seemed like a task too energy-demanding and difficult.

 

The Hidi grabbed a cookie laying on a nearby counter, put on the outer layers of the paramedic uniform, and ran out to the ambulance.

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Kid, still in his Raiden outfit was walking down the sidewalk when heard the yell and decided to investigate the cause and walked up to the door and  rang the bell

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With weary eyes and a glass of OJ in his clutched hands, Waffles answers the door. 

 

At the sight of Raidan looking curiously at him, Waffles sighs. "Look, i told those loonies in the church of Big Boss yesterday, i don't want to join your religion either."

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"I'm not here for that I was seeing if every one was ok, I heard some one scream", Kid replied

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High was driving down the road to work. However when stopping at a light he realized he forgot his wallet.

 

"Ahh shoot." He grunted while he turned around for home. While driving back he sees the house where all of this mornings commotion was at. Looking at the now present figure in spandex and metal as well as Waffles. Not noticing, High slowly drives by at 3 miles per hour... trying not to stare but can't help it. 

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Waffles shrugs. "Wasn't my place. Try the neighbors, they probably forgot to feed their lion, or something"

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Ajc had been a long time resident to SFOvile, as a member of the 1% he had long advocated the removal of the democratic system of SFO and advocated for an authoritarian regime, of his choice of course. But this didn't make him popular. It had put him under house arrest. When he had heard the scream he had been dressing and so when he ran out of the house to check the source he had not only left in his money boxers but he had also tripped the alarm on his locator. "SHHHHHHOOT!". He had already set it off he thought. May as well make the most of his temporary freedom. He ran in to the yard, his chiseled sculpted lean body then he some how maintained with out working out gleamed in the early morning sun. More alarming was the strange collection of people in the yard. "Um, Hi".

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"What the hell AJC" Waffles says, averting his eyes from AJC's masculine and chiseled pectorals. "Why the hell are you guys invading my fucking yard!" He pauses for a second. "Why the hell are you out of your house, you Bourgeoisie bastard?" 

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The police were already in the house by the time the Hidi arrived at the scene. The Hidi stood by in the ambulance awaiting further orders. The police were investigating the cause of the noise.

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Ajc Remained in the yard by orders of the police. He was now beginning to realize how could it was and how foolish he had been to leave the house with out anything warm. He looked up the the officer on his left charged with duty of making sure he didn't leave the site. Ajc reaching in to his pocket pulling out a bundle of hundred dollar bills he said, " i'll give you these if you give my your clothes." "no" was the officers reply. Ajc sighed. "You know if you guys are going to charge me for carrying a weapon without a permit, I have one for these guns" he flexed.

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LT woke up to the sirens nearby and mutters, "What is it THIS time?" He looks out the window and sees multiple police officers, some of them near Ajc, half-naked and flexing for no reason and the rest near a Starkid in a perfectly good Raiden costume, and Waffles, quietly waiting. 

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"You know if you guys are going to charge me for carrying a weapon without a permit, I have one for these guns" he flexed.

Kid facepalmed at AJC gun comment and then asked, "Hey waffles doesn't Kage live with you?"

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As if on cue, Kage stepped out of the door, clad in black sweat pants and his dark blue SFOPD - Police Academy Tshirt.  He heard the sirens and commotion and wasn't happy.  "Waffles!  The hell did you do this time?" He asked, seeing the cops.  "And why is AJC nekkid!?"

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"It wasn't me!" Waffles protests. "The church of Big Boss sent some dude, and then the police started arriving, and then AJC went streaking. I'm not even begun to drink yet, i dont even" With that Waffles sits down with a huff and sobs like a prepubescent girl.

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High, now traveling back down the road once more, is stopped by all the ruckus and police vehicles. Looking around he sees other neighbors opening their front doors trying to get at least an idea what was going on. Out of everything, High spots AJC, his cousin in law.

 

"AJC!" High loudly whispers from his vehicle"What the hell is going on and why aren't you wearing clothing?"

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"It wasn't me!" Waffles protests. "The church of Big Boss sent some dude, and then the police started arriving, and then AJC went streaking. I'm not even begun to drink yet, i dont even" With that Waffles sits down with a huff and sobs like a prepubescent girl.

"Again I'm not from any church... I'm cosplaying", Kid piped up

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Kage decided enough was enough and picked up the cowering Waffles by his shoulder. "Get up you drunk bastard" he said, walking them both up to the cops by AJC.  "AJ, you know you're not supposed to leave your house right?" He asked. 

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