Drasiana Posted January 16, 2014 Report Share Posted January 16, 2014 So, the other day, this happened. Justin Bieber could be deported to Canada following a vicious egg attack on a neighbour's house.A vicious egg attack Somehow, everyone's favourite embarrassment to Canada managed to do $20k in damage to his neighbour's house, solely using the power of eggs. Police then raided his mansion, looking for evidence of eggs. I am not kidding: Deputies were looking for any evidence linking the star with the egg assault including other eggs in the house. That might seem a little eggcessive, hey, but he did do a lot of damag-- There was also a battering ram at the scene. Holy fuck. I'll let this other headline sum up what happened next: The drugs were apparently being used by a friend of Bieber's, rapper 'Lil Za, who in the aforementioned article has denied using the drugs, which were stated to be laying out in the open in Bieber's home. Sounds kinda weird and suspicious, right? Well, lots of people thought so, too, including the dude who plays Sam "the tall one" Winchester on Supernatural: Haha, nice one Jared! And then this happened. So let me recap this for you. Justin Bieber somehow does $20k to his neighbour's house using only eggs. The police then raid his house looking for evidence of eggs and find drugs. Police arrest random dude, accusations fly in that Bieber is using him as a fall guy, and now Beliebers are at war with the Supernatural fandom. ...I call it The Aristocrats! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjakob42 Posted January 16, 2014 Report Share Posted January 16, 2014 ...I think we just discovered the identity of How to Basic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 ...I think we just discovered the identity of How to Basic. This would be equivalent to his Mona Lisa ------------------------------------ So I guess you'll fan draw that "corey" scene? ...Or you're going to boycott as well? But srsly, can't wait until he gets deported if that ever happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted January 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Haha okay, so, the "Corey" scene... "Corey" in Supernatural was actually an angel named Thaddeus posing as a pop star, and was played by a guy I actually know. I don't know what it means but...it means something hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Haha okay, so, the "Corey" scene... "Corey" in Supernatural was actually an angel named Thaddeus posing as a pop star, and was played by a guy I actually know. I don't know what it means but...it means something hilarious. A skim read made me conclude they were actively trying to mock Bieber in every sense of the way... You're so going to boycott, aren't you Dras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted January 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 I'm...not sure what I would be boycotting?? Are you trying to imply I'm a Bieber fan D:< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 I'm...not sure what I would be boycotting?? Are you trying to imply I'm a Bieber fan D:< Well, if he gets deported he'll have to go back to his home country... your home country as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted January 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Well, if he gets deported he'll have to go back to his home country... your home country as well. Yeah but at least he's from the exact opposite end of the country as me. Rob Ford gets to have him! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sroberson Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 I kept seeing articles about this on CNN but I refused to look because they use some sort of analytics to figure out what to write more about (and god forbid I see any more about Bieber). Thanks for the summary Dras! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneUnder Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 So let me recap this for you. Justin Bieber somehow does $20k to his neighbour's house using only eggs. The police then raid his house looking for evidence of eggs and find drugs. Police arrest random dude, accusations fly in that Bieber is using him as a fall guy, and now Beliebers are at war with the Supernatural fandom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Yeah but at least he's from the exact opposite end of the country as me. Rob Ford gets to have him! He'll either eat or snort him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 I would like to take a second and thank both The God Almighty and Hanuman the Monkey god for allowing this to happen. Truly the divine work in mysterious ways. That being said, i have to ask because i think we are all missing a serious part of the problem here. Why in the 7 layers of hell are they charging him with vandalism if a fucking battering ram was present? Can you charge someone with something like, conspiracy to commit a siege? Were the eggs his screening fire from his Toxotes as he tried to storm the gates of his neighbors house? What was worth attempting to bring a little bit of the middle ages to North America? Oh God i have so many questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 this is probably the best thing that could have ever happened to justin beiber scratch that this is the best thing to happen this month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Orange Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Some of my favorites. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Justin Bieber attacking people with eggs would make an awesome video game "Justin Bieber's Eggcellent Adventures" or something 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiana Posted January 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Why in the 7 layers of hell are they charging him with vandalism if a fucking battering ram was present? Haha I think they mean the police used a battering ram, but still. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballisticwaffles Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Haha I think they mean the police used a battering ram, but still. What kind of barricades could the Bieber household have? Did they expect a Portcullis? Did they expect to have to punch through 9 solid feet of Belibers to get to the door? This just raises further questions! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unoservix Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 no, they just wanted to use the battering ram on Justin Bieber and i mean don't we all? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Because words can't express how crazy this is. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Cringeworthy. But highly entertaining all the same. Didn't he say he was going to retire? When is he actually going to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Cringeworthy. But highly entertaining all the same. Didn't he say he was going to retire? When is he actually going to? Your image derped I sure fucking hope so and if the godesses are good to us, now. Right the fuck now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xidphel Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 >Justin Bieber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlow Posted January 19, 2014 Report Share Posted January 19, 2014 Well Dras, seems what they told me in Canada is true. The most eastern the canadian is born, the crazier it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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