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Justin Bieber Egg Vandalism Drug Controversy Fandom War: The funniest event of 2014

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unoservix

thank god we resolved what's going on with justin bieber's monkey

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Drasiana

That monkey may have a new home but it will never recover from the shame.

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unoservix

it's hard to be justin bieber's monkey

 

you can never be sure what's gonna happen to you next...what he's gonna do with you...where he's gonna put you...

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Scourge

Disclaimer: I WAS NOT REFERRING TO PRISON RAPE

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TCPeppyTc

There's nothing too surprising about this.

 

Many young stars get full of themselves and burn out, especially if they aren't particularly talented.

 

Personally I think Beebs is just Miley Cyrus without her makeup

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Drasiana

Miley Cyrus's worst crime has been making a couple dumb music videos and wearing a stupid outfit in a performance. Really don't understand the comparisons between her and a kid who has committed crimes in like six different countries.

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Vy'drach

Really just that they look rather similar and are popstar artists right now that are known for being overrated and sensationalists. But agreed, Miley is no where near as bad as Bieber. I am actually ashamed to have the same first name as him.

 

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Redeemer

Vydrach don't worry you give all other Justin's hope.

 

And the worst thing about all this is like, all the stupid kids that follow him are all thinking this is behaviour to look up to and copy. He's spawning an era of complete fucking morons that will spawn even more moronic children by the time they're 15 or something. JB is leading the younger generation into some kind of YOLO mentality that's warping their brains into festering buttholes.

 

He doesn't even make DUI, assault and prison masturbation look cool, he makes it look like the latest bad habits babies need to be broken out of. Put some woolen mittens on him or something. It's so embarrassing to watch his life unfold, I'm actually conditioned to feel embarrassed when I see his goofy adolescent face.

 

I really hope that the police realise how important it is to make an example here - if Justin weren't a celebrity he would have been in jail for some time now. He really needs to be punished in the same way everyone else would otherwise things will just get worse and worse.

 

Btw also his "retirement" aka publicity stunt was the biggest cocktease of the century.

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Vy'drach

Remember when he wasn't a walking douchesicle?

 

 

When he could get hit by a water bottle and not have a hissy fit?

 

At least then his biggest problem was that he just looked annoying.

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And the worst thing about all this is like, all the stupid kids that follow him are all thinking this is behaviour to look up to and copy. He's spawning an era of complete fucking morons that will spawn even more moronic children by the time they're 15 or something. JB is leading the younger generation into some kind of YOLO mentality that's warping their brains into festering buttholes.

 

I'm approx this fucker's age so.... Sorry my generation is fucking awful!

Believe me, highschool for me was full of assholes like him, and good god it was PAINFUL just to be in their presence

 

I once had a kid, helluva lot like him, who threw a fucking hissey-fit in the locker room, throwing people's crap all over the place and running around flashing people after I refused to fight the asshole.... good god that was both hilariously sad, and soul-crushingly depressing to witness

 

 

 

 

EDIT:

Found this on tumblr: http://scourgeclaw.tumblr.com/post/74407121424/preggersmcgee-christiancoello-justin

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Drasiana

Bieber is now comparing himself to Michael Jackson post-arrest. I thought that was low-hanging fruit for a joke after the monkey thing, but here we are.

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Redeemer

I'm approx this fucker's age so.... Sorry my generation is fucking awful!

Believe me, highschool for me was full of assholes like him, and good god it was PAINFUL just to be in their presence

 

I once had a kid, helluva lot like him, who threw a fucking hissey-fit in the locker room, throwing people's crap all over the place and running around flashing people after I refused to fight the asshole.... good god that was both hilariously sad, and soul-crushingly depressing to witness

 

 

 

 

EDIT:

Found this on tumblr: http://scourgeclaw.tumblr.com/post/74407121424/preggersmcgee-christiancoello-justin

 

It's not 100% of this generation, every generation has their assholes! It just so happens that they're different kinds of assholes and JB is easily the source of much of this particular anal gathering.

 

That kid that flipped his shit after not having his fight sounds like he's absolutely nuts. Flashing people? That's something to worry about. He needed some kind of outlet, and that's really antisocial.

 

Edit:

 

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Yeah.

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OneUnder

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Harlow

Can they even buy booze? Or reach the pedals?

 

Why can't #ShootYourselfForBieber be a thing? At least they'll only endanger themselves.

 

If you think my joke's terrible, just look at the above and see that one may be serious for some.

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Redeemer

It's sad that many people still don't realise that when you're shafted for DUI, it's mostly because you're a huge danger to OTHER people.

 

True story time:

 

When I lived in Dundee while I was still studying, there was a young couple hit by a 15 year old boy DUI. They were coming home from a party on Christmas Day (or New Year's Eve? I can't recall exactly when, but it was one or the other) and they were just on the sidewalk, no intention on going near the road. This stupid kid drove right off the road, into them, and pinned them against a wall and a railed fence at the park. The girl was killed instantly (so surreal, she used to serve me at a store I regulared), and the guy was put into a coma and woke up to the news that his girlfriend was dead. Also he walks with two canes now and his knees are so fucked, his legs aren't even straight.

 

The 15 year old moron wasn't hurt at all. He didn't even get put into jail because "he was only 15".

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Xidphel

Can they even buy booze? Or reach the pedals?

 

Why can't #ShootYourselfForBieber be a thing? At least they'll only endanger themselves.

 

If you think my joke's terrible, just look at the above and see that one may be serious for some.

 

http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/two-wrongs-make-a-right.html

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OneUnder

The fact that DUI penalties are relatively light in certain jurisdictions is ridiculous.  If you're willing to endanger anyone that you may encounter just for some alcohol then you deserve everything that is coming to you.

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unoservix

i have to wonder how much of the hysteria that surrounds Bieber is actually sincere insane fanblobing and how much of it is just 4chan trolling. i mean, as i recall, 4chan managed to start a "cut yourself for Bieber" thing, although i don't know if people actually started doing that. like there were probably a few who did because people are generally insane, but you can never really be sure any given instance of crazy internet shit is actually the work of crazy internet people and not just trolls.

 

Bieber fans have turned into Schroedinger's Insane Fanblobs now or something. shit's crazy yo

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Dr. Orange

I know the /b/ is trying to get #Cuffs4Bieber or #Jailed4Bieber going since the arrest. I mean, if this can get a few psychotic fans off the streets well...

 

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I just want to see when part of the human race gets it through their heads that JB is a douche. 

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Scourge

I know the /b/ is trying to get #Cuffs4Bieber or #Jailed4Bieber going since the arrest. I mean, if this can get a few psychotic fans off the streets well...

 

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I just want to see when part of the human race gets it through their heads that JB is a douche. 

They're gonna regret that one in a few years when they've all grown up, gotten the rabid fangirl-ism out of their systems, and apply for a job

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LoneWolf

You know, for all the bad stigma he got initially, I never really thought he was that bad of a musician. In fact, he had a pretty decent voice. Music wasn't great but he would have been fine if it weren't for the whole teen heartthrob deal.

 

Honestly what happened to him makes sense. At a young age he's catapulted into a millionaire lifestyle with zero accountability and religiously dedicated fans. He basically could do what he wanted and it's not entirely his fault that he went off the rails. Someone should have been trying to advise him and control him and keep him safe. It's a wonder nobody's gotten hurt (except for the #cut4beiber crowd but that's a different story altogether.

 

Either way this is what happens to child stars. They try to separate themselves from their former identities and end up a train wreck of a person.

 

I really am not surprised by everything that's happened, as much as it's terrible. He's being a horrible role model, as is Miley Cyrus. When kids still look up to you, you have to behave like a good human being. In a position of power like that you're set to make a difference in the world, good or bad.

 

Too bad both of theirs had to be bad.

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ballisticwaffles

i have to wonder how much of the hysteria that surrounds Bieber is actually sincere insane fanblobing and how much of it is just 4chan trolling. i mean, as i recall, 4chan managed to start a "cut yourself for Bieber" thing, although i don't know if people actually started doing that.

 

This is a very important distinction we must make. 4chan is not a conglomerate mess of "Trolls" or whatever the common word for idiots with loud opinions are these days. The word you are looking for is /b/, the Random board that the rest of 4chan despises as a cesspool in the living room. I hardly doubt that /ck/, the 4chan board about food, cares about hashtags and the crawling and the skin with the wounds. 

 

As for the second part of the question, the #cutforbieber thing was indeed a hoax, alongside #baldforbieber which was significantly funnier. But this was /b/, so it was no more organized than your local duck pond.

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Scourge

And now we have idiots getting stains on their records because some kid is an ego-maniac and thinks he can do anything he wants.

 

Way to go society. This, combined with impending thermonuclear war, has made me finally lose faith in humanity.

 

I'm starting to gather together money to fund my own space program to take myself, and a select few to one of the poles of Mars. Whose onboard?

 

 

Actually better plan, lets send this twit out there and see how long he survives. Best reality show ever

i-like-this-planet-you-get-off-futurama.

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