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Justin Bieber Egg Vandalism Drug Controversy Fandom War: The funniest event of 2014

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Redeemer

You know, for all the bad stigma he got initially, I never really thought he was that bad of a musician. In fact, he had a pretty decent voice.

 

Yes but as with other young male singers such as choir boys, just wait until his voice breaks.

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OneUnder

Yes but as with other young male singers such as choir boys, just wait until his voice breaks.

 

I wish I could find the clip, but does anyone recall that scene from The Simpsons where Homer's choir boy career was ruined as his voice broke mid-song?

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Dr. Orange

I wish I could find the clip, but does anyone recall that scene from The Simpsons where Homer's choir boy career was ruined as his voice broke mid-song?

All I could find was a German version.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0VjmVP1BC4

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Redeemer

All I could find was a German version.

 

 

 

Perfekt.

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Drasiana

The child star thing isn't actually necessarily true, people just perceive it that way when what they're really witnessing is the world-renown phenomenon of "some kids grow up to be assholes and some do not". Money and fame do not help the assholery, of course, but there's a shitton of former child stars who grew up to be normal and decent people: Jason Bateman, Jodie Foster, Hilary Duff, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the entire cast of Harry Potter, Raven Symone, Seth Green, Neil Patrick Harris...the list goes on a lot longer than that, too.

 

Bieber was That One Kid everyone went to high school with. The one who'd come to class late with two litres of Root Beer and his iPod so loud you could hear the lyrics of whatever Top 20 songs were popular, sit down and try to finish his homework in the ten minutes before the teacher asked everyone to turn it in, and then mysteriously disappear from class once that was all settled. The kind of kid who's a douche, who everyone knows is a douche, but who no one ever really penalizes because they always walk the line between "douche" and someone who is seriously breaking the rules. Did That Kid ever get caught smoking weed behind the dumpsters? Well, that's basically what's happening here. Douchey kid confirmed for douche by law. Everyone just knows about this one because, as it turns out, child stars can be douches just like every other kid.

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unoservix
This is a very important distinction we must make. 4chan is not a conglomerate mess of "Trolls" or whatever the common word for idiots with loud opinions are these days. The word you are looking for is /b/, the Random board that the rest of 4chan despises as a cesspool in the living room. I hardly doubt that /ck/, the 4chan board about food, cares about hashtags and the crawling and the skin with the wounds.

 

everyone likes pointless butthurt pedantry! sorry but when y'all are "anons" that are purposefully indistinguishable from each other you don't get to complain when someone does not make distinctions between y'all

 

The kind of kid who's a douche, who everyone knows is a douche, but who no one ever really penalizes because they always walk the line between "douche" and someone who is seriously breaking the rules.

 

that...that's me

 

oh god i have become the monster i fought, i looked into the abyss and the abyss looked also into me

 

well like anyway it probably doesn't help that Bieber is almost certainly surrounded by nothing but enablers who leech off his mega-millions and give him whatever he wants. pretty much anyone will wind up that way if you give them shit-tons of money and people who will unquestioningly line up drugs and booze and stuff for you.

 

ironically, between the two of them, i'd say Miley Cyrus probably has her head on a lot better than Bieber. all she's doing is making naked music videos of herself and twerking with Robin Thicke in a weird-ass costume, and being an adult, she can do that if she damn well pleases. as far as i know, she isn't descending into a morass of arrests and substance abuse. so ol' Biebs looks like he's headed down the Lindsay Lohan road to alcoholic obscurity and irrelevance.

 

which would make the Cyrus family a positive example, so just let that thought settle in your brain

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Dr. Orange

I agree that the child star thing isn't necessarily true, yet these kids are growing up with money and influence. Sometimes it flips a switch in people to think "Hey, I can do whatever the hell I want." Some people just can't handle that, and JB is one of those people.

 

...the entire cast of Harry Potter, Raven Symone, Seth Green, Neil Patrick Harris...

 

Well... British/Scottish actors can't be evil. Because they're British/Scottish. :troll:

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Snys93

I think we can all agree that at some point celebrities go off the deep end for whatever reason they happen to have. Well, the bad ones atleast. The worst example of us while not being human at the same time.

 

What is Bieber's reason for being a total douche? Just existing is all I can gather.

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Redeemer

Well... British/Scottish actors can't be evil. Because they're British/Scottish. :troll:

 

Scottish = born evil.

 

You all know better than anyone. :trollface:

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unoservix

"surprisingly, Bieber thought to be uninvolved with 9/11"

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Xidphel

"surprisingly, Bieber thought to be uninvolved with 9/11"

Considering how people is harping on him, that's legitly surprising.

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Redeemer

When will this toy-throwing stop? Jesus Christ enough is enough, put him in jail already.

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Harlow

Someone didn't get enough slaps as a child... It's never too late for a bit of police brutality. It only takes a split second as evidenced, do something!.

 

 

(Disclaimer, she did start and the overall context is blaming her so...)

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unoservix

whoops, never mind

 

"BREAKING: Bin Laden inspired to form al-Qaeda by time-traveling Bieber song"

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Dr. Orange

"Do you belieb" it if I told you Justin Bieber has a hand in the the mafia and took part of the Great Purge in the Soviet Union?

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ballisticwaffles

"Do you belieb" it if I told you Justin Bieber has a hand in the the mafia and took part of the Great Purge in the Soviet Union?

 

We have to go deeper.

 

Who shot Gustavus Adolphus at Lutzen?

 

Bieber.

 

Who sparked the Defenestration of Prague and by proxy the 30 years war?

 

Bieber.

 

Who ambushed Hitler in a trench and beat his face in with a Menorah? 

 

Bieber.

 

And if you listen to the background radiation still floating around in space from the big bang, the sound that caused such a massive amount of matter attempting to get away from a singular point?

 

~baby baby, oh~

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Dr. Orange

Because most 19 year olds are douche bags? Not the best thing for Ford's image.

 

But I'll admit, I like Rob Ford. Not in anyway political but in the sense that he has the personality of that one cool uncle. 

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Sarita

 

For the record, which they don't seem to know by the writing of this article, he was involved in at least two assaults that I can think of now, which actually does make him eligible for deportation if those rules posted at the end of the article are correct.

 

He may actually get deported for realsies.

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Snys93

For the record, which they don't seem to know by the writing of this article, he was involved in at least two assaults that I can think of now, which actually does make him eligible for deportation if those rules posted at the end of the article are correct.

 

He may actually get deported for realsies.

 

deport-bieber-7.jpg

 

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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt 

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Xidphel

 

deport-bieber-7.jpg

 

So you're only showing the good in 1 and the bad in the other? *sigh*

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Snys93

So you're only showing the good in 1 and the bad in the other? *sigh*

 

Since when is being a thug in any sense a good thing? :)

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unoservix

wow, two worthless insecure assholes! how magical

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