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Hey! A dollar! I'M RICH!$$$$


geoprimedonna

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Hello, and welcome to "Hey, a dollar! I'm rich!" The game of finances and stupid things to buy. Man, I am bad at explaining forum games. The story behind this is somebody left a dollar on the road that you find. This makes up the game. Ex.

Player 1: Hey, a dollar! I'm rich! I can now buy the Nintendo 64 Rumble Pack

Player 2: Sorry, but that dollar has no monetary value. As you can see it is a dollar with Mario's face on it.

As you can see, player 2 sabotages player 1's dollar. You have to find ways to disrupt the last player of buying what said player wanted. I'll start:

A dollar! I'm rich! Now, I can buy an official StarFox underwear and bra set!

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A dollar! I'm rich!

Now, I can buy an official StarFox underwear and bra set!

 

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...Well then.

 

Sorry, but that dollar is actually Zimbabwean in origin and therefore has no monetary value.

 

Hey, a dollar! I think I'll buy a tomato.

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Can't let you wear that, geo. That underwear was made for a very fat and very well-endowed man, same for the bra (bro?) ;)

 

EDIT: The tomato has e. coli on it. 

 

I'll buy a harmonica.

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Note: it souds like a dog toy squaker! I'll buy a Mr. Saturn!

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It goes completely psychotic, since you fed it after midnight.

 

Note: it souds like a dog toy squaker! 

That's what they're supposed to sound like :P

 

I wanna buy another dollar.

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Note: it's a fakie I wanna buy SFAs

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Sorry, but no one knows what you are talking about. I would like to buy more money, please.

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I was talkin' about Starfox Assault. The money you recieve is BitCoin. I want a newborn Yoshi.

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Sorry sir, but all our Yoshis are neutered and spayed. I want a large, smelly boot to stick in front of some random mansion.

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Sorry,the boot was used on Falco's wedding, and on that day, he was super clean. I want a pair of earthbound All Star sneakers and a Tessie plushie.

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But the shoes have a snake sleeping in them, and the plush is fullof razor blades. I am going to buy a race car.

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Granted, but it's a kid's bed. I wish for a Starfox-themed Wii U.

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Sorry, but this is not the wish thread, and the wiiU is the 4gb model. I am going to buy some cakes, only got $20 in my pocket.

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Granted, but there magic cakes, and they give you illusions. I wanna freakin' awesome Falco plushie.

Dis!

FALCO_by_WhiteFox89.jpgI'm awesome...

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Sorry, sir, but our Falco plushies are all fat. I am going to buy some music software to drop the bass.

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Sorry, but caught by the police for you-know-what. I wish for a Fox plushie.

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Ok., but it fails. I want an even more Kawaii Falco.

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Sorry, but Falco is not a cat. I am going to buy a mechanical keyboard.

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Granted, but it has Mr. Saturn stickers. I want a Bride Krystal doll.

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I'm sorry, but those were recalled due to the stuffing containing asbestos.

I am going to buy your mom.

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Granted, but she is pure silly. I want Lucas plushie.

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Sorry, but those were recalled due to them containing arsenic, cadmium, lead, and anthrax. I am going to buy a ticket to see Anthrax live.

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Granted, but it's a fakie. I want a Yoshu doll.

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I'm sorry, but we don't have Yoshu merchandise. I am going to buy stocks in Apple Computer Company.

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