Fookes

Stupid Things you Said as a Little Kid

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Fookes

We all have said really stupid things as a little kid. One time when my mother and father were talking about something (I can't remember what) and they said something like "...and he said the F word..." and I blurted out "Is the 'F word' 'Fart'!?" and they were like :|

What stupid things have you said as a little kid? 

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Komenja

"Brontosaurus is too a real dinosaur!"

That day I learned that maybe my dinosaur books were just a bit out of date.

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Zaphyr Stone

"My legs feel all fizzy"

My bright way of describing my nerves before an orthodontist appointment. My mom just laughed while everyone else gave us both looks like we were crazy.

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StarFoxMaster64

"I Don't like doctors they give me shots!"

 

While I don't say that anymore still believe it... Nuff said. 

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Clearwater

I remember when I was 5 or 6, I was ranting about how much I hate melons without realizing I actually do like them. But the time I remembered, my parents were laughing.

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hoo

(Me and my mom were betting if I could go a week with our saying "sucker" or not, FYI. I was 11-ish.)

 

Me: *Mocking Google translate with my friend* "I need to pee because I'm a sucker."

 

Mom: What did you just say?

 

Me: I didn't say sucker, I said f*cker!

Crap!

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InfinitySquared

"Bacon is a vegetable"

Context: When I was in 2nd grade (ca. 2004), my aunt went through a new-age vegany phase and made the whole family watch some documentary she had some hand in making. For the whole week following that, I was a "vegetarian", and refused to eat ham, roast beef, or chicken. Bacon was OK, because it's "vegetable".

Make of that what you will.

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Redeemer

I didn't ever learn how to say "excuse me" until I was like 7 so I just used to always be like "listen! listen! listen!"

 

I was the IRL Navi.

 

Explains a lot.

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Dr. Orange

The worst thing I said was I had this catchphrase between 7-10.

"I like pie."

To be honest I didn't at the time.

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InfinitySquared

For me, "Hey you know what? Guess what..."

 

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Arminius H O Fiddywinks

*sassy* "Help me! I'm drowning here!"

That was when I was being taught how to swim in the pool of the rec center the town next to mine has. I was in Kindergarten.

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BlitzCo45

I used to tell people that black holes exist on earth before and that they will suck you up 

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Hidi

My common internet alias, "Hidi" was the result of something stupid I said when I was eight. I had this reoccurring character I'd write and draw, its name was "Hidi Crystel." 

Don't grow up; then you'll never realise what you said was dumb!

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