Fookes 178 Report post Posted June 18, 2015 We all have said really stupid things as a little kid. One time when my mother and father were talking about something (I can't remember what) and they said something like "...and he said the F word..." and I blurted out "Is the 'F word' 'Fart'!?" and they were like What stupid things have you said as a little kid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Komenja 33 Report post Posted June 19, 2015 "Brontosaurus is too a real dinosaur!"That day I learned that maybe my dinosaur books were just a bit out of date. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaphyr Stone 18 Report post Posted June 19, 2015 "My legs feel all fizzy"My bright way of describing my nerves before an orthodontist appointment. My mom just laughed while everyone else gave us both looks like we were crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StarFoxMaster64 42 Report post Posted June 20, 2015 "I Don't like doctors they give me shots!" While I don't say that anymore still believe it... Nuff said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clearwater 386 Report post Posted June 20, 2015 I remember when I was 5 or 6, I was ranting about how much I hate melons without realizing I actually do like them. But the time I remembered, my parents were laughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoo 305 Report post Posted June 22, 2015 (Me and my mom were betting if I could go a week with our saying "sucker" or not, FYI. I was 11-ish.) Me: *Mocking Google translate with my friend* "I need to pee because I'm a sucker." Mom: What did you just say? Me: I didn't say sucker, I said f*cker!Crap! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InfinitySquared 163 Report post Posted June 26, 2015 "Bacon is a vegetable"Context: When I was in 2nd grade (ca. 2004), my aunt went through a new-age vegany phase and made the whole family watch some documentary she had some hand in making. For the whole week following that, I was a "vegetarian", and refused to eat ham, roast beef, or chicken. Bacon was OK, because it's "vegetable".Make of that what you will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redeemer 1399 Report post Posted July 13, 2015 I didn't ever learn how to say "excuse me" until I was like 7 so I just used to always be like "listen! listen! listen!" I was the IRL Navi. Explains a lot. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Orange 1554 Report post Posted July 17, 2015 The worst thing I said was I had this catchphrase between 7-10."I like pie."To be honest I didn't at the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InfinitySquared 163 Report post Posted July 20, 2015 For me, "Hey you know what? Guess what..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arminius H O Fiddywinks 210 Report post Posted July 20, 2015 *sassy* "Help me! I'm drowning here!"That was when I was being taught how to swim in the pool of the rec center the town next to mine has. I was in Kindergarten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlitzCo45 6 Report post Posted July 22, 2015 I used to tell people that black holes exist on earth before and that they will suck you up 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hidi 273 Report post Posted July 29, 2015 My common internet alias, "Hidi" was the result of something stupid I said when I was eight. I had this reoccurring character I'd write and draw, its name was "Hidi Crystel." Don't grow up; then you'll never realise what you said was dumb! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
