MickCloud Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle. As a young man I was told if I wanted to improve myself I should learn to embrace my mistakes. Which is why I hug my children every day. A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Redd Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, would you tell me how to throw the old one away? A doberman had unpaid mortgage on a clay house. In simpler terms: A dobie's adobe abode owed dough. I used to think I was indecisive... but now I'm not so sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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