My Starfox Parody Song

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Disclaimer: I don't own the song I'm about to parody. It belongs to SNAP! And Star Fox belongs to Nintendo.

A/N: I actually came up with the concept of this song when I was 6. Back then, I was playing the original Star Fox game, and at the time I also heard that song. Plus, I used to think it was saying venom. I thought it would be a great parody, but I never really worked on the lyrics very much...Until about 2 decades later. I feel so old.

Anyway, this is a parody of the hit pop song, Rhythm is a Dancer by the German group, SNAP! And it describes the planet itself, on how it became a staple to the Star Fox series, and to many fans alike.

Venom is a Level, Parody of Rhythm is a Dancer by SNAP (1992)

Venom is a level, it's home of the devil
Enemies are everywhere!
Murder and destruction, final destination
Disaster is in the air.
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, yes it does mean war
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, oh, oh, oh

Venom is a level, it's home of the devil
Enemies are everywhere!
Murder and destruction, final destination
Disaster is in the air.
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, yes it does mean war
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, oh, oh, oh

Venom. You could see it, you could feel it
Venom. Venom is a level
Venom. You could see it, you could feel it
Venom. Venom is a level

Venom is a level, it's home of the devil
Enemies are everywhere!
Murder and destruction, final destination
Disaster is in the air.
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, yes it does mean war
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, oh, oh, oh

Venom is a level, it's home of the devil
Enemies are everywhere!
Murder and destruction, final destination
Disaster is in the air.
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, yes it does mean war
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, oh, oh, oh

Venom. You could see it, you could feel it
Venom. Venom is a level
Venom. You could see it, you could feel it
Venom. Venom is a level

(rap section)
Toxic, barren, and Lylat's first
Prepare yourself, expect the worst
Bigger than the Earth itself
An epic dogfight with Star Wolf
Favorite boss is the Phantron
The Great Commander is a con
A lethal Arwing Obstacle Course
Let's take the monkey down by force
Like diving to the bowels of Hell
Blowing his brain up is just swell
Andross is indeed the boss
He could use some dental floss
James McCloud was murdered there
Escaping Andross by a hair
Venom is the final goal
It's a challenge as a whole!

Venom is a level, it's home of the devil
Enemies are everywhere!
Murder and destruction, final destination
Disaster is in the air.
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, yes it does mean war
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, oh, oh, oh

Venom is a level, it's home of the devil
Enemies are everywhere!
Murder and destruction, final destination
Disaster is in the air.
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, yes it does mean war
Oh, it's a poison. Oh, oh, oh, oh

Venom. You could see it, you could feel it
Venom. Venom is a level
Venom. You could see it, you could feel it
Venom. Venom is a level