The Engrish Thread!

[Gene Inari]

For even the coldest of hearts sometimes yearns for friendship.= The uniform center it is coolest you yearn occasionally friendship.

Geeze. 

I'm just laughing at the fact the translations are just so different.

[ThatCrazyGuy]

That area's an oven! Don't go burning that Arwing! Be reasonable, Fox!

Oven of the area! The fact that the Arwing is burnt does not have to be done! The Fox be a proper degree!

*rofl's at the fact that the Arwing is burnt does not have to be done*

[Four-eyed Vulpine]

Here's another SFA cutscene!

Finding the Staff--Dino

Krystal:  Av oei uho hosoaladw kxaj mojjuwo, kxod A um ad whouk tudwoh.  Kxo Jkuvv oei xect ad oeih xudtj aj u fenohvic noufed.  oei mijk couhd ke ijo ak najoco.  Ak nacc walo oei wiatudso nxod akj fenohj sud ro ijot.  Mo Jkuvv'j muad ijo aj ad semruk, udt ad kamo oeih jbaccj muo when.  Kho tavvohodk uskaedj ke idcoujx akj fenohvic ukkusbj.  oei sud ucje ijo ak ke opfceho kxo nehct uheidt oei.  Kho cavkadw hesbj eh bdesbadw akomj eik ev kxo khooj.  A'm jiho kxuk oei nacc vadt ak loho ijovic.  Kubo suho ev mo Jkuvv, udt ak nacc kubo suho ev oei.

Finding the Staff--English

Krystal:  If you are receiving this message, then I am in great danger.  The Staff you hold in your hands is a powerful weapon.  You must learn to use it wisely.  It will give you guidance when its powers can be used.  My Staff’s main use is in combat, and in time your skills may grow.  Try different actions to unleash its powerful attacks.  You can also use it to explore the world around you.  Try lifting rocks or knocking items out of the trees.  I’m sure that you will find it very useful.  Take care of my Staff, and it will take care of you.

Finding the Staff--English-to-Japanese-to-English

Krystal:  If this message is received, there is I large dangerously. The staff whom you grasp by your hand is the powerful weapon. Consideration you must learn in order deeply to use that. As for that when power can use, guidance is given. As for principal use of my staff there is battle, perhaps your technology in time you are brought up. The behavior where the attempt which makes powerful attack free differs. In addition although the world is explored around you, you can use that. It hits from the stone or item wood where attempt is raised. I that very the usefulness verify that you find. Acquisition worry of my staff takes care, and that of you.

[Gene Inari]

That made sense for all of 5 words.  And the translator doesn't like articles much, except for "the."