Mr. Krystal Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Lylat interplanetary comm is not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big Landmaster. It-it's a series of hyperspace vibrations! aka "The internet is not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck. It-it's a series of tubes!" ~ Ted Stevens on The Internet and Net Neutrality What are some other phrases or sayings that can be "Starfox-ized"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 A rolling barrel gathers no lasers. OQ: A rolling stone gathers no moss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted October 27, 2007 Author Share Posted October 27, 2007 During the Star Fox Talk tonight, we came up with these: Dwight: Dude, where's my Arwing? This. Is. CORNERIA! Andross: I have seven million intelligent bioweapon systems here with me. What do you think you can do against THAT many enemies? Fox: I can kill them! Absoludicrous91: They call me Mr. O'Donnell! Soylent Green is Cloudrunner! Forget it, Dash, this is Venom. Mama always said a Star Fox game was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Today, I consider myself the unluckiest fox on the face of Corneria. Eye patches? We ain't got no eye patches. We don't need no eye patches. I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW YOU ANY STINKING EYE PATCHES! Play it, Sam. Play "Ending Credits, Theme Reprise." It wasn't the Arwings. 'Twas Fox killed the Monkey! Of all the Krazoa Shrines in the world, I walk into hers. Keep the Cornerians close, but the Venomians closer. If you beat it, James will come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 "Mommy, Andross is getting to close to the car!" "Fox is too 'fraid get out, hes just a little guy." Real version from "Tommy Boy" "Mommy the Rhino's getting to close to the car!" "He's too 'fraid to get out, hes just a little guy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absoludicrous91 Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 They show you this galaxy and....No damn Star, and no damn Fox. Spoof of Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut: "They show you these knots, and.... no damn cat, no damn cradle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbird22 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 If you beat it, James will come. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the best one ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absoludicrous91 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Grazie, grazie. You have brought this user great joy. Now it's time for SHAKESPEAREAN STAR FOX!!!!! Original Line: The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! (Macbeth) Star Fox Version: The Q-Games damn thee brown, thou grey-faced pup! Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war, indeed. Or another one: Et tu , Krystal? Then fall, Star Fox. Oh come on, do I really need to say what that one's from? I'm also thinking about Star Fox-izing Vergil's Aeneid, but I'm kind of doubting that I'll do it know. Canterbury Tales, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 Or another one: Et tu , Krystal? Then fall, Star Fox. Oh come on, do I really need to say what that one's from? I'm also thinking about Star Fox-izing Vergil's Aeneid, but I'm kind of doubting that I'll do it know. Canterbury Tales, maybe? Wasn't that one from the time when they Brutus stabbed Ceaser? I don't know. All the stuff in the Canterbury Tales used such old English language, I only understood one out of every 10 sentences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chiro-Chan Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 "We can't stop here, this is Venomese territory!" ("We can't stop here, this is bat country!") "When this baby hits 288 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious sh*t." ("When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious sh*t.") "THERE CAN ONLY BE FOX!" ("THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!" (yes, I know, that one sucked.)) "Fox, I am your father!" ("Luke, I am your father!" (Well, someone was gonna do it eventually...)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffNStuff Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 "Well you see McCloud, there can only be one highlander." = "Well you see MacLeod, there can only be one highlander." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chiro-Chan Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 "Well you see McCloud, there can only be one highlander." = "Well you see MacLeod, there can only be one highlander." That's actually kind of easy to imagine, since 'McCloud' is derived from 'MacLeod'. I want to see the Highlander series SO BADLY. Oh, and: "SharpClaws... I hate SharpClaws..." ("Snakes... I hate snakes...") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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