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Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz


Mr. Krystal

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Did you know that Amazon.com actually sells milk? It's true! Only a couple kinds though, mainly this one: "Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz." Anyway, a bunch of people on the internet discovered this rather unusual fact that you can buy milk online (almost $40 shipping). They've been going at it since then, posting comments about how wonderful the milk is in all kinds of hilarious ways in the customer reviews area.

Here's a few samples:

There are few gifts I like to recieve more than milk. Whole milk too. That's the kind of milk that says that it's real. It's right. It's whole. I want that milk to sit there for years because that's what you do with milk. There's nothing better than milk - well except maybe radishes.

Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

This milk worked well when I first got it, but within a few days it wouldn't hold a charge. I called their customer service department and, I don't know if it's in Bangalor or Ireland, but I couldn't understand a word that they said and they began to scream at me.

Finally, though, they sent me another one - but that wouldn't hold a charge, either. I'm beginning to wonder if this is truly meant to be a portable product. I still haven't been able to retreive my email and the video is murky.

It's a bit heavy, too, to wear on your belt. The good news is that it keeps your hip cool during this sultry summer weather - for a while.

And why do I know this? My CATS ordered some for themselves. Only they ordered 50 gallons for the low, low price of $779.47! Damn cats! Their coats are so sleek and shiny now, though.

It goes on like this for the next 95 or so pages. Some people write poems, sing songs, or write... fan...fiction... about Tuscan Whole Milk. Read and enjoy!

http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_link_2?%5Fencoding=UTF8&pageNumber=2

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