rebel_gunman Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Welcome to Corneria's General Hospital, where I'm working part time! In here we have the best doctors we could afford! We treat every kind of wound or disease. Yo ucan be either a patient or a doctor in any field of medicine! I would be more especific about this place, but I'm in a rush! By the way, since I'm treating Cornerians... am I considered a doctor or a veterinarian??? If you excuse me, I'm needed in surgery. *Leaves with a butcher bloody knife in hand and white coat with blood. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TravisFox Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Note to self: If I get hurt...Shoot self... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Unicron Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Since I am not a 'carbon', therefore your 'hospital' has no use to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jal Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 "I have no need for a Hospital but i can make patients" *Starts shooting people* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludvig11 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 OW! MY ARM! What was that good for? Im acutally working here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Unicron Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 ho oho oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted September 25, 2005 Author Share Posted September 25, 2005 *Comes out of opperation room with a bloody butcher knife and a heart in another hand * Does someone needs help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludvig11 Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 Not me thanks, I think I can fix the injury my self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Wilopolis Posted September 25, 2005 Share Posted September 25, 2005 *holding a giant syringe* You sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Unicron Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Hmm.. You there! allow me to assist you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludvig11 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 How? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chapana Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 *comes out of another operation room with a bloody sword anyone need my help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludvig11 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 I think I got a Bullet in my arm, can somebody please take it out carefully? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Unicron Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Allow me to assist of the removal of metal. * carefully pulls out bullet, finger transforms and patches up skin * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chapana Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Takes sword and slices the bullet out and stiches arm up. come in 2 weeks for removal of stiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 Well, I see everything is under control here. *Patient comes out* Hum... Doc? I think that heart is supposse to be INSIDE me. What--oh yea! That's right. Sorry, got to go. Still need to finish-up with my patient. By the way... I still don't know if I'm considered a doctor, or a veterinarian in Corneria? My patient is a husky, just so you know. *Heads back in operation room, doors close, and screams can be heard. But... why?* *Behind closed doors* Patient- "That there's no what?!" R_G- "Sorry, but there's no more sleeping gas. You'll have to awake doring your heart operation." Patient- "Say what?!!" R_G- "You heard me. Now, lets begin." Patient- "This is animal cruelty! CRUELTY!!" R_G- "Yea, sure, I'm a very bad person. No, here we go." Patient- "No, wait--Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh." R_G- "Oops... there goes my watch." :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Wilopolis Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 *sighs* He couldda used anesthetics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted October 1, 2005 Author Share Posted October 1, 2005 *Comes out of operation room* Hi everybody! *People in hallway*Hi doctor Nick! No! I'm... nevermind. I could have used anesthetics, but... some of the nurses STOLE it! *Looking at some people to avoid mentioning names* So... the operation went well. But the patient passed out right on the begining of the operation, so he didn't felt much pain. Now, if you excuse me... I got a transport for Corelia to catch. So if there are any patients, someone take care of it. *Leaves. As soon as R_G steps out of the hospital, everyone breaks in cheers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Wilopolis Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Well, that was bizarre. *remembers something* Eek! Gotta get to the operation room, quick! *runs off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eclipsed Phoenix Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 *walks out with a lightsaber in hand* "instant sealing. he he" *lights lightsaber* "so, whos first?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 "if you come near me with that, Ill have to...RUN FOR MY LIFE, IDON'T WANT MY TONSELS REMOVED, HONEST!!!!" *runs for his life* "sowrds make poor medical eqipment...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eclipsed Phoenix Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 *runs after DF* get back here! your intestines are gonna fall out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mithos Kionisu Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 *Walks in with a blaster wound in the arm, sees RL chasing DF and slowly starts to back out of the room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted January 3, 2006 Author Share Posted January 3, 2006 *Comes from behind MK, holding a bloody chainsaw and a hokey mask on* Hello, how can I help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mithos Kionisu Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 (Reminds me so much of resi evil 4...) ...Not cutting off my head would be a great start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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