Guest Rheneas Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 I just have to do this. I love these topics. Please don't tell me this is offending the rules or there's already another one like this floating somewhere... Anyway, simply put. Use your mind (Yes, you have to think OMG.) to type up mini scenarios that could've happened over games behind the scenes. Don't feel like doing that? Then you could just choose a character and make them say anything they probably wouldn't say. Something a Character wouldn't say examples: ROB: Do the robot! --------- Wolf: OH SNAP! --------- Fox: The Lylat System is in danger? AGAIN? Let's see, do I care? I would, but my give-a-damn is broken. Blooper/Outake Example: (From Assault) *Wolf enters* You have just entered the battle '0u773rs4rg4550h1d30u7.' 5l1ppy: 0MG 1T'5 W01F!!11!! 5l1ppy has left the room. L30n has entered the room P4nth3r has entered the room. F0x has entered the room. F4lc0 has entered the room. Kry5ta1 has entered the room. W01f: Z0mg F0x! j00 0w3 m3h 4n 4pp010gy!!1! F0x: =P P4nth3r: lol, h3y Kry5tal, a/s/l? Kry5ta1: ??? F4lc0: 5hu7 1t j00 n00bs!!11 L30n: WTF? J00r t3h n00bs!!1! F4lc0: 1'm 5o bl0ck1ng y0u. L30n: 1'm w4rn1ng j00!!1 F0x: W3 w0n'7 pwn j00 guy5 1f j00 t3ll us wh3r3 P1gm4 is. W0lf: STFU! L30n: J00 C4N'7 PWN U5!!!111!! P4nth3r: Y34h, STFU! W0lf has logged on as Admin. F0x has been kicked out of the battle. F4lc0 has been kicked out of the battle. P4nth3r: Z0MG D0n't k1ck Kry15ta1 0u7!!1!1 Kry5ta1: Y n0t? lol....... Kry5ta1 has logged on as Admin. W0lf has been kicked out of the battle. L30n has been kicked out of the battle. P4nth3r has been kicked out of the battle. Kry5ta1: I PWN J00, N00BS!!!1!!1! XDDDD Kry5ta1 has left the room. XDDD The bloopers can be in any style you want, doesn't have to be like that... So get your creative juices flowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGmaster2000 Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 OMG LOL! That was awesome!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coolcat blood sucking cat Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Krystal:Fox have you scene my bra? fox hiding bra behind his back: No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Wolf- This is going to hurt me more than you!! Director- CUT!! Wolf, its suppose to be "This is going to hurt you more than me!" Wolf- Not if I keep lossing acording to the script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 XD I love these topics too! Slippy: Hey, I'll just do a Somersault and save Fox alot of grieve! Falco: Hey, me too! *does Somersault* Fox: ... What's a Somersault? *Fox wonders aimlessly while 4 baddies trail him* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mad_But_Happy Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Here's two I came up with... Peppy: "Do a barrel... ah, forget it." Falco: "I love you too, Slippy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GPFan Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Fox, or more particularly Faclo, to Gen. Pepper: "What's up, dawg?" Pepper: "Not much G, just chillin' like a villain" me *ducks from the ensuing boos and hisses* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Jaguar Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 *Krystal and Fox are in bed together* *Peppy walks in* Krystal: Fox get off of me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaith Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 *Fox is flying in his arwing playing a Nintendo DS* Fox: Nope... almost... got it.... must...... beat...... andross.... Slippy: But didn't you beat him already?!? Fox: Can't stop playing...... Starfox....DS...... Falco: Hey... mabey you should watch where your flyin fox! Fox: MWAH! I WIN I WIN! AHAHAH! THE CREDITS ARE *looks up to see he's about to crash into the Great Fox* .....Oh fu- Fox: *Wakes up in bed* WAHHHHHH! ...Whew... it was just a dream... *Looks over to see Slippy sleeping next to him...* ...oh god... what have I done! *shutters* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuyasha Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Krystal: I'm sorry, Fox.. But i'm a lesbian.. Fox: ... *Jaw drops to the floor* I think "*cries*" is more of what he'd do. ... *cries* ... Fox: Let Slippy handle it. -Inuyasha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaith Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 [Fox has just confronted Andross inside the planet Venom...] Andross: I've been waiting for you Fox Mc'Cloud... Fox: ANDROSS! It's time for you to go down... [Looking down] Fox: again... Andross: Mwahahaha! there is but one thing I must tell you before we start to battle! Fox: Uh huh... Andross: ...I didn't kill your Father... I AM YOUR FATHER! Fox: ...No you arn't... that guy in the corner of the room is... [Points to James Mc'Cloud's Arwing] James: ...Shhhhh... I'm not here... [Looks around nerviously] Andross: ...Well it was worth the try! Prepair to be vanquished! [Has a bomb launched in his mouth] Andross: ...Oh SNAP! [bOOM!] Fox: I know your not dead Andross... [The smoke clears and where Andross was is...] Black Mage: [nerdy voice] I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down! Fox: ...Oh...Dear...God... God: Yes? Fox: ...Huh? What in the name of! God: I was never here... [Disappears] Fox: ...riiiiiiiight! Peppy: Do a barrel roll fox! Slippy: AHHH FOX GET THIS GUY OFF ME! Fox: [sighs] Screw this... hey dad! you wana go get some ice cream or something! [Peppy and Falco look at Fox... then look at 'James'] Peppy: ...Why in gods name is he talkin to an asteroid? Falco: ...He thinks it's his father... Peppy: ...oooh... _________________________________________________________ [Fox has taken Pep pills to stay away during flying in the asteroid belt...] Fox: PEP PILLS, PEP PILLS! PEPPY'S PILLS... wait a minute... these arn't pep pills... they're... [groans] Lacitives... _________________________________________________________ -In responce to DK's post- Fox: ...Eh... [shrugs] I think I'm gay anyways... [looks at Falco] how you doin? Falco: [backs away] ...get him away from me... _________________________________________________________ [slippy has 'tricked out' his Arwing] Slippy: Check it out yall my hommies! This is my pimpin ride! Fox: ...Eh... why are you talking like that? Falco: ...YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO RAP AGAIN HAVEN'T YOU! Slippy: ...yah... _________________________________________________________ Peppy: TRY A SUMMERSALT! Fox: Why don't you just SHOOT THE FREAKIN GUYS BEHIND ME INSTEAD! [Groans] Fox: Lazy bastards... _________________________________________________________ I just came up with these out of the blue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Fox Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Krystal: Fox, I have something to say to you. Fox: What? Krystal: I'm actually your sister. Fox: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Krystal: Just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Falco: I like Eminem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Remus_Lemures Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 WOLF: Don't get uppity you amatuers FOX: Wolf, we've been flying the skies ever since your mama has been saying good night to you. WOLF: And she still does, Fox. She still does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Krystal Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Krystal walks up to Jennifer Lopez. "......" Krystal beats her down with a hockey stick. DK: W....T...F...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falcoman Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Fox:Hey Krystal wanna go to this cool club Friday. Krystal:Oh,Um I was going with panther to dinner Friday. Fox: Then Fox and Panther fight to the death over Krystal and both die Slippy:Hey Krystal you wanna come to my place Friday 8) Krystal:Hmm,.......... You don't wanna know what comes next :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XG Fox Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 *during a battle when Slippy's sitting it out after being shot down* Slippy: FOOOOOOOOOOOOX!!!!! Fox: Slippy! What is it? Slippy: MY RULER BROKE! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Fox: Remind me to break not only your spanner collection, but your neck too. That's the third time this week you've broken a ruler. What exactly are you DOING with those rulers anyway? (shift to view of Slippy whacking away on his Arwing with a ruler trying to fix it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Victor Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 *Fox challenges Falco to a match* Fox: Gum Gum whip Fox gives a huge kick to Falco. Falco:Mera Mera Fire blast *Falco throws a flame at Fox* Krystal:Fox, Falco- AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Krystal gets burned by the Mera Mera Fire Blast* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GPFan Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Peppy - The Force is very strong with this one (to Fox) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Edge Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Fox: :rolls on floor in straight jacket: "Do a barrel roll...do a barrel roll...do a barrel roll...do a barrel roll...do a barrel roll...do a barrel roll..." :twitch twitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GPFan Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Fox: :rolls on floor in straight jacket: "Do a barrel roll...do a barrel roll...do a barrel roll...do a barrel roll...do a barrel roll...do a barrel roll..." :twitch twitch: Oh noes, fox gone el loco.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Victor Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 *Fox enters his bedroom* Krystal *Wearing y *: Hey Fox, lets "Snuggle" for a bit. Fox: Can I have a glass of water? *Krystal ties Fox to bed and jumps on him* *Meanwhile on the living room* Falco: Hey, I think Im hearing noises. Slippy:Shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Falco: Do a barrel roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james mccloud Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 *Fox enters his bedroom* Krystal *Wearing y *: Hey Fox, lets "Snuggle" for a bit. Fox: Can I have a glass of water? *Krystal ties Fox to bed and jumps on him* *Meanwhile on the living room* Falco: Hey, I think Im hearing noises. Slippy:Shut up! dude.......that...was..so.......WRONG!!!!!!! _____________________________________________________ Slippy and Fox are on a secret assassination mission to kill andrew oikanny _____________________________________________________ Slippy: Look fox! a TRAIN!!! I LIKE TRAINS!!! Fox:SHut up and throw a knife at oikanny. *Slippy throws knife but in back swing stabs fox in the arm* Fox: Try again. *Slippy tries again but throws it at a wall. knife bounces around a bit and hits fox in the other shoulder* Fox:Again *Slippy tries 3 more times but keeps stabbing fox* Fox:(in a loud voice that oikanny hears and thus walks toward them) DAMMIT SLIPPY THROW THE KNIFE AT OIKANNY!!!! *Slippy picks up cage of snakes and tries to dump it on oikanny but dumps it on fox instead* Fox: Slippy..... come here....SLIPPY YOU MOTHER F@!#$NG MORON!!! YOUR NEVER GOING ANYWHERE WITH ME! NOW TAKE THE KNIFE OUT OF ME!!! *slippy takes it out* Fox: OWWW PUT IT BACK IN IT HURTS!!!JUST JOKING! *Slippy puts it back in* fox: RETARD!!! Oikanny: Ummm.....WANT SOME CHEESE?!?!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I THOUGHT BOTH WERE HILARIOUS!!!!! ... and the first scenario with krystal and Fox, that might happen. ... Oh yeah. Falco: Leon is my poker buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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