VictorTurdleman

ALL STAR WOLF FANS!!!! PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!

Recommended Posts

Kit-Karamak

But we all really just love his attitude.

http://miyayoshi.deviantart.com/art/OTGF-Kiss-the-Cook-s-Ass-122560226   

Best dang caption I've ever read, down at the bottom of this piece.  BAHAHA.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Fira-Astrali

aha! that was one of the first SF deviations i ever saw. You know only Wolf would have the guts to say something like that XD

and thats a 10-4, Asper. What's not to love about Wolf?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest FoXXX

But we all really just love his attitude.

http://miyayoshi.deviantart.com/art/OTGF-Kiss-the-Cook-s-Ass-122560226   

Best dang caption I've ever read, down at the bottom of this piece.  BAHAHA.

heheheh :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kursed

aha! that was one of the first SF deviations i ever saw. You know only Wolf would have the guts to say something like that XD

and thats a 10-4, Asper. What's not to love about Wolf?

when people change his personality,

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kit-Karamak

It's no wonder she left Star Wolf.  She was tired of cooking because they didn't want to invest in a piloting droid, like ROB, to do it for'em. 

But you know what?  I think she probably burnt Wolf's food on purpose for whatever comment he made before THAT instance came to pass. LOL.  All that's left to happen AFTER that scene is to quickly jab her finger in his other eye and run.  xD

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kursed

It's no wonder she left Star Wolf.  She was tired of cooking because they didn't want to invest in a piloting droid, like ROB, to do it for'em. 

But you know what?  I think she probably burnt Wolf's food on purpose for whatever comment he made before THAT instance came to pass. LOL.  All that's left to happen AFTER that scene is to quickly jab her finger in his other eye and run.  xD

I don't think Krystal would be that mean to wolf. but  Kursed... on the other hand...let's just say Wolf better have good eye protection or he might loose his other eye.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kit-Karamak

LOL, I dunno... that's a pretty crude thing to say to a chick.  Besides, I'm just musing what her reaction would be, purely out of satire.  Besides, if Wolf is really as good as he claims he is... he should be faster than the 3-stooges with a finger-poke block gesture.  Either way... had he said such, he'd probably be wearing the food, regardless. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kursed

LOL, I dunno... that's a pretty crude thing to say to a chick.  Besides, I'm just musing what her reaction would be, purely out of satire.  Besides, if Wolf is really as good as he claims he is... he should be faster than the 3-stooges with a finger-poke block gesture.  Either way... had he said such, he'd probably be wearing the food, regardless.

either that or have all the cookware thrown at him  :krystal::WELL GET ME A NEW STOVE IDOIT!!!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kit-Karamak

I suppose the question that really came to my mind was... If she really WAS a Cerinian Princess (After all, Wolf calls her "princess" in COMMAND), she probably never had to LEARN how to cook. 

Hey, who knows, maybe she cooked it by throwing everything in a pan, pulling out her staff and using the fire-blaster on the food.  Then she'd turn around and drop the plate in front of Wolf and say something to the effect of, "Your breakfast is SERVED, your 'highness'." That would be pretty epic.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Fira-Astrali

ooh, yea, but i think Krystal would be too smart to open the door that wide for Wolf with his comebacks XD

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kit-Karamak

TECHNICALLY, all she has to do is go to Panther and, in a sweet voice, say, "Honeyyyy, Wolf insulted my femininity.  I don't feel like a space rose anymore."  Then watch the two scrap while she gears up to leave for Kew.  xD

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kursed

TECHNICALLY, all she has to do is go to Panther and, in a sweet voice, say, "Honeyyyy, Wolf insulted my femininity.  I don't feel like a space rose anymore."  Then watch the two scrap while she gears up to leave for Kew.  xD

that might work.

:krystal: sianara SUCKERS!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kit-Karamak

I'm working on chapter 8 of Reflections of REGRET and, right now, she's packing her things for KEW, because she's angry that people have been judging her over her decisions to leave Fox and his team.  Heh.  She'll stay Kursed for about a year or two before meeting Fox on Kew and going back to Sauria with him.  :-o 

THE RISE OF KURSED (Intrigue music plays in background: dun dunnn DUNNN!) ahem.

:lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Asper Sarnoff

But we all really just love his attitude.

http://miyayoshi.deviantart.com/art/OTGF-Kiss-the-Cook-s-Ass-122560226   

Best dang caption I've ever read, down at the bottom of this piece.  BAHAHA.

I've seen that. That was fantastic!

when people change his personality,

None of the SF characters are really enough developed to have much of a personality.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Vy'drach

But we all really just love his attitude.

http://miyayoshi.deviantart.com/art/OTGF-Kiss-the-Cook-s-Ass-122560226   

Best dang caption I've ever read, down at the bottom of this piece.  BAHAHA.

Wow, I want to be annoyed at that picture, but its too funny for me to be.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Fira-Astrali

None of the SF characters are really enough developed to have much of a personality.

I think some have a basic personality type (i.e, it's generally agreed upon that Falco is a bit of a smartass) but they are all really... typecast isn't the word, but you know what i mean. They all conform to the usual character types. And it doesn't help that Nintendo keeps changing what personality they do have! (64, Wolf was somewhat juvinile, then in Assault he was acting all grown up, then Command it was all about being 'manly', now SSBB has him looking like a teenaged punk)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kit-Karamak

Don't forget, for the unreleased SF2, for SNES, he had both his eyes, but a red tattoo above and below one eye.  Leon gets his voice changed, his attitude changed, you name it.  Katt gets her fur changed and her attitude goes from that of a 'cougar' (Hey, Tiger...) to that of a housecat.  (I always envisioned her as being a few years older than Fox and Falco, and she just likes younger men O_o;;; )

Bill goes from surfer to southerner, Panther goes from being like the dude in Desperado to being like The Rock with a mix of Vega from SFII, and Krystal BECOMES A B*TCH Ahem... sorry, I know she's just having PMS the day of the Anglar Invasion but still.  Let's see...  OH!  ....Slippy is still Slippy. 

For some reason, his personality just never changes.  OH WAIT, YES IT SURE DID.  In the SNES version, he stuttered and wasn't as flamboyant or overly optimistic as he is, now. Ben Itoh made him look like Fryer Tuck from Robin Hood, and he had way more moxie in the comic - he's a bit of a weenie in SF64 with a voice like Rockie the Flying Squirrel, becomes a pretty average guy with an annoying voice in SFAdventures, then by Assault, they change his voice again, he practically taunts the enemies (while hiding behind his friends) but stops taking crap from Falco and just tells him to shut up for once... but becomes boisterous and more annoying again by Command.  (IE:  YIPPIEEEE!  And here I thought the Sprite from Secret Of Mana had some annoying one liners.)  But at the same time, he's got enormous courage by COMMAND.  He doesn't listen to others (except for Amanda) and does what HE thinks is right... pretty awesome. 

Yet he's still annoying in his own cutsie way.  Yeah... I guess I was wrong about Slippy, too... EVERYONE goes through 50 changes.  ...It's a shame, they really could have done character building and developing as the series matured. 

It seems like SAMUS from Metroid is the ONLY character that gets fair treatment from Nintendo.  She builds and evolves and the games connect with one another fairly well.  WHY DID WE GET POO'ED ON FOR A HOT BLONDE IN A VARIA SUIT?! 

Curse you, Nintendo.  Curse youuuuuu. *shot* 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Vy'drach

Don't forget, for the unreleased SF2, for SNES, he had both his eyes, but a red tattoo above and below one eye. 

I think that was a scar actually, Nintendo apparently always wanted Wolf to have some form of eye wound, and agreed that they change everyone's personalities too much between games for no reason.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kit-Karamak

I'm not going to lie, Rare and Steve Malpass (I once heard he'd passed away but he just did vocal work in 2008 so... yeah, guess he's still with Rare) did the BEST job of making Fox's personality like that of a mercenary, who had a bit of a heart but wanted what was best for his team (money!) and ...it was just way more believable.  Funny, the game that people usually say doesn't belong in the series is the one where Fox's personality just really SHINED.  To me that was its MOST redeeming quality.  Sure there were other redeeming qualities but Fox's personality was just... PERFECT. 

Everyone here chuckled the first time they saw Peppy pop up and go, "HEY!" because Fox was oogling Krystal.  Those of us who saw the vixen poster on the GreatFox bridge were like, "Hey, these guys are my kinda' bachelors!  Is that pizza and soda/beer cans all over the floor?  Hell yeah, man." 

Fox complains when it's believable, rolls his eyes when he's frustrated, yet feels bad for Tricky when he finds out his mother is sick and his father has been captured.  In most other games, he's kind of... I dunno.  Not realistic by comparison. 

I'll hush now. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kursed

I'm not going to lie, Rare and Steve Malpass (I once heard he'd passed away but he just did vocal work in 2008 so... yeah, guess he's still with Rare) did the BEST job of making Fox's personality like that of a mercenary, who had a bit of a heart but wanted what was best for his team (money!) and ...it was just way more believable.  Funny, the game that people usually say doesn't belong in the series is the one where Fox's personality just really SHINED.  To me that was its MOST redeeming quality.  Sure there were other redeeming qualities but Fox's personality was just... PERFECT. 

Everyone here chuckled the first time they saw Peppy pop up and go, "HEY!" because Fox was oogling Krystal.  Those of us who saw the vixen poster on the GreatFox bridge were like, "Hey, these guys are my kinda' bachelors!  Is that pizza and soda/beer cans all over the floor?  Hell yeah, man." 

Fox complains when it's believable, rolls his eyes when he's frustrated, yet feels bad for Tricky when he finds out his mother is sick and his father has been captured.  In most other games, he's kind of... I dunno.  Not realistic by comparison. 

I'll hush now.

Why Kit how mercenary of you :P

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Kit-Karamak

^_^ 

It's what made Adventures a believable game, the way Fox responded to that stuff.  Like, "Are you SERIOUS?" when things didn't go their way, lol.

THere's a lot of things that can change and we, as fans, will tolerate it... but having a great FOX, a great Krystal and a great WOLF really are important parts of the franchise.  Having a good FALCO is important, too.  I think Nintendo realized just how pissed off the fanbase can get when they make Krystal act any certain way.  She's a sweetheart in Assault, after all. 

Yet in Adventures, she's pretty funny.  "MY STAFF!" and just yoinks it away from Fox and he's all, "...HEY!" 

How 'princess' of her... and so far, it's thanks to Wolf that we have to really ponder if she is royalty or not.  Sure, she wears a Tiara and has a professional 'sense of duty' and whatever else but... It's WOLF that calls her "Princess" in Command. lol

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Fira-Astrali

That's exactly what I liked about Adventures! Fox's character was light and funny, and Falco seemed to be more alive too. (however I think assault beefed up Falco a little bit more. If you replay levels enough, he starts saying things that hint at his checkered past, to the point where you start going 'holy crap!')

Makes writing them a b*tch 4 sure >.<

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now