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Guest Julius Quasar

Suppose you were the last person on Earth...

What would you do?  Where would you go?  How would you try to survive?

I'd loot all the stores in my neighborhood, move into my local mall, and one of the nicest penthouse lofts in the city downtown as my new homes, wherever part of town I happen to be in...I'd steal every car I can from neighbor's houses and the local dealerships...I'd loot the police armories and take all the guns...I'd trash all the rich jerks' homes and take all their stuff...I take the police department's armored vehicle, and use it to wreck people's houses, that and  a bulldozer, and  an Abrams tank I'd steal from the nearest Army base.  I'd do this in L.A.  I'd totally trash city hall and LAPD HQ, especially, and destroy the Mayor's empty house

I'd drive out to Vegas, tear ass all over it, loot the casinos, steal stuff, wreck stuff....again :D

I'd totally raise hell in Beverly Hills, and Malibu, wrecking the celebs' homes....I go out to Disneyland and trash Disney's Cali Adventure.....mess around in Disneyland itself, imitating Cartman when he had his own theme park...

I'd drive up to Pismo Beach and party, then go to San Francisco, wreck the Mayor's abandoned house and his vacant office, and ride the cable cars...

I'd then go to Sacramento and burn down the abandoned Governor's Mansion, and I'd wreck the deserted capitol building

I'd mess up all the Contemporary Art Galleries A`la the Joker in the original Tim Burton Batman movie

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I'd live off all of Costco's food staples....get clothes and survival gear from the mall stores....

I'd gather unto me all the stray cats, and feed them and rule them as their leader...hell, I'd even steal one of the Zumanity cat costumes from Vegas, and wear it as I rule all of the stray cats...they'd be my unholy armies of the night..."Go, my pretties!"  :wink:  :P

I would try to find time to go to D.C., mess around the deserted white house, sit in the oval office, draw mustaches on all the presidents except for the presidents I respect and/or the presidents who already have mustaches.

I'd cut donuts on the front lawn of the white house with the limos, and skateboard through the Smithsonian....

I'd visit Canada and Mexico, perhaps....(I'll add more if I can think of it)

How about you?

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Probably loot every piece of good food, nice car and cool stuff in the whole country, and move on to the next ones when I'm finished here. Tough I don't think I would be as destructive as Julius.

Tough it may sound like heaven at first, I think it would get pretty old, very quick being the last person on earth.

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Probably loot every piece of good food, nice car and cool stuff in the whole country, and move on to the next ones when I'm finished here. Tough I don't think I would be as destructive as Julius.

Tough it may sound like heaven at first, I think it would get pretty old, very quick being the last person on earth.

yeah being the last person I would defintly loot the stores for everything I needed problem is  wouldn't I run out of food from the super market soon? not to mention expired food. I suppose i'd spend my last days playing all the games i've stolen.
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I'd take up residence on the top of the (decaying and crumbling) Empire State Building or the Freedom Tower (if that building's complete and standing by then) have all the food in the world for myself, play video games, indulge myself in other words. Afterwards, I'll search for survivors. If there are any, I'd repopulate the globe and form a glorious empire where I'm in total control of the globe. If there are no survivors whatsoever, I'd probably just wreak havoc and do things like destroy major landmarks, draw a mustache on the Mona Lisa, learn KFC's 11 secret herbs and spices, etc.

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The thing you must all remember is that with only yourself to run the whole party, you would have a heck of a job getting ahold of things we take for granted now. First of all, you would have to get hold of a diesel generator to supply you with electricity. The internet would guaranteed be down, so no surfing there. You would have to stash up all the fresh food you would need in a freezer if you don't like canned stuff. If something broke, and you had no way of getting a replacement, such as your car breaking down in the middle of no-where, with miles to any other form for transportation, you would have to know how to fix it.

Not bragging, but I strongly doubt there would be many other who would hold on as long as I would in a "I am legend" scenario, where everyone but yourself is either dead, or out to kill you.

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The thing you must all remember is that with only yourself to run the whole party, you would have a heck of a job getting ahold of things we take for granted now. First of all, you would have to get hold of a diesel generator to supply you with electricity. The internet would guaranteed be down, so no surfing there. You would have to stash up all the fresh food you would need in a freezer if you don't like canned stuff. If something broke, and you had no way of getting a replacement, such as your car breaking down in the middle of no-where, with miles to any other form for transportation, you would have to know how to fix it.

If the 'net's down, it would'nt really matter to me since it's useless without other people on it. I could steal a generator from some schmoe's house, and I could easily just farm and hunt if I want food. You might be asking "but what if it's toxic?" I'll just say screw that fact because once you're the only man left on the planet, you really can't care about things like that. You just take whatever means possible to survive.

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The thing you must all remember is that with only yourself to run the whole party, you would have a heck of a job getting ahold of things we take for granted now. First of all, you would have to get hold of a diesel generator to supply you with electricity. The internet would guaranteed be down, so no surfing there. You would have to stash up all the fresh food you would need in a freezer if you don't like canned stuff. If something broke, and you had no way of getting a replacement, such as your car breaking down in the middle of no-where, with miles to any other form for transportation, you would have to know how to fix it.

Not bragging, but I strongly doubt there would be many other who would hold on as long as I would in a "I am legend" scenario, where everyone but yourself is either dead, or out to kill you.

considering I have enough gas i can always steal a  Motorhome or if i can figure out how to run the hydro electric Dam i could keep  eletricity flowing forever.
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I'd.....draw a mustache on the Mona Lisa...

Ha ha! awesome!  :lolhyst:

considering I have enough gas i can always steal a  Motorhome or if i can figure out how to run the hydro electric Dam i could keep  electricity flowing forever.

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considering I have enough gas i can always steal a  Motorhome or if i can figure out how to run the hydro electric Dam i could keep  eletricity flowing forever.

You see, it isn't that simple. A dam powerplant requires a lot of maintenance, and is quite complicated to run. If you didn't overload and fried the entire network due to no one but yourself using it, it would inevitable stop up sooner or later as time took its tool, and then you would have to resort to a simpler way of getting electricity.

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Depends on scenario. I'm going to assume it's twilight zone style where all the amenities and stuff work and nature dosn't grow over everything.

I'd go on a cross country trip

spend time in cinema watching new and old films

I'd loot all the latest electroic dodads

I'd keep my current house, but maybe move to nice mansion at some point.

Of course, I'd loot every game I could get my hands on.

I wouldn't have to worry about appearence at all, so kilts would be on clothes menu. I could even dress as a clown if I wanted.

I wouldn't smash up local shops and building since I have to live there, but I would pick a distant smaller town and wreck up the place.

I'd build toy and chillout rooms like I always wanted.

I'd touch all the 'do not touch' modern arts. Lay in that messy bed peice of art, live for a day in the historical exhibits of museums ect.

I'd do things usually to dangerous with people around. Disturb the dust in the local subway tracks for example.

When I got old or bored enough, I'd steal one of those reusable space ships and fly into the big black.

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Depends on scenario. I'm going to assume it's twilight zone style where all the amenities and stuff work and nature dosn't grow over everything.

I'd go on a cross country trip

spend time in cinema watching new and old films

I'd loot all the latest electroic dodads

I'd keep my current house, but maybe move to nice mansion at some point.

Of course, I'd loot every game I could get my hands on.

I wouldn't have to worry about appearence at all, so kilts would be on clothes menu. I could even dress as a clown if I wanted.

I wouldn't smash up local shops and building since I have to live there, but I would pick a distant smaller town and wreck up the place.

I'd build toy and chillout rooms like I always wanted.

I'd touch all the 'do not touch' modern arts. Lay in that messy bed peice of art, live for a day in the historical exhibits of museums ect.

I'd do things usually to dangerous with people around. Disturb the dust in the local subway tracks for example.

When I got old or bored enough, I'd steal one of those reusable space ships and fly into the big black.

problem with the reusable spaceship thing is it takes alot of preperation and unless you can find one sitting on the launch pad and not to mention set off the count down while being in the ship and being in the  control center at the same time.
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I'd mourn over my family and friends death.

Then I'd start do all my survival needs (of course) , playing numerous video games I've always wanted to play, and chill out. I wouldn't destroy anything if I was the last person on earth though... unless I had to. There's a lot of things I probably wouldn't  be able to do though like skiing. No one would be working on the lift. The activities I would do would then be limited to single person only type thing. I would learn how to drive a car by myself, since I have virtually unlimited gas refills. But then again, no one is burning the coal and such. Actually, now that I think about it...I probably wouldn't be able to do almost anything I wanted except to try and survive because there would be no electricity and other resources available. Yup, so I would probably end up just trying to survive the whole time. Gee, that sucks.  :oops:

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well first i will not believe that i'm the last one, i would go to an armory, and take 2 or 3 good weapons and start looking for people, if i don't find anyone, well then i would travel to all country's i can, to see their landscapes, when i do that, maybe i go and steal a tank and shot at some buildings just to kill some time, also i will try to learn to fly an airplane.

the energy would be a problem because i don't know anything about of how an electric plant works, i think i would have to find a power generator of gasoline or something, and the food, i think i can hunt sometimes or go to a supermarket and take what i need.

i'm sure i would do everything i always wanted to do, but when i finish i think I would sit down somewhere, sigh and say " now what i'm going to do wiht my life?"  :?

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Last person ey. What would i do... As far as looting, I'd loot the video game stores, I'd burn the movie stores, and hope the power supplies keep running for as long as possible without maintenance, always be hangin' with my cat, like I always do:}... This is the only place i don't like using these } in faces, they don''t look as good as anywhere else...

CLIMB TREES :o LOTS AND LOTS OF TREES!!!

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screw looting, luxury, and society; if everybody else dies, I say good riddance. No offense.

I'd head over to the local airport, hop in whatever I like and fly somewhere. No rules against it. I'd probably head to a larger city, in search of faster planes. Eventually I'd settle with a nice little STOL Maule or something, 'cause those fighters can be a real chore to land if you don't have maintained runways.

After that... well, remember the pilot guy in Mad Max 2? I'd pretty much be him. Maybe a bit less eccentric.

And if I crash and die, no biggie. I'd rather die flying then live grounded.

I have to say, I have though of this before. Maybe someday... :P

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Every one of you would have a psychological breakdown, and you know it. Most people who are severed from human contact for a long period of time do. Not to mention the trauma of the actual event that causes it.

None for me, thanks. I would rather die in the apocalypse than be the only one left.

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Every one of you would have a psychological breakdown, and you know it. Most people who are severed from human contact for a long period of time do. Not to mention the trauma of the actual event that causes it.

None for me, thanks. I would rather die in the apocalypse than be the only one left.

Phew! I thought OH **** when you posted.

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there is an episode of the twilight zone where this happened, and it has had several cartoon parodies, such as Return of the NanoBots in Jimmy Neutron, and the GONE episode of Spongebob SquarePants.

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Every one of you would have a psychological breakdown, and you know it. Most people who are severed from human contact for a long period of time do. Not to mention the trauma of the actual event that causes it.

None for me, thanks. I would rather die in the apocalypse than be the only one left.

You smarty-pants, know-it-all! :P

Although that is true, but it might take longer for some than it would for others.

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Every one of you would have a psychological breakdown, and you know it. Most people who are severed from human contact for a long period of time do. Not to mention the trauma of the actual event that causes it.

None for me, thanks. I would rather die in the apocalypse than be the only one left.

Ya, I'd probably end up dieing on SF64

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Phew! I thought OH **** when you posted.

What does that supposed to mean?

Am I really so intimidating that my mere presence in a thread brings forth the fear of lock? O_o

Just because I have the admin medal under my name doesn't mean I don't want to get into the discusisons.

Seriously, guys, if you think I'm being a pompous ass, tell me. That's not how I want to be perceived.

And also don't feel like you HAVE to self-censor your four letter words. The only one I don't want to see is the F-Bomb (gotta keep it PG-13), which SMF takes care of by placing "-F-Bomb-" in it's place. Seriously, I'm fine with a curse here and there so long as you don't go nuts with them (and that's more out of it makes you look like an idiot than it offends me).

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What does that supposed to mean?

Am I really so intimidating that my mere presence in a thread brings forth the fear of lock? O_o

Just because I have the admin medal under my name doesn't mean I don't want to get into the discusisons.

Seriously, guys, if you think I'm being a pompous ass, tell me. That's not how I want to be perceived.

And also don't feel like you HAVE to self-censor your four letter words. The only one I don't want to see is the F-Bomb (gotta keep it PG-13), which SMF takes care of by placing "-F-Bomb-" in it's place. Seriously, I'm fine with a curse here and there so long as you don't go nuts with them (and that's more out of it makes you look like an idiot than it offends me).

well Unfortunatly Dz I freak out every time I get a Pm from a admin unexpectedly too.. but that's just me
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What does that supposed to mean?

Am I really so intimidating that my mere presence in a thread brings forth the fear of lock? O_o

Just because I have the admin medal under my name doesn't mean I don't want to get into the discusisons.

Seriously, guys, if you think I'm being a pompous ass, tell me. That's not how I want to be perceived.

And also don't feel like you HAVE to self-censor your four letter words. The only one I don't want to see is the F-Bomb (gotta keep it PG-13), which SMF takes care of by placing "-F-Bomb-" in it's place. Seriously, I'm fine with a curse here and there so long as you don't go nuts with them (and that's more out of it makes you look like an idiot than it offends me).

Alright I won't say anything bad anymore, even in a Krystal thread ;)

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