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Imagine you're going to participate in the world's biggest food fight. It will be held in a grocery store with only food products in stock.

What foods would you bring and "equip"? Be creative.

I'll give you an example:

I would have 2 bananas and use 'em like boomerangs.

I'd carry a durian to throw at people.

for back up weapons, I'd carry cucumbers.

And so on...

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*loads a shotgun with potatoes* jk

oranges as backup weapon

potatoes as main weapon

watermelons as bombs

corn as secondary melee weapon

a gargantuan tuna as main melee weapon

orange juice for escaping in case of need (splashed at someone's eyes)

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Use frozen garlic bread and yard-o-beefs for melee, fruits and Hostess snacks as main ranged weapons, grapes long range, liquids as grenades (mainly pop, if you get them to hit just right, they go sploding).  And for a flamethrower, grab Mentos and diet Coke.

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Genius. I never would of thought of that.

You've got to keep your mind open to the possibilities *King Bumi style laugh*
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Guest Julius Quasar

I'd build a pressurized potato cannon, and fire the potatoes at people, use a high powered slingshot (like the kind they use to launch water balloons) to shoot eggs, I'd load a super soaker gun with grapefruit juice to squirt into the eyes of others...

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I'd build a pressurized potato cannon, and fire the potatoes at people, use a high powered slingshot (like the kind they use to launch water balloons) to shoot eggs, I'd load a super soaker gun with grapefruit juice to squirt into the eyes of others...

LOL :D

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9326bigthumbnail.jpg I'd set some lobsters around my fort made from bags of chips as guard...crustaceans, and make a high frequency liquidizing laser out of rock candy, a kumquat, two rotisserie chickens, and a dog, and rule the grocery store.

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I'd bust a bunch of grain and flour bags open, saturating the air with dust. Then, I'd light a match....

End of food fight. :evil:

nJs_InE9V2Q

Yes. Grain is explosive in dust form.

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I'd bust a bunch of grain and flour bags open, saturating the air with dust. Then, I'd light a match....

End of food fight. :evil:

nJs_InE9V2Q

Yes. Grain is explosive in dust form.

That happened to a grain tower in my distant relatives town (as in they live far away from me).  Apparently it smelled terrible and was on fire forever...
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I'd bust a bunch of grain and flour bags open, saturating the air with dust. Then, I'd light a match....

End of food fight. :evil:

nJs_InE9V2Q

Yes. Grain is explosive in dust form.

There's a very, very good reason why one shouldn't have open flames in a barn, or other very dusty places. It burns so fast it more resembles an explosion than a fire.

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The only time I got into a food fight at school, with one other person no less, we both ended up with sunday school because we *gasp* threw jell-o at each other, egads, someone may of lost an EYE!

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The only time I got into a food fight at school, with one other person no less, we both ended up with sunday school because we *gasp* threw jell-o at each other, egads, someone may of lost an EYE!

lol. You never know, the impact of the jell-o hitting someone else may even cause severe trauma to the whole body!!!  :D

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