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From my point of view, life's too short to be worrying about things like this, one day, we will all die, maybe today, maybe tomorrow, maybe in 60 years. I don't see a point in guessing how we are going to die, but instead, I'd rather guess how I'm going to live for the rest of my days.

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From my point of view, life's too short to be worrying about things like this, one day, we will all die, maybe today, maybe tomorrow, maybe in 60 years. I don't see a point in guessing how we are going to die, but instead, I'd rather guess how I'm going to live for the rest of my days.

That's the spirit :D

But, if I'm going to die, I wanna die like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXHfHZZMxYw

:D

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Die slowly in a post nuckear war tgat wasn't supposed to happen and i am a sole survivor in my city. Then i will see so many other survivors screaming ubmn terror from horribke burns and waiting for sweet death to come. Then i only get as far as philidelphia where i trip into a pile of smoldering fallout which i die in 12.9 seconds. Or from a heart atta-hhhrrrnnngggghhhh *grabs chest.* Or from some psycho who will shove a thin rulerin my eye socket then move it around whete i die. Then je shoves his finger in my empty eue socket where he will pull parts of my brain out, bring it home in a jar, put it in a blender where he feeds it to his infant as baby mush. Or from a rapist, or gang drive by, or a car accident, head explosion, or getting poisoned with a gram of ricin dissolved in my water. Am i naking people freaked out yet?

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Die slowly in a post nuckear war tgat wasn't supposed to happen and i am a sole survivor in my city. Then i will see so many other survivors screaming ubmn terror from horribke burns and waiting for sweet death to come. Then i only get as far as philidelphia where i trip into a pile of smoldering fallout which i die in 12.9 seconds. Or from a heart atta-hhhrrrnnngggghhhh *grabs chest.* Or from some psycho who will shove a thin rulerin my eye socket then move it around whete i die. Then je shoves his finger in my empty eue socket where he will pull parts of my brain out, bring it home in a jar, put it in a blender where he feeds it to his infant as baby mush. Or from a rapist, or gang drive by, or a car accident, head explosion, or getting poisoned with a gram of ricin dissolved in my water. Am i naking people freaked out yet?

Not really. >_>

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But you can agree that i am q very durranged person. I would continue, but I may go to extreme, like getting all my oragans ripped out at once while still fully conscious or having a steak driven through my eye where there is a complete hole throuh my head where they stick a chain through it, hook it together with a caribeener, then hook it to the back end of a truck and then drag me down the road while still conscious and alive.

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Guest Julius Quasar

you'd be better off doing the 3rd option rather than the first since you're killing yourself anyways. xD

totally!  I'd trigger World War III! xD

"If I go down, I'm taking you with me!"

I don't think you realize how many people would be sad without you :'(

Awww, you're an awesome guy, FoXXX!  :friends:

World War III is another way I'd wanna die.  :D

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I think I would die trying to overthrown my country´s

government. Of course if we look into reality, I think

I will go down... Alone and depressed.

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A few options:

1) Crushed pelvis (Futurama fans will get that one)

2) Hit by meteor and/or space debris.

3) If I had a terminal illness, I'd go and knife fight a bull shark. While wearing a gerbil skin bathing suit.

Oh, and FoXXX, I lawled hard when you said prostate cancer.

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Oh nice x-gamer, we all wanna die with krystal deep down inside.

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I think FoXXX would be more likely to die while having sex. (Why so much yiff-talk lately, FoXXX?)

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totally!  I'd trigger World War III! xD

"If I go down, I'm taking you with me!"

Awww, you're an awesome guy, FoXXX!  :friends:

World War III is another way I'd wanna die.  :D

BUT JULIAS! i don't wanna fight another war fighting super mutants hehehe fallout3

anther way i wish to die is to get my head blown off by a sniper URA!

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I got a little closer to death today.  My family's Honda Civic got hit by a Toyota Sequoia.  The worst part is, the asshole that hit us ran.  :evil:

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BUT JULIAS! i don't wanna fight another war fighting super mutants hehehe fallout3

anther way i wish to die is to get my head blown off by a sniper URA!

For me, my whole body ripped apart by a Barret M105 .50 Cal. Sniper Rifle would be awesomie.

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Guest FoXXX

I think FoXXX would be more likely to die while having sex. (Why so much yiff-talk lately, FoXXX?)

Yeah, probably from dehydration and heart failure

and idk :S

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For me, my whole body ripped apart by a Barret M105 .50 Cal. Sniper Rifle would be awesomie.

URA now thats what im talking about! URA!
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I would probably be taken into a UFO for

examination, and die during an experiment.

Alien 1: Hey... What is this thing?

Alien 2: Whoa!, that is THE BRAIN!

            ....Be carefull!

Alien 1: *cuts brain in half*

            OOPS! I broke it!

Alien 2: You fool!, you killed our

            specimen!

Alien 1: Bah... Nobody cares.

Alien 2: Right.

*Desintegrates DRL´s dead body*

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I would probably be taken into a UFO for

examination, and die during an experiment.

Alien 1: Hey... What is this thing?

Alien 2: Whoa!, that is THE BRAIN!

            ....Be carefull!

Alien 1: *cuts brain in half*

            OOPS! I broke it!

Alien 2: You fool!, you killed our

            specimen!

Alien 1: Bah... Nobody cares.

Alien 2: Right.

*Desintegrates DRL´s dead body*

lol, nice

I'm probably gonna die in the Air Force, I'm joining out of highschool.

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Remember how I said I'd get popped by some Loony? I have this strange feeling someone's gonna pull a Columbine and it'll take me down with it...

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I will die of either natural causes or a random spectacular phenomena. Like a stray bullet.

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I don't see a point in guessing how we are going to die, but instead, I'd rather guess how I'm going to live for the rest of my days.

I like that quote.

That being said, I'm sure I'll make one of my patent bad decisions and get killed, or die from kidney dysfunction due to extreme Red Bull consumption

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Everyone dies... Its not worth asking how you think it will happen to you, because it wouldn't matter anyway...because you'll be D...E...D... Dead!

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Everyone dies... Its not worth asking how you think it will happen to you, because it wouldn't matter anyway...because you'll be D...E...D... Dead!

Of course it matters! While I might be dead in the flesh, my name shall live on forever! *Swings sword wildy over his head.*

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