The Movie Trailer...

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Years ago, when the Star Fox Team members were just kids, they were waiting for the movie of the century to come out that summer.  That very night the kids were watching the prime time shows on the XYZ network, hoping to catch the trailer.  Nine Year old little Fox McCloud, Slippy Toad, and Bill Grey, along with ten year old Falco Lombardi, were gathering in Bill Grey's living room to catch the movie trailer.

"Let's see...snacks, sodas, water, toilet paper, we won't have to leave the living room for ANYTHING!" said Bill.  He was right.  The boys had all that and more, set up on the coffee table, and they sat down to watch TV.  The XYZ network had a program on, and the movie trailer was supposed to show up in one of the commercial breaks.

As the boys sat down to watch, the TV show came on. 

"BORN ON ZONESS SOME TIME AGO,

A HOT HEADED ACTOR NAMED RUSSEL BYRD!

HE FIGHTS HIS DIRECTORS AND HE FIGHTS HIS CREW!

IF IT'S ONE THING LOVES, IT'S A FIGHT WITH YOU!

MAKING MOVIES, AND MAKING FILMS,

AND FIGHTING 'ROUND THE WORLD!"

A mean looking Larakeet appeared on the screen, in a ship captains outfit, while standing on a sea dock, with a tugboat behind him.  "Oi!  G'day mates!  My name's Russel Byrd!" he said.  "Today, we're gonna explore the Lylat system, and then...'Oi!  You just walked into me shot, ya' bugga'!" he shouted at a passerby on the dock.  "Huh?" asked the passerby.

"Can't ya' see I'm filmin' a TV program 'ere!?" shouted Russel Byrd.  "I'm sorry...." said the passerby.  "Oi!  Why don't you go flush yourself down a toilet, ya' v****a!" Russell shouted, and then he proceeded to beat up the passerby.

As the boys watched, Tigress Arcnon, age 13, came into Bill's living room (she was babysitting Bill for the night), and  she took the remote and switched to the VB network.  "HEY!  We were watching that!" shouted Fox.  "Shut up, turds!" shouted Tigress.  "C'mon, Tigress, change it back!" whined Slippy.  Tigress clicked back to the Russell Byrd show.  "RUSSELL BYRD!?"  you don't even like that show!" she sneered at the boys.  "It's not the show we wanna see, it's the 'The Clarence and Willis' movie' trailer!  It's supposed to be the movie of the century!  If we miss the movie trailer, we would just die!" said Slippy.  "No, turds!  I wanna watch 'Fluffy, the Sharpclaw slayer', see your turdy movie trailer another time!." jeered Tigress.  "Tigress, have I ever told you how hot I think you are?" asked Falco.

"SHUT UP, TURD!" shouted Tigress.  "Tigress, you love Russell Byrd!"said Fox.  It was true.  Tigress had a short girlhood crush on him back then.  "There's only one thing I love, more than Russell Byrd, and that's seeing you guys unhappy, so Fluffy it is!" Tigress said, turning back to VB.  "WAIT!  We'll give you whatever you want, if you let us have  the TV for the night!" said Bill.

Tigress stopped, and paused.  "Well...okay, I'll let you watch your dumb show....if you get me some tampons!  I just started my period, and I need tampons from the store, I'm all out." said Tigress.  "Okay, we'll get you some!" said Fox.  "Good!  And they'd better be here when I get back, or you guys are dead!" Tigress sneered, as she left the room.

"Well, somebody's gonna have to run out to the store to buy Tigress her tampons." said Fox. "You'd the miss the movie trailer for us!?" Bill asked, turning the TV back to the Russell Byrd show.  ""What!?  Dude, no, I'm not going. Fox replied.  "Neither am I!" said Falco.  "Wait, I know how to settle this!" said Fox.  "Let's play 'If your name is Slippy.'  Okay?" he added. 

"Okay." said the others.  "I'll start...My name is 'Fox', now, what's your name?" Fox asked Falco.  "Falco" said Falco.  "What's your name?" Fox asked Bill.  "Bill." said Bill.  "What's your name?" Fox asked Slippy.  "Slippy.  AWW, I guess I lose, huh?" said Slippy.  "Yep!  You lose" said the other guys.  "Okay guys, I'll get the tampons." said Slippy.  "If you hurry up real fast, you can make it before the commercials!" said Fox.  Slippy ran out of the house.  "Thank God for suckers." said Falco, leaning back in contentment.  "Amen to that!" replied Fox and Bill.

As they watched the Russell Byrd show, he was seen on screen after beating up that passerby, now Russell was saying "Oi', mates!  Wasn't that fun?  Let's hop aboard me tugboat, 'TUGGA', and he can take us on a magical adventcha'..." he said.  The boat was actually called "TUGGER", but Russell's accent made it sound different.

Russel hoped aboard TUGGER, and set sail out into space, despite the fact he was in a tugboat.  It was really just a TV sound stage, in reality.  As Russell piloted TUGGER, he sang and whistled the theme song to his show.  "What's wrong with your TV set, Bill?" asked Falco.  "Nothing...its just a little weird, that's all." said Bill.  "Yeah, but the colors are all messed up, I'm gonna fix it." said Falco.  "No, Falco, leave it alone." said Fox.  "Dude, do you wanna see the Clarence and Willis trailer' with messed up colors!?  I sure don't!" Falco said, getting up and going behind the TV.

*more to come*

[Guest FoXXX]

Poor Slippy xD

Looking forward to more :D

[Caat01]

ha ha ha, I can not believe what they did with slippy.

So far it's awesome Julius, I'll wait for more. :yes:

[Guest DRL]

...Now, that explains the confusion

    regarding Slippy´s gender... :lol:

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Thanks guys, I'll do more later.  By the way, can

any of you guess what episode of what show I got this story idea from? ;)

[Guest DRL]

Thanks guys, I'll do more later.  By the way, can

any of you guess what episode of what show I got this story idea from?

Er... Well, I am sure it

was not from Ghosebumps...

[Caat01]

nope, I don't have a clue.  :?

[Guest FoXXX]

No idea lol

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Falco messed with the wires in the back of Bill's TV.  "Is that better?" he asked.  The screen blurred horribly.  "NO!" Fox and Bill replied.  "How about now?  Better?" asked Falco.  The screen was now hissing snow. "No, that's worse!" said Fox.  "Well, how about..." Falco was adjusting more wires, and turning knobs, as he spoke, but then the TV screen exploded, a flaming hole was now seen in the middle of it.  *BOOM!*

"AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!"  shouted Fox and Bill.  "Falco, you broke it!" screamed Bill.  "NO!  I was just....it was....SLIPPY, YOU A**HOLE!" shouted Falco.  "C'mon, we can watch the trailer at my house!" said Fox.  The boys gathered up their supplies as fast as they could.  "Hey, fellas!  I got Tigress' tampons!" said Slippy, as he came in the front door.

"We're going to Fox's house, Falco broke the TV!" said Bill, and Slippy joined the boys, as they ran to Fox's house.

They arrived a few minutes later, and got into the living room, where little Todd McCloud, Fox's younger cousin, who was 3 years old at the time, was watching TV.  The boys setled down in the living room, and took the remote from Todd, and changed the channel.  The "Russell Byrd" show was still on.  "Great, we didn't miss the commercials!" said Falco. 

Russell was on the TV.  "OI!  Today, blokes, we're gonna see ancient Sauria!  Here, we're in Litefoot Village, where the Litefoot Dino tribe lives.  These Litefoot are known to attack with spears, and are known to fight fiercely, so we must approach with caution." he said.

As he spoke, a group of Litefoots were talking, minding their own business, until the saw ?Russell Byrd hiding behind a big potted plant he had brought with him, and they saw the tugboat sitting next to him on the ground.  They began to speak to him in Dino language, and then Russell jumped out from behind the potted plant, grabbing a Litefoot around the ankles.  "Gotcha mate!" he shouted.  The Litefoot shrieked, and spoke in panicked Saurian.

The other Saurians tried to stop Russell, and they were getting beat up by Russell.  "Let's get to fightin', mates!" he shouted.  As the boys watched, Todd reached for the remote, but Fox held it out of little Todd's reach.  "HEY!  Give that back, a**hole!" said Todd.  "No, Todd, we wanna see 'The Clarence and Willis' movie trailer, it airs tonight only, for the first time ever!" said Fox.  "Back-back-back-back!" said Todd.  "Get lost you little dildo!" Falco said to Todd.  "Dude!  Don't call my cousin a dildo!" Fox said, slapping Falco in the back of the head.

"What's a 'dildo'?" asked Slippy.  "Who cares?  Hey, watch this!  Ready, Todd?  Kick the baby!" Fox said, dragging Todd off of the couch, and seizing Todd from behind.  "DON'T kick the baby!" Todd replied, trying and failing to pull away.  "KICK THE BABY!"  Fox kicked his little cousin across the living room.  Little Todd flew into the next room, crashing into something.  Fox sat down and laughed with his buddies over that gem.

The commercials came on....

*more to come*

[Guest Julius Quasar]

The commercials ended.  The trailer was not shown.  "AWW!  They didn't show it yet!" complained Falco. "Yeah, but there's always the next commercial break." said Bill.  Fox's father, James McCloud, came into the living room, blocking the boys' view of the TV.  Todd stood next to James, his face angry, his arms folded.  "Fox.....Todd says you kicked him off of the TV.  Is this true?" he asked Fox, knowing very well it was true, but he wanted Fox's admittance.

"Yes...." Fox said, flattening his ears.  "Fox, you know that while your cousin Todd stays here with us, until both of his parents get out of prison, we need to make some accommodations for him.  Now, you know that 6 to 7 is Todd's time to watch 'Panther's Playhouse', right?" said James.  "Yes, dad...but there's this new movie trailer..."  James raised his hand to silence Fox.  "It doesn't matter.  6 to 7 is Todd's time on the TV, you agreed to that." said James.  "AAAh, okay, fine!" Fox gave Todd the remote back, and Todd got onto the couch, and flipped the channel back to "Panther's Playhouse".

The rest of the boys took their TV watching stuff, and headed out the door.

"Damn it, if we miss this movie trailer, I'll never forgive my cousin for this!" Fox complained.  "Where are we gonna go!?" asked Bill.  "We can't go to my house!" said Slippy.  "We can't go to my house either, it's being fumigated!" said Falco.

"I know, let's go to Peppy's house!  He just got a brand new hi-tech TV!" said Fox.  The boys agreed, and were on their way to Peppy's house.

***

*Ding Dong!*

Peppy answered the door.  "Oh, hello there, children!" he said to Bill, Fox, Falco and Slippy.  "Hey, Peppy!" the boys shot past Peppy, and into his house.  "How are you...?" Peppy didn't get a chance to finish his question, as the boys were already in front of the TV.  "Oh, you boys wanna watch TV?" asked Peppy.  "Yes, please" they replied.  Peppy turned it on, and the boys told him to tune it to XYZ Network.  When Peppy did this, he saw the Russell Byrd show was on.  "All right, we didn't miss anything!" said Falco.

Russell Byrd was now on Planet Zoness.  "All wright, mates!  Now we're gonna...'EY!  Wait a minute!  Wasn't I on Sauria fighting Litefoots a second ago!  What 'appened there!  It's that damn edita!  He cut the fightin' scene on Sauria short!  I'm gonna get 'im!" Russell shouted.  The next scene showed Russell beating up the show's editor in the "cutting room".

"You cut my fight scene on Sauria short you stupid bugga!" Russell shouted as he beat the editor up. "It wasn't my fault, the producers told me to..." the editor tried to explain, but Russell still beat him.  "YOU DON'T EDIT ME WORK!  MY WORK IS LIKE POETRY, YOU DON'T EDIT THAT!" he shouted to the editor.

"Russell Byrd!?  Kid, you shouldn't watch this trash!  That guy has terrible anger issues!" said Peppy.  "We don't give two craps about Russell Byrd, we're watching the commercials during his show, to see the new 'Clarence and Willis' movie trailer!" said Bill.  "That's tonight!?  Well, then I'll watch it with you!" said Peppy, sitting next to them.  "How do we make the volume go up?" asked Fox.  "Oh, I'm not 100% sure, but I believe it's this one, my, this TV has a billion features!" said Peppy, turning up the volume.

*more to come*

[Guest FoXXX]

Cool!

"Panther's playhouse" sounds like my kind of show! :D

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Cool!

"Panther's playhouse" sounds like my kind of show!

thanks!  I'll do more later, sorry for falling behind.

[Guest FoXXX]

thanks!  I'll do more later, sorry for falling behind.

Don't be sorry :)

[Guest Julius Quasar]

As Peppy turned up the volume, he and the kids watched the Russell Byrd show.  Now Russell was now on Zoness..."Oi, mates!  Now we're on 'Planet Zoness', where I'm from!  Here, we see a buncha red foxes and a buncha silver foxes playin' ball, and we're gonna sneak up on 'em..."

As Russell and Tugger approached them red and silver fox teams as they played volleyball on the beach, they saw Russell and Tugger.  "Hey....it's that 'Russell Byrd' guy!" said a red fox.  "Where?" asked a silver fox.  "Right over there, hiding behind that plant, next to that tugboat!" said the red fox. "Oh yeah, it is him!" said the other foxes.  "...'OH MY GOD, IT'S RUSSELL BYRD!  OH MY GOD, I'VE SEEN AN ACTOR BEFORE!'  WHY DON'T YOU CHOKE ON SOME PIG VOMIT YOU !@#$%" Russell shouted, leaping out from behind the plant.  He took a swing at one of the foxes, who dodged the attack, and then punched Russell in the stomach.  The other foxes began to beat on Russell as he fought with them.

"Why can't this idiot control his temper?" asked Peppy.

"...'cause he's stupid." said Fox.  "Yeah!" the boys said in agreement.  As Russell fought (and was losing), Peppy showed the boys the other features on the TV.  "Here, I can watch 2 channels at one" he said, showing them.  "It's cool, Peppy, we don't need to do that." said Falco.  Unfortunately, when Peppy tried to get rid of the second channel screen, he opened up a ton of menus.  "Oh, no!" the boys said, unable to see the show.  "Change it back! Hurry!" said Bill.  "I'm trying, kids, this thing has its own super computer!" said Slippy.  "Even I couldn't figure this out!" said Slippy.

"Let's see, 'reset clock'?  No!  'Menu!?' NO!  'S & D Mode'? Yes?"  Unfortunately, when Peppy activated "S & D" mode, the TV sprouted legs, and laser cannon arms, and a small head with viewing scope eyes.  "SEARCH AND DESTROY MODE ACTIVATED!" a robot voice said, and the robot TV fired lasers from its arms out through Peppy's living room wall, and walked off.  "NOOOO!" Peppy and the boys shouted.  "Dammit!  The TV left!" said Fox.  The boys ran off, and Peppy got on the phone with the company.  "Hello?  Yeah, it's me, Peppy...yeah, the TV sprouted arms and laser cannon arms and is going around attacking everything and everyone....so, what do I do?".

As Peppy did this, the boys looked desperately for another TV to watch.  They were kicked out of a bar, and when they tried to watch the show with some homeless dudes with a portable TV, the TV was blasted by Peppy's robot  TV, as Peppy followed it around, his TV remote in one hand, his cell phone in the other hand, as he talked to the company tech support line.

The boys got desperate enough to go to a retirement home, join the old folks there, changed the channel, and sat down just as the show was still on.  "Good, we didn't miss the commercials!  We just may see the trailer yet!" said Falco.

As the show played, Russell, now bruised and bloody, but still standing, held a guitar, and Tugger was tied to the dock, and behind Russell. "Oi!  Wasn't that fun!?  Well, kids, now you'll get to 'ear one of me next songs!" said Russell.  "Would you like that, Tugga'!?" he asked Tugger.  Tugger's whistle let out a frantic note, as his smokestack moved side to side in a "head shaking" motion", indicating he didn't want to hear it, but Russell misunderstood.  "Awright, mates, here it goes!" said Russell.

As Russell sang and played his guitar (poorly) Tugger moaned loudly, tried to escape, but was tied to the dock.  He moaned some more, and 2 carton hands with arms flailed wildly, trying to get Russell to stop, but Russell ignored poor Tugger, who put a pair of earmuffs on the sides of his smokestack, but that didn't help him to block the music, obviously, because he then took off the earmuffs, pulled out a gun, and shot himself in the smokestack with the gun, bleeding black oil as he sank into the water.  "CROIKEY! TUGGA' SHOT 'IMSELF! NOOO!" Russell shouted, noticing.

"Has Russell lost Tugger for good!  Find out after these messages!" said the announcer.  "All right, more commercials!" said the boys as the commercials came on.

*more to come*

[CrypticQuery]

OOOOHH!! I can't wait!! :D

[Guest DRL]

[shadow=blue,left]MY ROFL-'O-METER IS OVER 9000 DEGREES!!![/shadow]

[rainfyre66]

Heh heh heh! Will young Star Fox ever get to see their trailer? Tune in and find out!

Good stuff, man!

[Starfox mccloud15]

well!

interesting, and good let me say :)

[Guest DRL]

[shadow=blue,left]MY ROFL-'O-METER IS OVER 9000 DEGREES!!![/shadow]

I mean, A TV WITH SEARCH & DESTROY

MODE!!!... Guess Peppy has weird stuff

like that, eh?  :lol:

[evilwaffles]

Lol, nice spoof some South Park Julius.

Very nicely done, the description is excellent, your character portrayel is awesome, it makes me feel like I'm watching it from a 3rd person perspective. Keep going, it is very enjoyable. :yes:

[Guest Julius Quasar]

OOOOHH!! I can't wait!!

[shadow=blue,left]MY ROFL-'O-METER IS OVER 9000 DEGREES!!![/shadow]

Heh heh heh! Will young Star Fox ever get to see their trailer? Tune in and find out!

Good stuff, man!

well!

interesting, and good let me say

Thanks, guys!

I mean, A TV WITH SEARCH & DESTROY

MODE!!!... Guess Peppy has weird stuff

like that, eh? 

Well, that's satire on runaway technology.

(some TV's and home entertainment systems are that bad)

thanks again!

Lol, nice spoof some South Park Julius.

Very nicely done, the description is excellent, your character portrayel is awesome, it makes me feel like I'm watching it from a 3rd person perspective. Keep going, it is very enjoyable.

Thanks...oh, also, you're right, it is South Park!  A cookie for evilwaffles for catching that!

[Guest Julius Quasar]

The commercials ended.  The trailer didn't show yet.  "Dude!  They didn't show the movie trailer again!" said Fox, frustratingly.  "Yeah!  We'll have to watch through this retarded Russell Byrd show!" said Bill.  "TV shows are lame!" said Fox.  "Yeah!" said Falco.  As the boys watched, Russell Byrd was on TV...

He was in the emergency room, sobbing.

"...Why'd you do it, Tugga'!?  Why'd you have to shoot yourself, mate?". he said.  The doctor entered the room.  "Tugga' was me best friend, I don't know what-" Russell was interrupted by the doctor.  "Uh, Mr. Byrd?  Tugger is gonna be-" the doctor was cut off by Russell.  "Oi!  Don't interrupt me in the middle of a soliloquy, ya' !@#$#" Russell said, grabbing the doctor.  Russell then set the doctor down, and placed his face into his arms, and his arms against the wall.

"Tugga' was me best friend, I don't know what I'd do without 'im!  Without Tugga', I'm lost!" said Russell.  All was quiet. "Now?" the doctor whispered to Russell.  "Yes, now." said Russell, softly.  "Mr. Byrd, Tugger is gonna be fine..." said the doctor.  "Really!?  Ya' mean it!?  Did ya' hear that, gang!?  Tugga's gonna be okay!  Ooohhh-da-lolly!" Russell said, jumping for joy.

"You know, mates...I'm a celebrity, and celebrities are always taking up causes!  I'm a celebrity!  And I've decided to take it upon meself to fight diseases!  Where are you,  diseases!?  I'll kick your arses!" said Russell, making fisticuf motions as he made his way down the hospital corridors..

"What is this!?  Put our show back on!" said one of the senior citizens.  "Yeah, we don't like this show." said another senior citizen.  "Shh!  Okay!?" Falco shouted to the old timers.  The TV now showed Russell in the sick ward.  "Oi!  I couldn't find diseases, but I did find folks with diseases!  Don't worry, mates, I'll beat them diseases outta the lot o' ya'!  Take that, diseases!" Russell shouted, as he beat up the patients in the sick ward. 

"This show is too violent!  Change the channel back!" said another senior citizen.  "SHUT UP!  SHUT THE HELL UP!  OLD FOLKS NEED TO BE QUIET, NOW!" shouted Falco.  "Okay, that does it!  We know how to get our way!  Everyone, on the count of three, release your bowels!  One...two...three!" the senior citizen who last scolded the boys counted down, and all the seniors released their bowels simultaneously on the count of three.

The boys screamed, covered their noses and mouths, and ran out of the old folks home.  "Eeeewww, it was all stinky!" said Slippy.  "God, I hate old people!" shouted Falco.

"Well, where do we go now?" asked Bill.  "We can't go to my house!" said Slippy.  "And my house is being fumigated...ah, hell, we'll try my house!" said Falco.

***

The boys went into Falco's tented house, the chemical vapors surrounding them.  The boys hacked and wheezed, as they watched TV.  "These fumes are making me woozy!  I don't think I'm gonna make it!" said Fox.  "Me neither!  I'll be dead before the commercials!" said Bill.  The boys left Falco's house.  "Hey!  I just remembered!  We got a portable TV at my place!" said Bill.  "You think Tigress will let us watch it?" asked Fox.  "She has to, come on!" said Bill.

The boys made it to Bill's house.  "Oh no, fellas!  I forgot to give Tigress her tampons!  She's been without them this whole time!" said Slippy.  The boys froze in fear.  Bill slowly opened the door.  A tidal wave of blood washed all the boys down the street.  "I TOLD YOU I NEED TAMPONS, TUUUUUURRRRDSSSS!" Tigress shouted down the street from an upstairs window.

*continued next chapter*

[CrypticQuery]

:lolhyst: WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT!!!?!?!? I can't wait! :D

[evilwaffles]

Where's my cookie?! (jks)

Anyways, good story, same goes for the way you describe and tell us the story. Well done :yes:

[Guest Julius Quasar]

"Slippy, why can't we go to your house?" Fox asked Slippy.  "My parents aren't home, and I don't have a babysitter!" said Slippy.  The other boys' jaws dropped in shock.  "You mean to tell us that this whole time, your house has been empty all night, with a working tv in it this whole time!?" Falco shouted furiously.

"Yeah!"  Falco swore and shouted, trying to beat Slippy to death, but Fox and Bill held him off.  "C'mon, c'mon, calm down, Falco, we'll kill Slippy later, let's just go to his house and watch TV there." said Bill.

The boys made their way to Slippy's house.  They arrived just in time to see the commercials.  "We made it, we made it!" they said.  They saw, on the screen, a message.

"THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR ALL AUDIENCES"

"Shhh! Quiet, quiet!" the boys said to each other, as the movie trailer came on...

"THIS SUMMER, COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU, IT'S CLARENCE AND WILLIS, IN WHAT MAY BE THEIR BIGGEST, BADDEST, HOTTEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME" a voice proclaimed.

Clarentce and Willis, two VERY popular actors, well know for their comedic genre, and their main joke being that of farting, appeared on the screen, leaning against each other, then there was a flash to one movie scene....

Clarence and Willis were in a film noir style detective's office, wearing trench coats and fedoras...Clarence was doing a crossword puzzle...

"What's a ten letter word for task?" said Clarence to Willis.  "Assignment?" said Willis.  "Assignment...." Clarence said, then he farted onto Willis, and they laughed.  Another scene flashed "Who would do this heinous crime!?" asked Clarence, as he and Willis observed a homicide crime scene in a luxury penthouse apartment.  "Who would do this anus crime!?" said Willis, and he farted on Clarence, and they both laughed.

A scene appeared with Clarence wearing an armored EOD bomb suit. "Willis, which wire do I cut!?" he said frantically into his communicator headset.  "The blue wire!" said Willis, from his place in the back of a surveillance van, as he adjusted his headphones.  "The wires are ALL blue!" said Clarence.

Another scene flashed, showing Clarence and Willis jumping into the air, as an explosion happened behind them.

Another shot showed them driving in a car in a high speed chase, as they were being pursued and shot at by armed thugs...."Hang on!" Clarence said, as he drove their vehicle over a jump, and they both screamed, farted, and laughed.

Finally, they were each hanging on to the struts of a helicopter, Clarence on the left, Willis on the right, each with a thug hanging onto their ankles. Clarence and Willis winked at each other, farted, and the bad guys let go of them, gagging on the farts, and they fell, and Clarence and Willis were still hanging onto the chopper.

Then the words "CLARENCE AND WILLIS, FARTS OF FIRE 2".  Smaller words said COMING THIS SUMMER TO THEATERS EVERYWHERE.  RATED "F".

The boys cheered, and threw their snacks, and squirted their sodas everywhere.

"That was awesome!  They were dressed like detectives and everything!  It's probably gonna be better than their first movie!" the boys all said.  As they celebrated, the other commercials passed, and then the end of the "Russell Byrd show came on.

Russell was on the dock again, and there was Tugger, behind him, with a new and bandaged up smokestack.  "Well, mates, wasn't that fun!?  Tugga' recovered, we got to fight lotsa blokes, and we were even got our ol' pal, 'Wally B', back!" said Russell, and a wallaby appeared on the screen, saying "It's great to be back, Russell!".  And then Russell said "Well, kids, I-" Tugger's whistle sounded twice.

"Uh-oh!  Hear that kids?  Tugga's whistle blew, that means it's time for us to go...." as Wally B jumped onto Tugger's deck, Russell Byrd followed him onto Tugger's deck, and untied Tugger from the slip, as he sang

"TUGGA'S WHISTL'S BLOWIN'

IT'S TIME WE ALL GOT GOIN'

NO MORE OF RUSSELL'S SHOWIN',

FOR YOU...

BUT DON'T YOU START TO WHINE...

FOR I'LL BE HERE FOR YOU NEXT TIME

'CAUSE I STILL GOT PLENTY O' FIGHTIN' LEFT TO DOOOO....

MAKIN' MOVIES, MAKIN' SONGS,

AND FIGHTIN' 'ROUND THE WORLD!"

and Tugger took his friends Russell and Wally B. off into the ocean sunset.  As this went on, this also appeared on Peppy's Hi-tech TV screen, still in "Search and Destroy Mode".  Peppy was still on the phone, talking to the TV company.  "Really!?  I just press those buttons?  Okay.  Thanks."  Peppy pressed the buttons on his TV remote control, and the TV went back to being a TV.  However, a set of wheels came out of the bottom, and the TV made its way back to Peppy's house, as Peppy clung to the back of it riding it home.  It settled to a gentle stop in Peppy's living room, back in its original position, and plugged itself back into the wall again.  "Finally" Peppy said, collapsing into a chair, and resting.

The boys had seen and enjoyed their movie trailer, and Peppy's TV finally went back to normal.

*THE END*

Thanks for reading and [positively] commenting!  And special thanks to Kursed for letting me use her Tigress Arcnon character, and to the TV show South Park and its writers and creators for making that episode that inspired this fanfic.

*gives evilwaffles his cookie*