Tools for Survival

[CrypticQuery]

If you had to survive a massive onslaught of enemies, and you could pick a primary weapon, a secondary weapon, and a sidearm, what would they be.  Please elaborate and include pictures if possible!

For a primary, I'd take a Springfield Armory M1A SOCOM

I'm always a fan of semi-auto rifles, and since I love the M14, the civilian version with a shortened barrel is a no-brainer!

For a secondary weapon, I'd choose a Heckler and Koch MP7

I'd take this because it's basically a minimized version of an assault rifle.  Having at least one full-auto weapon is a MUST for me!

Lastly, for a sidearm, I'd choose a Beretta 92FS

It's a general all-purpose pistol, and made by my favorite handgun manufacturer, Beretta :D

[Guest FoXXX]

This :D

[Matt Macdowel]

Primary weapon 50 caliber sniper!

Secondary weapon some sub machine gun

Side arm a GLOCK or a masschatie!

[EazyIN]

[CrypticQuery]

These replies just keep getting better and better :D

[Eagle Kammback]

Primary Weapon

Boomstick

Secondary

Chainsaw

Or in other words, I am Ash WIlliams

[Zicka]

Swords don't need reloading.

[Guest DRL]

Now is the moment when I show

you what is hidden under my desk.

Armor/Shielding:

This one if I want to fly,

or this one if I feel blue.

This Personall Shield, is a must.

Weapons:

Laser Sniper

Auto Cannon

A Plasma Gun

Transport:

An Annihilator

is a good choice.

Althrough this one or this one

are good choices too.

And finally, my special set of weapons:

Mini-Hyper-Cannon

Hyper-Cannon

Hyper-Cannon

HYPER-CANNON

Hyper-HYPER-CANNON

And several other "HYPER CANNONs"

are available to me.

[Vy'drach]

Primary: FN Herstal P90 PDW (Personal Defense Weapon)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_P90

Secondary: Franchi SPAS 12, folding stock version, no hook.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPAS_12

Sidearm: Heckler & Kock MK23 Mod 0, complete with suppressor and LAM (Laser Aiming Module)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_23

And I am taking the liberty of adding two new categories, Suppression and Desperation

Suppression: German MG3 Machine Gun

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MG3

Desperation: A hand forged, folded, heat treated Katana, which if made correctly, is capable of cutting from shoulder to hip in a single stroke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katana

By the way, Crazy, you must remind me to send you a picture of my Springfield M1A.

[ThePointingMan]

Primary: The cannon from a landmaster

Secondary: MY FIST!!!

Sidearm: MY OTHER FIST!!!

[Guest FoXXX]

Fox's blaster :)

[Asper Sarnoff]

While I'd like very, very much to use a gatling like Tribute posted, I'm going to be realistic. If I managed to wield the darn thing efficently, I'd use up several kilos of ammunition in a matter of seconds. Simply not worth it.

Thus, I'd pick something rugged and user-friendly, with tons of weapons produced, if I were to survive an onslaught of enemies out after my hide. Possibly an AK-47, for obvious reasons, or an H&K AG3, which I am somewhat familiar with. Good, solid gun with a proper punch.

For close quarters, where I prefer to be, I'd pick a bastard sword, or a lightsaber if that is free to pick.

[Sabre]

Primery

Secondary

Sidearm

http://www.icecreampark.com/images/Milk%20shake%202.jpg

[Guest FoXXX]

This'll be a great weapon

[Guest Julius Quasar]

I'd like to have:

-an HK-MP5 submac with rapid fire action, multi clip attachment, high end silencer, front hand grip, high end targeting scope, and folding stock.

-a W2000 sniper rifle with a lightweight frame, carbon fiber barrel, high end silencer and high end scope, a bolt action, and a foil stamped carry case

-an AK 47, full auto, and burled walnut wood hardware, and an AK 47, full auto with a folding paratrooper butt stock.

-a .40 Glock with a high cap clip, front handgrip, and full auto conversion, a .45 silverballer with a high cap clip, and full auto conversion

-a Bull .480 revolver

-a Magnum .500 revolver

-a .45 Colt 1911A1

-a Taurus M605B revolver

-a Taurus 851 SSUL .38 revolver

-a Kel-Tec .380

-a Sig-Sauer .380

-a Beretta .32 Tomcat

-a .50 Barrett Rifle (M19A1, I think it's called...it can pierce armored cars)

-an Ingram Mac-10 with a silencer

-a LAW anti tank weapon

-a soviet RPG

-a flamethrower

-an Abrams Tank

-a fully customized M4 with an M79 Grenade Launcher

-an electric trigger Gattling gun

-a ninja kitana blade, with hidden throwing stars, battle tool, throwing knives, and poison vial hidden in the handle, and the scabbard can be used as a snorkel.

-an old-school bomber plane and a dozen H-Bombs

-a dozen ICBM warheads, with launchers, guidance system, missile shield penetrating software, and secure launching silos

But for the Primary, Secondary, and secondary sidearm weapons:

Primary weapon: a dozen ICBM warheads, with launchers, guidance system, missile shield penetrating software, and secure launching silos

Secondary weapon: a ninja kitana blade, with hidden throwing stars, battle tool, throwing knives, and poison vial hidden in the handle, and the scabbard can be used as a snorkel.

Secondary Sidearm: a .40 Glock with a high cap clip, front handgrip, and full auto conversion

[Zicka]

lol, the compensation just keeps getting larger and larger.

[Mr. Krystal]

Primary: Clown white facial makeup

Secondary: Gasoline, unleaded

Sidearm: Pencil, standard # 2

"How about a magic trick?"

[Guest DRL]

^

Lol that would actually work if you

were fighting cartoons.

[Asper Sarnoff]

Primary: Clown white facial makeup

Secondary: Gasoline, unleaded

Sidearm: Pencil, standard # 2

"How about a magic trick?"

No competition, Mr. Krystal would be the one who posted here with best chances to pull trough the end of days if he was geared like this.

Now, let's put a smile on that face!

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Primary: Clown white facial makeup

Secondary: Gasoline, unleaded

Sidearm: Pencil, standard # 2

"How about a magic trick?"

Good one Mr. K!

[MarekMcCloud]

Primary: Clown white facial makeup

Secondary: Gasoline, unleaded

Sidearm: Pencil, standard # 2

"How about a magic trick?"

Did I miss something? I really don't get it. 

If I could carry Onision in a pokeball, and whenever someone tried to assault me, I just let him go and watch. 

[Asper Sarnoff]

Did I miss something? I really don't get it. 

The Joker from "Batman, the Dark Knight".

[Guest DRL]

The Joker from "Batman, the Dark Knight".

I am a fool. I took out all my

stuff and Mr. Krystal would still

beat me in no time!

Shame on me!  :facepalm:

[Hatsworth III]

primary weapon:

have some random power should be useful

secondary:

sidearm:

[Guest FoXXX]

^This :)