Stealing Krystal off Fox

[Matrilwood]

In a long winded soft-drink induced explanation, I told how I would steal Krystal of Fox.

Its quite simple really.

You need a guy and a girl for this to work.

Ok, first you get the guy to hit on Krystal. Fox gets jealous, bring girl into scene. Fox in his slightly disorientated state, befriends girl. Get guy to hit on Fox, Krystal gets majorly confused. Girl and Guy starts arguing over Fox, Girl "Accidentally" hits Fox. Fox is on the floor unconscious, Krystal takes Fox home. Girl comes to apologize for knocking out Fox. Krystal thinks that Girl is insane and should go away. When Fox regains consciousness, Girl confronts him to apologize. Guy distracts Krystal. Girl takes Fox on a friendly outing to show how sorry she is. Guy leaves a note saying Fox has been kidnapped. Krystal is devastated. Fox comes home. Krystal is all like "WTF?". Fox says he just went out with Girl. Krystal's mind has been messed with so badly she takes it totally the wrong way. Guy comes in saying that he sent the ransom letter to the wrong address. Krystal loses it. Girl randomly smashes through a window. Krystal has a nervous breakdown. Her psychiatrist tells her that she is in desperate need of a 6-month holiday. He suggests Germany. I meet her on the plane flight. Guy tells Fox that Krystal has moved away. Girl becomes Fox' Close-Friend. When Krystal comes back there is an awkward moment at home. Krystal just leaves, I meet Krystal again later that year and ask her for a drink.

See the secret to messing with peoples minds is that nothing is as it appears to be, but everyone expects that, so you have to make it so it is as it appears to be, because it actually is that way. But everyone thinks that its not as it appears to be because that would be far to obvious. Again people expect that to happen so you have to prove them right but make them think their wrong. And when they think their wrong, just hit them with something that contradicts what they thought. Distract them, and repeat the process until cooked. (Hence the girl randomly smashing through a window)

Which got me curious, how would you get Krystal to like you instead of Fox?

[Guest FoXXX]

"I'M YOUR SICKEST FANBOY, PLEASE LIKE ME"

[Kursed]

how about let's not and say we did?

[Milkyway64]

This topic is bad and anyone who'd seriously consider it should have a swift kick delivered to their genitals.

Learn some respect and honor. Just because you're jealous that Krystal doesn't think you're the perfect match you believe she is doesn't mean you need to pull underhanded schemes to separate a happy couple for your selfish, pathetic reasons.

[Guest FoXXX]

This topic is bad and anyone who'd seriously consider it should have a swift kick delivered to their genitals.

Learn some respect and honor. Just because you're jealous that Krystal doesn't think you're the perfect match you believe she is doesn't mean you need to pull underhanded schemes to separate a happy couple for your selfish, pathetic reasons.

["User"]

This topic is bad and anyone who'd seriously consider it should have a swift kick delivered to their genitals.

Learn some respect and honor. Just because you're jealous that Krystal doesn't think you're the perfect match you believe she is doesn't mean you need to pull underhanded schemes to separate a happy couple for your selfish, pathetic reasons.

Hahahahaha....So it begins!! 

[Matt Macdowel]

.. wasn't this topic made before? but if i had to get krystal to like me or something well i would give her $50,0000 then put her in my video game!!!!

[Scott7]

I would never do something to screw up a relationship with someone, even if it did involve Krystal. But if it was wiht a terrible person who would lie and aduse her, then that would be a differen't story.

[CrypticQuery]

I swear this topic was around before! Anywho, I'd never break up the relationship, but if I HAD to, I'd give Fox the coordinates to Area 51.  Done and done! :D

[Matrilwood]

This topic is bad and anyone who'd seriously consider it should have a swift kick delivered to their genitals.

Learn some respect and honor. Just because you're jealous that Krystal doesn't think you're the perfect match you believe she is doesn't mean you need to pull underhanded schemes to separate a happy couple for your selfish, pathetic reasons.

Troll alert

[Ris Grestar]

Troll alert

Actually, I think he has a point

[Matrilwood]

He made FoXXX sad, he's a troll.

[Kursed]

This topic is bad and anyone who'd seriously consider it should have a swift kick delivered to their genitals.

Learn some respect and honor. Just because you're jealous that Krystal doesn't think you're the perfect match you believe she is doesn't mean you need to pull underhanded schemes to separate a happy couple for your selfish, pathetic reasons.

well said milky

[Ris Grestar]

He made FoXXX sad, he's a troll.

First, feeling bad isn't the same as being sad.  Second, making someone sad doesn't make 'em a troll.

[Asper Sarnoff]

This topic is bad and anyone who'd seriously consider it should have a swift kick delivered to their genitals.

Learn some respect and honor. Just because you're jealous that Krystal doesn't think you're the perfect match you believe she is doesn't mean you need to pull underhanded schemes to separate a happy couple for your selfish, pathetic reasons.

While I see your point, and agree with it as well. We do have rules on this site in regards to how one should word yourself.

1. Treat others as you would like to be treated. Insults, flamebait, trolling, linking to shock sites, and racism/sexism/etc. are not allowed. Please post in a friendly manner.

In short, find a nicer way to state your opinion. :mod:

[CrypticQuery]

While I see your point, and agree with it as well. We do have rules on this site in regards to how one should word yourself.

1. Treat others as you would like to be treated. Insults, flamebait, trolling, linking to shock sites, and racism/sexism/etc. are not allowed. Please post in a friendly manner.

In short, find a nicer way to state your opinion.

Hehe, I knew Asper would make an awesome Mod :D

[Matrilwood]

While I see your point, and agree with it as well. We do have rules on this site in regards to how one should word yourself.

1. Treat others as you would like to be treated. Insults, flamebait, trolling, linking to shock sites, and racism/sexism/etc. are not allowed. Please post in a friendly manner.

In short, find a nicer way to state your opinion.

Take that Ris!!! lol

Thanks Asp.

Now, where was we?

[Milkyway64]

While I see your point, and agree with it as well. We do have rules on this site in regards to how one should word yourself.

1. Treat others as you would like to be treated. Insults, flamebait, trolling, linking to shock sites, and racism/sexism/etc. are not allowed. Please post in a friendly manner.

In short, find a nicer way to state your opinion.

Gotcha, boss. The fury shall be laid out with less intensity next time.

["User"]

I would never do something to screw up a relationship with someone, even if it did involve Krystal. But if it was wiht a terrible person who would lie and aduse her, then that would be a differen't story.

I wouldn't involve myself in screwing up any relationship period.  I'd go only as far as offering advice on any situation within it's scope.

Actually, I think he has a point

He's one of the smartest online individuals I've known at length online, however that being said, regardless of whether he's right or wrong.........

While I see your point, and agree with it as well. We do have rules on this site in regards to how one should word yourself.

1. Treat others as you would like to be treated. Insults, flamebait, trolling, linking to shock sites, and racism/sexism/etc. are not allowed. Please post in a friendly manner.

In short, find a nicer way to state your opinion.

....rules are rules.  I can't bail you out of situations that others might take exception too like on the KLA :P

[Scott7]

I wouldn't involve myself in screwing up any relationship period.  I'd go only as far as offering advice on any situation within it's scope.

i probly should have said something like that instead.

[Guest DRL]

I would never do something to screw up a relationship with someone, even if it did involve Krystal. But if it was wiht a terrible person who would lie and aduse her, then that would be a differen't story.

:yes:

[Dublinthefox]

I would point into the distance and say "Hey look Fox, a distraction!" and he would say "Where" and I would grab Krystal into my arms and run like heck. Its the perfect plan. :wink:

[Guest Mr. Mario]

MY PREFECT PLAN:

1. Disguise as Luigi

2. Say to Krystal "Ello! It's-a me, Luigi! Whee-hee! You-a number one.

3. Fox would say "Buzz off"

4. Krystal would say "Hold on...I want to see what else Luigi can do"

5. I'll give Krystal a Fire Flower.

6. Krystal takes it and is now Super Krystal

7. Krystal hurls fireballs at Fox

8. Fox runs away

9. Krystal kisses me

10. We get married

Luigi Mario & Krystal Mario

[Milkyway64]

MY PREFECT PLAN:

1. Disguise as Luigi

2. Say to Krystal "Ello! It's-a me, Luigi! Whee-hee! You-a number one.

3. Fox would say "Buzz off"

4. Krystal would say "Hold on...I want to see what else Luigi can do"

5. I'll give Krystal a Fire Flower.

6. Krystal takes it and is now Super Krystal

7. Krystal hurls fireballs at Fox

8. Fox runs away

9. Krystal kisses me

10. We get married

Luigi Mario & Krystal Mario

There seems to be some steps missing. I THINK around step 7...

[Guest Julius Quasar]

In a long winded soft-drink induced explanation, I told how I would steal Krystal of Fox.

Which got me curious, how would you get Krystal to like you instead of Fox?

That's not happening, not by my hand, anyways.

I'd only make my move 'till a year after Fox was dead, in the meantime, I'd spend that year comforting Krystal and waiting on her hand and foot, and keeping Panther away from her.