If Krystal was about to punch you...

[Samantha Weltzin]

From what i remember of her strength, that'd probably be enough to crush the center of your rib cage....

Wait, what? Where'd you get that impression?

[Scott7]

Wait, what? Where'd you get that impression?

A Very long story which i don't feel like explaining at this moment.... 

But for now i'm just going to say that getting kicked from Krystal when she is angered will hurt like hell.

[EazyIN]

I COULD keep blocking her punches with my eyes just barely open to freak her out. Like they do in those Fighting movies XD

[Sableye]

I would just dodged it and let it hit an brick wall and say "sorry, my bad..."

while itching the back of my head.

[Kursed]

I'd ask her to punch Zicka or Fara whoever she can find first.

[Guest DRL]

I'd ask her to punch Zicka or Panther whoever she can find first.

Fixed.

O-Kay.

Let's see...

A comparison

of Krystal and me

by Levels and stats:

DRL:

Lvl: 2

HP: 12

SP: 0 (Maybe 0,5?)

Evasion/Fighting:

Overall stinky.

Powers:

None

(Unless you count

'dummyness' as a power).

Equipment:

Clothing, Glasses,

Digital watch.

___________________

Krystal:

Lvl 20 (+/-)

HP: 125

SP: 200

Evasion/Fighting:

Overall good,

if not great.

Powers:

Telkinesis/

Pysch Powers.

Equipment:

Magic Staff,

Armor/Flight Suit.

SF blaster.

-----------------

****RESULT****

(If any of this is vaguely

correct, then....)

The situation could end

as follows:

° Krystal punchs/kicks DRL.

  Krystal has slain DRL.

° Krystal frenetically attacks DRL.

  Krystal has viciously torn DRL to pieces!!.

° Krystal shocks DRL with staff.

  Krystal made fried DRL.

° Krystal attacks DRL (But in this one I get a +500 luck modifier)

  Krystal misses!...

  Krystal tries again, but DRL evades!

  DRL runs away like heck!

  Krystal takes out her blaster and shots DRL from afar.

  Krystal has slain DRL.

[Guest Julius Quasar]

I'd do what Mr. Miyagi does from section 3:25 to section 4:05 of this footage:

BAD LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE WARNING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtyZDfmqdSs

[Geo Stelar]

Fixed.

O-Kay.

Let's see...

A comparison

of Krystal and me

by Levels and stats:

DRL:

Lvl: 2

HP: 12

SP: 0 (Maybe 0,5?)

Evasion/Fighting:

Overall stinky.

Powers:

None

(Unless you count

'dummyness' as a power).

Equipment:

Clothing, Glasses,

Digital watch.

___________________

Krystal:

Lvl 20 (+/-)

HP: 125

SP: 200

Evasion/Fighting:

Overall good,

if not great.

Powers:

Telkinesis/

Pysch Powers.

Equipment:

Magic Staff,

Armor/Flight Suit.

SF blaster.

-----------------

****RESULT****

(If any of this is vaguely

correct, then....)

The situation could end

as follows:

° Krystal punchs/kicks DRL.

  Krystal has slain DRL.

° Krystal frenetically attacks DRL.

  Krystal has viciously torn DRL to pieces!!.

° Krystal shocks DRL with staff.

  Krystal made fried DRL.

° Krystal attacks DRL (But in this one I get a +500 luck modifier)

  Krystal misses!...

  Krystal tries again, but DRL evades!

  DRL runs away like heck!

  Krystal takes out her blaster and shots DRL from afar.

  Krystal has slain DRL.

LMAO ROFL :lolhyst:

On topic:

If I know I deserve that punch, I'll take it. If she will punch me for no reason, I'd dodge, then run away. If I don't know what the reason is, I'll raise my hands, wave them while backing away and saying, "Alright, alright, I'm sorry! Whatever I did, I'm sorry. I don't know what I've done!" then I'll do a sudden charge towards her side to get away. I'll apologize later, wearing an armor.

[Dublinthefox]

I would grab Panther at the very last second and use him as a scapgoat.... or scappanther I guess, and let him take the punch. Then he'd go flying into the air and all you'd see is a twinkle. :mrgreen:

[Guest DRL]

LMAO ROFL :lolhyst:

On topic:

If I know I deserve that punch, I'll take it. If she will punch me for no reason, I'd dodge, then run away. If I don't know what the reason is, I'll raise my hands, wave them while backing away and saying, "Alright, alright, I'm sorry! Whatever I did, I'm sorry. I don't know what I've done!" then I'll do a sudden charge towards her side to get away. I'll apologize later, wearing an armor.

DRL: :yes:

HEY! Nobody cares

        about ME?!!...

  No.

  *Sigh*...

[Matrilwood]

I'd Lup-Sou, Ghan-Sou, get her in an arm lock and not let her go until she gives me a kiss.

[Guest FoXXX]

I'd Lup-Sou, Ghan-Sou, get her in an arm lock and not let her go until she gives me a kiss.

:)

[Matt Macdowel]

I'd Lup-Sou, Ghan-Sou, get her in an arm lock and not let her go until she gives me a kiss.

lol @topic i would probaly take it like a man that i am!!!

[Scott7]

I'd Lup-Sou, Ghan-Sou, get her in an arm lock and not let her go until she gives me a kiss.

You would really go that far?

Eh.... you probably wouldn't be able to hold her that long anyway, then she'd just punch you a second time

[Milkyway64]

I'd Lup-Sou, Ghan-Sou, get her in an arm lock and not let her go until she gives me a kiss.

I somehow really doubt you could do that. Judging by her on-foot roll in Assault, she's fairly competent at the very least slipping out of stuff, let alone knocking you out in seconds.

["User"]

I somehow really doubt you could do that. Judging by her on-foot roll in Assault, she's fairly competent at the very least slipping out of stuff, let alone knocking you out in seconds.

But this is the fantasy world Milky!  In this world we can do ANYTHING!

or at least attempt to

[Robert Monroe]

how do you know krystal even gets Pms?

Starfox Command.

Anyway I'd probably punch her back. Even if I deserved it, I'm not gonna take someone else's crap.

[Guest DRL]

Starfox Command.

Anyway I'd probably punch her back. Even if I deserved it, I'm not gonna take someone else's crap.

But man, gentlemen

do not punch ladies! :cool:

[Guest Para Astaroth]

I would shoot her in the face or spit in her eye.

[Guest DRL]

But man, gentlemen

do not punch ladies!

Good! That means

              I can use you as

              my punching bag!

DRL: Uh-Oh... *Runs*

[Scott7]

I would shoot her in the face or spit in her eye.

*Inserts an energy cell into the "Smuggler's end"*

[Robert Monroe]

But man, gentlemen

do not punch ladies!

I don't discriminate who I beat the hell out of. :D

[Scott7]

I don't discriminate who I beat the hell out of.

*pulls out the ring's of 6 grenade's*

[Asper Sarnoff]

I don't discriminate who I beat the hell out of.

Not beating on a woman instead of a man isn't discriminating. It's called being a gentleman. A breed mostly extinct nowadays it seems.

Also, as a general rule of thumb, men are stronger and more physically capable than women. Fighting someone weaker than you is the cowards way. That's my 0.02$ anyway.

[Robert Monroe]

*pulls out the ring's of 6 grenade's*

Not only that but thats not responsible grenade handling 

Not beating on a woman instead of a man isn't discriminating. It's called being a gentleman. A breed mostly extinct nowadays it seems.

Also, as a general rule of thumb, men are stronger and more physically capable than women. Fighting someone weaker than you is the cowards way. That's my 0.02$ anyway.

Being a gentlemen means showing manners and respect. There is neither in not defending yourself from some bitch who tries to slug you. Cowardice would be blind siding or using underhanded methods. When someone starts something, they had best be able to finish it.