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I got food poisoning today


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I don't know if you know who  Steven Wright is, but I just got back from one of his shows, he is my favorite comedian ever, I LOOOVE One liners like that

I had a dream there was a 7 foot woman in my room, jumping around, singing, dancing. I said, "who are you"? She said, "Paula Abdul? Jabbar".

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Never poison yourself by accident!  Poison yourself on purpose in recreational doses.  My preferred recreational poison is chocolate. :D

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Random unclear topic is random and unclear.  :shock: At least you didn't suffer what happened with 2, the ranting gryphon (very popular furry stand up comedian). He got drugged while doing one of his performances in England.  Apparently it was so bad he almost got died as a result.

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I know Fox usually has a high amount of visual swagger with how he's portrayed in Adventures....but he looks like he wants to seduce me or something  O_o

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I was kind of talking about the comedian I just got back from seeing, those were some of his one liners

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Most of my LQ buddies, if they saw Fox look at them like that, would probably either try and act gay towards him for shits and giggles or punch him so hard he wouldn't be getting back up anytime soon.  It depends on how drunk they are at the moment. >____>

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Most of my LQ buddies, if they saw Fox look at them like that, would probably either try and act gay towards him for shits and giggles or punch him so hard he wouldn't be getting back up anytime soon.  It depends on how drunk they are at the moment. >____>

reminds me of this song

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Do not look at me that way,

ok?... OKAY?!! O_o

But hey, IT'S FOX!...

...OR, is he FoXXX?!  :?:lol:...

Is there actually that much of a difference between Fox and FoXXX in situations like these? :P

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The expression you get when you put "Shower" and "Krystal" in the same sentence around Fox.

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Most of my LQ buddies, if they saw Fox look at them like that, would probably either try and act gay towards him for shits and giggles or punch him so hard he wouldn't be getting back up anytime soon.  It depends on how drunk they are at the moment. >____>

Actually, it's the guard in the background I feel like punching.

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