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Remember the assault newscast well now you can  make your own right here.

:krystal::Here's the lastest news From the Venom Alliance Dash has formally accepted Corneria's peace treaty despite the terrorist attacks by Andross loyalist.

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Remember the assault newscast well now you can  make your own right here.

:krystal::Here's the lastest news From the Venom Alliance Dash has formally accepted Corneria's peace treaty despite the terrorist attacks by Andross loyalist.

Are you talking about that News report that was playing on a screen during that mission on Corneria? though she looked reletivly similair to Krystal i'm not Really sure she is Cerinian..

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:krystal::Here's the lastest news From the Venom Alliance Dash has formally accepted Corneria's peace treaty despite the terrorist attacks by Andross loyalist.

You used despite...I'm so proud of you^^

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Are you talking about that News report that was playing on a screen during that mission on Corneria? though she looked reletivly similair to Krystal i'm not Really sure she is Cerinian..

Lylat,Cerinian I never said she was Cerinian.
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You used despite...I'm so proud of you^^

you all spamming my topic i'm soo mad at you ALL!th_k_e_angry.gif?t=1277259236

just kidding this is kinda  a spam topic.

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Lylat,Cerinian I never said she was Cerinian.

then I have Absolutely no idea what your talking about... k_e_animesweat.gif

So is this a topic of discussion or a game of some sort?

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then I have Absoulutly no idea what your talking about... k_e_animesweat.gif

make your own newscast.... ,stupid.k_e_rolleyes.gif
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make your own newscast.... ,stupid.k_e_rolleyes.gif

Sorry...

I can't really think a post at the moment though, I'll get back to this in a minute or so...

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:peppy::Tonight I bring you sad news  I"M RETIREING  PARTY!!!!
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As we all know Andross has proven one of the most heatless, sinicle, and insane icons in Cornerian history. But we may now know why..

His Diary was Recently recovered from the what was believed to be the home where he grew up as a child. In his entries it shows some astounding ideas and sketches so he was extremely intelligent for his age at the time. But his parents were very abusive, they mistreated him and beat him both physically and emotionally.

After reading each chapter it noticeable that he gets progressively worse over time, and eventually became violent towards them. He Actually starting working on plans and contraptions which he tested on his parents during the days. But by request of the military we are not allowed to explain anymore.

*shiver* and trust me... you wouldn't want to know...

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:slippy: Yo guys 'n gals! It's me, Slippy Tech Toad,

            from Corneria Radio! Now we are going to

            get some sports, yo Bill!

  :bill: Yo Joe, Slip! It's me Captain Bill from the TV show

        Captain Bill and the Collectors. Today we'll have:

        Sports. Team Fox competed against Team Vixen,

        and Team Vixen KICKED Team Fox's a**, BIG TIM.

        I can only say, you stink guys!!

:slippy: Err... Okay, okay... He,he... Captain Bill... Um,

            we'll now go with Peppy, and the 'Roller Time'!

              Go check som' politics, eh?

  :peppy: Yo Slip! It's-a-me Peppy Hare and The Roller Union!

              We got bad news today. The Confederated Androssians

              are giving us a bad time. They are having, however,

              a bad time themselves, as United Coneria is kicking their a**.

              But we are having a severe problem training new rolles.

              They say, for example "I-can-breathe!!!--too much rolling!!!"

              And you know what PUNKS?! ROLL OR DIE?!

:slippy: Er... Peppy... Okay, okay, guys 'n gals, see you next time

            on Corneria Radio, this is Slippy Tech Toad, over.

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:katt::In the latest news I DYED MY FUR GREY LIVE WITH IT SUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:falco::facepalm: And now to Ambassdors Dash Speech

:dash:: I Have a dream  A dream where Venomoinians and Cornieran live in peace together with no segregation of Race gender or Culture....

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:slippy: Hi guys 'n girls & bots, it's me,

            Slippy Tech Toad! And now let's

            go with General Pepper!

Pepper: Thank you Slippy! As we can see,

            we have completely rigge- er, TRAINED

            EXTENSIVELY for this game.

:slippy: Ooooh YEAH. Now let's go with Falco.

:falco: Thank you Slip! Know that I am here, I

          would like to say: Thank you Fox, you are

          my greatest friend, and I could not live without

          you. Plus, you are much better pilot than I am!

*RIIIIIIIING*

:slippy: Hey, we are receiving a call!

            *takes phone*

            Hell-

:falco: YOU WILL DIE!!!

:slippy: I THOUGH BROADCASTING THAT

            FAKED RECORDING OF FALCO WOULD

            BE A BAD IDEA!!!

:falco: *Blows up half of the Radio*

:slippy: Okay people, see you next time,

            I am Slippy-

:falco: DEAD TOAD! *Fires a Nova Bomb*

:slippy: YIKES!!!! *Dodges, then runs like heck*

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:wolf: Good evening, we bring you some "terrible" news tonight....StarFox team is no more....no one is sure of what happened..

:leon::panther: -cough cough-

:wolf: but we will bring date to date information on this...erm....tragedy...until the mystery is solved. Be rest assured that Team StarWolf will be conducting a full investigation on the matter...

:leon::panther: -cough cough- -snicker-

:wolf: if anyone has any information they would like to "share" please call Leon with full name and address so that he may speak to you in person....

:leon: -hehe-

:wolf: In lighter news, Panther has a new girlfriend !!

:panther: say what?!

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Guest Julius Quasar

This just in!

Lola Foxglove has returned from her Lylat System wide performance tour! 

We'll have more on her interview later!

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DRL: Hello! It's-a-me, Daft Luigi!

        And for the sake of it,

        I am going to sing!

:slippy: Er... This is not the radio,

            you know...

DRL: Now it is!

:slippy: YAY! :D

DRL & Slippy: *Sing this*

:falco::peppy::krystal::fox::facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

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Guest Mr. Mario

Mario: Ello! It's-a me, Mario! WHOO-HOO! Tonight-a is the biggest event-a Nintendo has ever done-a.

Fox-ie and Krystal are-a about to-a kiss-a!

Tune in next time on EAD for more information!!

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Mario: Ello! It's-a me, Mario! WHOO-HOO! Tonight-a is the biggest event-a Nintendo has ever done-a.

Fox-ie and Krystal are-a about to-a kiss-a!

Tune in next time on EAD for more information!!

DRL: I WILL TUNE IN, MARIO! :cool:

:slippy: YEAH ME TOO! :D

Luigi: What-about-a-me, Luigi?

DRL: Go be Daft!

Luigi: O_o

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:katt:IN recent news Krystal has  joined the Protoss in their war against the Zerg more on this from  slippy

:slippy:AS you can clearly see ahH FOX HELP!!

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:lolhyst: Lol nice.

DRL: Thank you!

Luigi: Dang! People like it more when

        I am singing that song than when

        I say "Marioooooooooooooo!"

:falco: You got it right.

:slippy: Er... Yeah. On other news, I am not

            wearing underwear today! More on this

            later...

:fox::falco::peppy::krystal: DRL & Luigi  O_o

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Guest Mr. Mario

Wario: Ello! It's-a me, WARIO!!! EHAHAHA. Mairo decided to go hang out with Panther so I'll take over for him.

Wario: Well! This-a the time! Fox-ie and-a Krystal are about to kiss-a on TV!! Wish I could join in.

:krystal: Fox...tell me...do you really love me?

:fox: ...*tail waves fast* Yes...I do.

*french kissing*

Wario: WHA?!? This the biggest moment we all have waited?!? This is-a bull, i'm outta here!

EAD

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Wario: Ello! It's-a me, WARIO!!! EHAHAHA. Mairo decided to go hang out with Panther so I'll take over for him.

Wario: Well! This-a the time! Fox-ie and-a Krystal are about to kiss-a on TV!! Wish I could join in.

:krystal: Fox...tell me...do you really love me?

:fox: ...*tail waves fast* Yes...I do.

*french kissing*

Wario: WHA?!? This the biggest moment we all have waited?!? This is-a bull, i'm outta here!

EAD

:falco: Do not let her beat you on

          this one, Fox!

:sf64katt: Go Krystal!

DRL: Awww.... I wished Sa-

Interlocke: *Grabs DRL* Shut up, moron!

                  Nobody knows me name around!

:slippy: Well, more on me not wearing underwear today!

            I am not wearing anything, not even a thong!

Everyone:  O_o

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:wolf: Latest update, There is still no sign as to what has happened to the Star Fox Team since our last broadcasting. Since the case has basically hit every dead end possible. The Cornaian Army has decided to put the file into the Cold Case section of the Department of Investigations.  So it may be some time before the mystery of Star Fox's demise is solved, may be even after a lot of our generation is gone....

:leon: This just in, the Cornarian Department of Investigations has caught on fire!! They believe many of the records will be lost, including the Star Fox records.....

:wolf: Hmm....where is Panther by the way?

:leon: Getting Doughnuts......YEAH THAT'S IT...he's getting Doughnuts!!!!

:wolf: Oh ok, that is good, I'm getting hungry. OH right the news cast. Anyway, in light of recent events, we believe Luck is just not on the side of Team Star Fox....

:leon: hehe

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