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Post what yours are and then the user below can guess what movie(s) it came from. Some quotes can be a little strong.

Mine are:

"Yippi-Ki-Yay Mother F***er!"

"Hey Derek! Spreken ze d**k!"

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Badger: "Uh, why did you take your shoes off?"

Kristofferson: "So I don't break your noes when I kick it!"        :D

Also

"Brick, where did you get that hand grenade?!"

Brick: "I don't know..."

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"You have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy!" (Or something like that :D)

"YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OK! SAY HELLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!"

"I'll be back!"

Gosh, my memory is shot, I can't remember half of the movies I've watched :D

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my fav

"Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice, or Lightening.

Lest these titans reek destruction upon the world on which they clash.

Though the waters great guardian shall arise to quail the fighting,

alone its song will fail, thus the Earth shall turn to ash.

O' chosen one, into thy n hands bring together all three,

There treasures combined, tame, the beast of the sea......."

as for what Crazyfooinc posted..

2. Scarface

3. Terminator 2 

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From A Sound of Thunder, I have one:

Doctor: "There are cars in the park"

*Group goes there*

Guy: "Sure, it is locked. Now, what

        can we do?"

Doctor: *Breaks car window and turns

              it on* How else could I pay

              School?

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"Once the bus goes over fifty miles per hour, the bomb is armed."

(^FROM ONE OF THE BEST F*CKING MOVIES EVER! :D)

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!

[Recruits grabs their rifles]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Prepare to mount!

[Recruits step back towards their bunks]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Mount!

[Recruits quickly hop onto their bunks]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Port, hut!

[Recruits grabs their rifles and holds them up]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Pray!

Recruits: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Order, hut!

[Recruits puts the guns at their sides]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: At ease! Good night, ladies.

Recruits: Good night, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [to the watchman] Hit it, sweetheart.

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^Full Metal Jacket?

________________________________________________________

"Can you handle this bus?!?"

"Yeah, it's just like driving a really big (Ford) Pinto."

--Speed (1994) XD

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Girl: Remember me?

Tony Stark: Surely don't

_______________________________________________________________

*sounds of crashing*

Sam's father: aaargh, call 9-911!!!

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"Come 'ere Nubbins! *few seconds later* Where's that ol' *EFF* you Charlie. *Pulls grenade, time goes by* I GOT THE LAST LAUGH! RIGHT HERE! *Bonk!* OFF!'" *grenade explodes*

'The Cook' - Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (Dual with Lefty)

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my fav

"Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice, or Lightening.

Lest these titans reek destruction upon the world on which they clash.

Though the waters great guardian shall arise to quail the fighting,

alone its song will fail, thus the Earth shall turn to ash.

O' chosen one, into thy n hands bring together all three,

There treasures combined, tame, the beast of the sea......."

Pokemon 2000. I love that quote too ^^

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my fav

"Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice, or Lightening.

Lest these titans reek destruction upon the world on which they clash.

Though the waters great guardian shall arise to quail the fighting,

alone its song will fail, thus the Earth shall turn to ash.

O' chosen one, into thy n hands bring together all three,

There treasures combined, tame, the beast of the sea......."

as for what Crazyfooinc posted..

2. Scarface

3. Terminator 2 

I Love that movie! :D Articuno was punkish and lost super fast though. :(

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"YOU KILLED MY FATHER"

"No Luke, I AM your father"

              OR

"Is this the real Ceasars Palace?"

"Excuse me"

"Did Ceaser really live here?"

"um... No"

FROM TEH HANGOVER

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Guest Para Astaroth

Jeff Dunham:  Spark of Insanity.  Staring Walter

[Walter]  Sure hope there's no Viagra in Heaven.

[Jeff] Why?

[Walter]  Impotence is God's way of helping a man like me to just say "No."

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Delenn: why do humans ask others if they are ready when they are about to do something completely unwise?

Sinclair: Tradition

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Dr. Grant: "Do not move a muscle."

T-Rex: *Roars*

Everybody else than Dr. Grant: *RUNS LIKE HECK*

Dr. Grant: "Or, we can run..." *Runs*

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Lmao. Goooooood times. :)

Easily one of my favorite movie series :D

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"Damnit, Jimmy! I'm a lawyer, not a DOCTOR!" or however that damn line went.

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