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Can you ANNOY anyone with anything?


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I modified the topic, post an answer to the latest person's object on how to annoy somebody with it and you name an INANIMATE OBJECT you'd wanna know how to annoy people with. Easy enough? LET'S BEGIN:

Object: a beach towel.

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[Are we fully sure this is something we can have on a Forum? Lol. I mean, we aren't saying what people we would kill, as the issue with the one Saber made, but is this really still allowed? Just making sure.]

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HTK: Cram down throat

O: Deodorant

[Are we fully sure this is something we can have on a Forum? Lol. I mean, we aren't saying what people we would kill, as the issue with the one Saber made, but is this really still allowed? Just making sure.]

[i'm just following along]

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I'm not a psycho . . . heheh. . . . (*squints with sketsofrenia*) but to be safe I'll switch around the subject a little:

How can you ANNOY somebody with an INANIMATE OBJECT?

How to annoy: Keep swishing deodorant on your armpit making that sticky moist hairy bubbling sounds.

Object: plastic bottle.

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[i will NOT give ideas! Last thing I need is looking someone in the news who tried these  O_o]

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I'm not a psycho . . . heheh. . . . (*squints with sketsofrenia*) but to be safe I'll switch around the subject a little:

How can you ANNOY somebody with an INANIMATE OBJECT?

Object: plastic bottle.

HTA: Slap em' with it

O: Deodorant

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How to annoy: I said make that moist swishing sound as you deordorize your armpit with your sweaty hair making that bubbling squishy noise!

Object: A pen.

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how to annoy: do a cruddy joke with blanket pretending you're a ghost . . . . and think it's working.

Object: TV

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HTA: Turn it on and off again while somebody is desperately trying to read "Beable the Bard" (Points if you can work out the reference)

Object: a Wii remote.

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HTA: Find a way to glitch the game to make the Wii Remote make a noise through the little speakers repeatedly.

Object: A Wall.

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HTA: Get on it and pretend you're riding a horse using the intellect of a 4 year old.

Object: a laundry machine.

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HTA: Way too easy. Get everyone's white clothes and  put them in the laundry machine with a red sock.

OB: Pancakes.

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HTA: Random FANCAKE FIGHT!!! (*throws cakes at people's faces*)

Object: A tissue.

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HTA: Pretend to blow your nose in it and throw it at people.

Object: A Spyro plushy.

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Dangle it with a piece of fishing line in front of their face while they work on something on their laptop.

Object: An orange.

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HTA: Squish it into a juicer . . . . sloooooooooooowly and make raspberries (fart sound with your tongue) as you do it.

Object: a cough drop.

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Drop it and cough, drop it and cough.

OBJECT: A pair of sunglasses.

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Replace it with someone's eyeglasses

Object: G1 Megatron in gun mode

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HTA: load in weak batteries and repeatedly pull the trigger for that sputtering electronic laser zapping noise.

Object: a cardboard box.

Replace it with someone's eyeglasses

lol that oughta suck!
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