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pick items up; just like Zelda! But not nearly as epic.

wat

What's your opinion on this guy?

everything is just like zelda. but shitty!

made me lol tho

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"You start the game with Krystal - a fox with BOOBS, 'cause you know female foxes have boobs like Minnie Mouse."

"Throw that bitch off the boat."

Sounds to me like he isn't a fan of Krystal judging from the way he portrays her stupidity.

Anyways I like that way this guy rolls, despite him not holding an N64 controller correctly. :(

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The first time watching I immediately hated his reviews.

But watching them again is pretty damn funny. He's such a weird guy and his reviews are so incredibly bad that I can't help but crack up.

I'll take his reviews over the nostalgia critic's any day, actually.

An option for them to speak English would've been nice
is pretty ironic, tho.
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I heard about this guy before and his review on SF:Ad, but I never watched it.

It's... strange...

I'll take his reviews over the nostalgia critic's any day, actually.

Lolwut?

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Oh yeah, NC's early videos were kinda funny but he's an extremly obnoxious reviewer all in all.

I really can't stand how everytime he sounds the same when he's complaining about something. And actually, his complaints are usually really stupid.

He's either going for the cheap laugh or he's trying sooooooo hard to be funny in any possible way.

Aw, I really dislike the Nostalgia Critic. I'm sorry if you like him but man... he's so obnoxious to me.

And actually, I'm a very open-minded guy.

Another problem I have with him is that he doesn't believe in what he says in his reviews. At the very end of every video he tells us his REAL opinion and that just totally kills it for me. If you wanna exaggerate something, go ahead and do it. But if you just overfill your reviews with random humor it's just juvenile.

But now I'm derailing my own topic. I'm sorry guys, please let's get back to Game Dude's Starfox review.

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"You start the game with Krystal - a fox with BOOBS, 'cause you know female foxes have boobs like Minnie Mouse."

"Throw that bitch off the boat."

Sounds to me like he isn't a fan of Krystal judging from the way he portrays her stupidity.

Anyways I like that way this guy rolls, despite him not holding an N64 controller correctly. :(

He's really just an AVGN ripoff that can't review games for shit.

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Guest Mr. Nintendo

He's really just an AVGN ripoff that can't review games for shit.

I thought that was Irategamer? :/

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He's really just an AVGN ripoff that can't review games for shit.

Just like all game reviewers. :trollface:

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Agreed 100%.

I could tell just your reactions that he was an idiot. He looks like an idiot, sounds like an idiot, talks immaturely as his only source of humor, and overall he complains about the same things other idiots and reviewers do over and over again. Why can't this loser go out and get a real job? I've seen better looking eyebrows on a Great Horned Owl dragged through a sewer pipe. Inflate his forehead and he's a splitting image of Simon Cowell. He automatically calls it crap because it's a "Zelda clone", and "Fox doesn't belong here.". Good god, I've heard that too many times before.

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Yeeeeah, this guy isn't very good. He has no sort of charisma, his speaking voice isn't well suited for this kind of thing, and he had some reeeally weird inflections. And all that's ignoring the blatant AVGN ripoff that he is.

I was mildly amused by "Throw that bitch off the boat" though.

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I'd like to throw that moron out the boat. :P

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Yeah...I'm not impressed. At all.

Unimpressed is too good of a thing to say of him.

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Just like all game reviewers. :trollface:

Simply win. XD

Tbh, Star Fox: Adventures didn't feel like a Legend of Zelda clone. I really liked how I got to play as Fox on the ground rather than in a ship for once. :D (But I like how they handled Assault. Balances the Arwing-Landmaster-Onfoot experience. ^_^

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Still, it'd be nice if Star Fox Adventures had somewhat different gameplay than what it had in the end:

Fox: *lands in Thorntail Hollow, answers Pepper's call*

Pepper: Great flying Fox! For a moment I thought you weren't gonna make it.

Fox: Very funny sir.

Pepper: Right then. Now, on to business! *lets Fox go into first-person view* Move on the ground with the Control Stick. *Fox does as Pepper describes* Press the B Button to fire the weapon you're carrying, and the A Button to jump. Hitting the X Button will throw a grenade. The Y Button is for zooming in and out. Dodge enemy attacks by pressing the R and L Buttons, depending on which way you want to move. Activate your communicator with the Start Button. Then choose who you wish to speak to, and press A to move on from there.

Fox: Got it General. Fox out. *hangs up, the gameplay begins*

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Unimpressed is too good of a thing to say of him.

No, it really isn't. He wasn't hatred inducing in any way. He was simply unimpressive. I'm baffled as to what he could have done in one video to warrant your apparent loathing of the man.

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He's just not funny period. He's like an unpleasable fanboy on crack. Other examples: ThunderCats fans, Transformers fans, Star Trek fans, too many examples. I've seen enough of them to know how they are.

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He's just not funny period.

Okay? I know plenty of unfunny people who try to be, and no one hates them for it.

He's like an unpleasable fanboy on crack.

No, he's a guy trying to make a name for himself on the Internet by making people laugh. Not doing a very good job, but nothing in that video was remotely hatred-worthy unless you're such a rabid Krystal fan you can't take anything meant to be humorous at her expense.

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Yes I can. In the opening of my new fanfic I've turned her into a disgruntled celebrity pilot wanting to kill Dylan Cuthbert so he doesn't turn her into an emo sex symbol, like Mai Shiranui if she went Gothic.

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I never said you couldn't. I said that's pretty much the only way I can see him being hatred-worthy. I'd appreciate it if you would address my post instead of just strawmanning, thanks.

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*wiping Coke off the counter* Oh, I thought you said Shamwow.

Really his criticism is mostly unbiased, even towards Krystal. She wasn't truly butchered as a character until Command.

Krystal: *watches as a piece of paper with "My potential with Nintendo" is blown away in the breeze* I miss Rare. :(

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I'm not going to turn this into a Krystal debate. As is, she barely has a character to be butchered. Anywho, you've still yet to give me a reason for your hatred of this man. I'm unimpressed, both at his lack of personality and at his blatant ripoff of AVGN, but I still see no reason for your hostility towards him.

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My hostility towards him is the same as yours, but more-so because he attacked something that was a big part of me growing up. That kind of stuff is why I take reviewers' comments so personally.

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I'm not hostile towards him at all, so I dunno where you got that idea. And ooh, he dislikes something I like so I hate him! That makes a lot of sense.

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