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If Wolf showed up at your door


Luna Cherryblossom

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Okay,I dunno if this topic has been done for Wolf ,but I'll do it anyway.If Wolf showed up at your door (I don't know how he appeared or got to our planet) what would you do?

He is my favorite character(second Fox) but I personally would pretend I'm not home,or hide.A six foot or so wolf at my door with a possible laser gun,yeah he ain't coming in my home not by me,if he knocks the door down it's a different story.What about you what would you do?

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Would calling animal-control be a good idea? :trollface:

In all honesty, I'd probably just grab a video camera and ask him for an interview over a slice of cake ^_^ [And then presumably be torn to pieces :lol:]

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In all honesty, I'd probably just grab a video camera and ask him for an interview over a slice of cake ^_^

what are you NUTZ?!?!? give him tea!!!we all know he is british!

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what are you NUTZ?!?!? give him tea!!!we all know he is british!

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That would be a potential question; what's with the accent change? XD

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Well it depends what he wanted, treat the situation accordingly. If he just wants a cup of tea, get him a cup of tea.

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I would ask him where Leon was.

good point, they're probably breaking into the house from the other side,

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Would calling animal-control be a good idea? :troll:

In all honesty, I'd probably just grab a video camera and ask him for an interview over a slice of cake ^_^ [And then presumably be torn to pieces :lol:]

If he fights the way he did in Brawl the animal control is screwed.As for an interview I could see that now with a British accent.

"Do you mind telling us your name?"

"Ah yes my name is Wolf,and I have no desire to tell you anything else,please refrain from running you'll only make it worse."

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good point, they're probably breaking into the house from the other side,

That probably sounds the closes in what he would do or Leon.

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DOUBLE POSTING ALL THE WAY!!!!!

try to avoid double posting as much as possible luna...

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Seeing as he's a physically capable badass space bandit, I'd probably die as no matter what I did would stop him.

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I'd Probably give him some Falcon Talon gaunlets for his hands and be like. "You need this a lot.. Flying in the a ship shooting people down doesn't make you more bad ass.. If you have some falcon talons and can seriously slash people. The community of starfox will love you x10 more.

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If wolf showed up in my door step i would slam the door and go back to making some sammiches. then asks if he wants one XD

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Haha, oh god.

I'd probably question my own sanity or something. But after coming to terms with it, ask for his autograph or a lock of hair. I mean, how many people in the world would have it, right? He has so many fan girls, I'd make a killing.

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good point, they're probably breaking into the house from the other side,

Actually, I was thinking of shaking his hand. Leon is friggin' awesome.

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If wolf showed up in my door step i would slam the door and go back to making some sammiches. then asks if he wants one XD

Wouldnt he get ANGRY that you slammed the door in his face?

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I'd...be long gone by now since everything I do, he'll probably interuppt me and he'll say 'Can't let you do that!!'.

Can't let you say that Mr. N

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If wolf showed up at my door, my epic fanboner would probably knock over the table and I would faint from blood loss. When I woke up, I would probably grab my camera, shoot some photos, dodge his lasers, then ask him if he wanted tea. From there, we would proceed to enjoy a cup of sharp, black tea out of fancy cups like true gentelmen.

I would have wolf's babies if I could.

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If wolf showed up at my door, my epic fanboner would probably knock over the table and I would faint from blood loss. When I woke up, I would probably grab my camera, shoot some photos, dodge his lasers, then ask him if he wanted tea. From there, we would proceed to enjoy a cup of sharp, black tea out of fancy cups like true gentelmen.

I would have wolf's babies if I could.

I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of the week now

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Wouldnt he get ANGRY that you slammed the door in his face?

Not so much "slam" is as "calmly and collectively shutting the door in the most ginger fashion possible. To hide shock."

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I would offer him the soul of my first-born as a means of defending myself. Because I know the only reason Wolf would show up is to kill me.

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