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The title says all.

Beware that the song below includes profanity. Watch at your own risk.

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[is it me, or can this thread be considered a duplicate of this one? (not in meaning, but in basic posting rule and substance.)]

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Asper Sarnoff

We've allready a music thread. Check around for duplicate threads before creating new ones.


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