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http://www.gamepro.com/article/news/224902/super-mario-3d-lands-tanooki-suit-upsets-peta/

The poor individual that started this...really needs a reality check. =V

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This makes me wonder, since PETA doesn't like people wearing fur even in vidya games, I wonder what they think of the furry fandom?

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This makes me wonder, since PETA doesn't like people wearing fur even in vidya games, I wonder what they think of the furry fandom?

I was just about to say the same thing. lol

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PETA's almost getting as bad as the equivelant we have over here. Bunch of people with too much time on their hand, and an isatible need to pester the shit out of everyone else.

Oh, and for the luls. Here's a PETA-related article I read a year ago. It turned out to be false, but the giggles it'll induce is real.

Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.

Pennsylvania - Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.

Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous," said on high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

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This makes me wonder, since PETA doesn't like people wearing fur even in vidya games, I wonder what they think of the furry fandom?

I was thinking this as well! LOL!

PETA's almost getting as bad as the equivelant we have over here. Bunch of people with too much time on their hand, and an isatible need to pester the shit out of everyone else.

Oh, and for the luls. Here's a PETA-related article I read a year ago. It turned out to be false, but the giggles it'll induce is real.

Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.

Pennsylvania - Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.

Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous," said on high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

ROFL!

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Recently ive started to have more faith in humanity... now that faith has died. Way to go PETA, humanity is just as dumb as it always is.

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Really PETA? They're going so far against that they are making a FREAKIN GAME ABOUT IT?! Also, why only the tanooki suit. Didn't they know theres a penguin suit and a koopa suit as well throughout the series? I may be an animal lover like many other people, but they should get it through their thick skulls that ITS ONLY A GAME!

And if they did their research like they SHOULD HAVE....they would know tanooki suits don't come from raccon dogs. They come from tanooki leaves.

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If nobody gave a shit about the Toonoki suit from the 1990 Super Mario Bros. 3 game, then I don't see why someone needs to take it seriously with the new game.

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PETA does more to hurt their cause than to help it.

No one gives a shit about what they say because they do stupid shit like this. My favorite thing about PETA-tards is their typical response when confronted with the fact that animals eat each other: "they wouldn't do it if they knew what they taking a life" which sounds like a euphemism for "they're too stupid to not eat each other" (lol Firefox spellcheck: eachother = chemotherapy). Call an animal stupid around PETA-tartds, and you're in for a lecture.

Seriously, this isn't even worth discussing.

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You haven't seen most of it. On an interview Ingrid Newkirk, PETA's CEO, said she wouldn't use medicine that was tested on animals, even if it was cancer or AIDS. She's diabetic and uses insulin (a med discovered by animal-testing)

That's hypocrisy and the rest is nothing

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Wow peta how far will you go down this time... its just... a...fur...suit...that...isnt...real!

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PETA. Welcome to nature. People kill animals, animals kill people, animals kill animals, people kill people. 50 years from now anything you say will only serve as a laugh to anyone who bothers to notice your existence. Quit while you still have your digni--... quit while your shame isnt so great it creates a shame-singularity.

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PETA may have had noble causes back in the day, but now they're all a bunch of fanatics. MADD also pretty much turned out the same way (except a bit less extreme) - it's sad... :/

On another note, a random furry sent me a copy of an email he just sent PETA.

Hello, my name is (random furry). I have a couple of questions regarding PETA's moral ideology. I would like to know PETA's stance on the furry fandom. Many furries attend conventions around North America and Europe and are known to wear fursuits which may or may not be made out of fur from animals. I would also like to know if PETA supports Nazi/Fascist ideology. Both Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini were vegetarians. Nazi Germany also took several measures to guarantee the protection of animals. Thank you for your time.

(random furry)

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