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I love bar jokes. Got some that you heard or have some of your own? They can be long or short, it don't matter. Please share them and have fun doing it - I'll start... Man walks into a bar. Bartender says, "what will you have?" Man says, "anything, I need to get drunk cos my wife is a cheetah." Bartender says, "my wife too, she's always a lion."

The purpose of this RP is simple, a multi -verse pocket dimension where your OCS and popular characters can mengle and do random fun stuff. The only thing is no sexual activity will take place on this thread. I'd also ask you to respect all site rules, to be civil and respect your fellow members. Be safe and please refer to the site please. Thank you and happy role playing. There is not a set number limit to role players. It is a drop in drop out RP. As to the location of where this all takes place can vary depending on player preference: an arena, a city, desert plain, etc. ... You are surrounded by grey earth and black sky. It's up to you to color it and give it life. Suddenly someone approaches! Its... SCP-049? Info: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049 SCP-049: what is this place? How did I get here? Hmmm...guess I'll just wait until someone arrives. *the ancient plague doctor sits on the gray ground with his arms around his legs and his knees pointed up toward the nose of his white plague mask.* (RP has started, use an official character from any fandom or an oc you have created.) (...if no one posts soon, I will close this RP)

The purpose of this RP is simple, a multi -verse pocket dimension where your OCS and popular characters can mengle and do random fun stuff. The only thing is no sexual activity will take place on this thread. I'd also ask you to respect all site rules, to be civil and respect your fellow members. Be safe and please refer to the site please. Thank you and happy role playing. There is not a set number limit to role players. It is a drop in drop out RP. As to the location of where this all takes place can vary depending on player preference: an arena, a city, desert plain, etc.

Give a brief poem that rhymes and that is no more than four lines. Write about anything, thoughts, feels, current events but try to make it funny. Example: Roses are red, Panzies are pink, I drank too much last night, And puked in your sink.

In life I wanted many things. A fast muscle car, big house, a stupid dog, an evil cat, a beautiful woman who loves me and makes me enchiladas. Now I may not have all that stuff and sometimes I lose sight on how good I have it. But if one thing has taught me anything, its that good things come to he who waits. Long story short, I was an annoying, impatient little @#%$. I was losing my mind waiting to grow up, thinking there was this magical feeling you had and your childhood dies for you so you can move on with the next chapter of your life. Like some sort of right-of-passage thing, ya know? And glory be...it never happened. The instant I turn 18 was an easily forgettable moment. To this day I can't differentiate what end and what began. I was told lies people!!! LIIIIIIIEESS!!!!! I got my first car, first job, first job termination and to be honest I still feel like a little kid. I'm an adult now, where is the change?! I guess things got easier when I came of legal age, age to drink that is (mmmm, vanilla rum and coke). Almost 10 years later, nothing. Again what am I supposed to feel? I was always stressed so money problems were nothing new. But never drove me to drink, never. The only thing that has driven me is body pain when the meds aren't working (don't do that). Things still seemed pretty much the same. Then I realized something: Is it really important? Is this right-of-passage what i really need to get my life going? My life is going right! Weird how that came to me. I realized people, other people other than me have the same problem and that its not an isolated incident, this is human nature. That made me feel more normal If that wasn't enough, I got my cat (but he dumb) and my dog (but hes super smart) and my gf...Well, she's my wife and she does make me enchiladas. Still waiting on that car, but its not important. What is? ... Sorry, I uh, I don't have a moral for you. Just be true to you, I guess

We've all participated in one of these at least once, even if it was subconsciously. So, why not start one here? State your farfetched fake accomplishments here. Whoever posts must try to one-up the poster above by saying "Oh, yeah, well I (Insert fake accomplishment)" Let the fight begin! I will start. Frank Sinatra once came over to my house for voice warm-ups.

Hello. Snes1993 here offering a topic on our love and time we wasted on our machines, particularly those "ancient" platforms such as Super Nintendo and Nintendo 64. Post your fondest memories, experiences, mishaps, frustrations and favorite games for other systems like Playstation and Sega. Maybe your take on gaming today as well. Remember, post and obey the mods. OBEY!!!

League of Legends I'm sure everyone has heard of this game. It's DOTA newly revived and improved. The game has an extremely massive F2P community and the Competitive Gaming is a standard in the Industry! This thread is for all discussions on the game. This can include things like: ~PROGRESS LOG*~ ~Character Builds~ ~Strategies~ ~3v3/5v5 Teams~ ~Updates/Character Balancing~ ~Brag Your Profile (Stats ect.)~ ~Finding Friends to Play With~ And More! *See Next Post to understand --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have personally never played the game, You can check it out and register through this link! ( Please use this link, It gives me referral rewards ) http://signup.league...5c6b2d601374641 This is my first thread, So I hope it goes well and I meet lots of people who play the game!