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Stuck on a ship with Slippy! "Well Krystal? We've gotta leave in a jiffy. But sadly, we've gotta leave behind Slippy" said Fox. "Slippy? He's so dippy! Why must you leave in such a jiffy?" asked Krystal. "We're leavin' you with the frog! It's hilarious and we're all for it!" said Peppy. "Why? Why? Why is this? Surely you realize we don't at all mix" said Krystal. "It was my idea," said Falco with a chuckle. "Just laugh it off, it won't strain a knuckle" "I'm an icon of skill, great beauty, and brains, Slippy's slimey and wimpy, and a bringer of pains!" shouted Krystal. Slippy looked like his feelings were hurt, but Krystal just scoffed, as if he were dirt. "It won't be so bad, you'll see. We're off to get some space groceries, just Falco and me" said Fox. "Peppy, won't you stay? Please, please Peppy I implore you, I'll PAY!" said Krystal. "I'm goin' too, so don't hold your breath. I'm sick of being responsible for Slippy's certain death" said Peppy. Krystal and Slippy were alone. "Okay, Slippy, well this will have to do. Want to play Checkers or jump on the trampoline of goo?" asked Krystal. "I'm gonna go repair Fox's arwing!" said Slippy. "No, Slippy wait, I'm sorry I said all those things. When it comes to frogs of talent, um, you're among KINGS!" said Krystal. "You really think so?" asked Slippy. "Yes, yes, yes I do. A toad who builds spaceships? Most can't build a shoe!" said Krystal. "Oh, alright, I'll play Checkers" said Slippy. Krystal won. "Well, well, Slippy that sure was fun, but don't go just yet, I want something done" said Krystal. "What's thaT?" asked Slippy. "I want you to come over now and kiss my feet, you're bloody well cute and I've just noticed it" said Krystal. So Slippy did so, much to Krystal's amusement. "You won, oh queen of checkers" said Slippy. "Yes, yes, yes, please no applause" said Krystal. Later... Slippy was reduced to a puddle of slime, but Krystal caught him in a bucket, then looked at the slime confused. She poked it with a stirring apparatus then backed away. "Don't worry, it was something I ate, and also I regenerate!" said Slippy, in an assuring tone. Later...after he regenerated... "You shot me!" said Slippy as he was playing Call of Duty. "Oh really? I think I'll shoot you again, right in your frog booty!" said Krystal. Later... "TABLE TENNIS IS SCARY!" said Slippy. "I know, I know" replied Krystal, laughing. Later, on a water bed... "That was strange," said Slippy. "I know, I know" said Krystal, taking a puff from a cigarette. "Table tennis is a peculiar thing," Slippy's eyes widened. Later... "Look, Slippy you're wonderful but this isn't going to work. I'm sorry if I've been a bit of a jerk. You're a frog I'm a fox and its my natural response, but now that we've been together, we've had some jolly good romps" said Krystal. "Thanks Krystal" said Slippy, wiping away a tear. Krystal and Slippy held each others hands, and they looked like they were about to kiss, my that was a scene Fox would want to miss. The others came back. "Krystal, don't steal our soldier, he won't turn into a prince, he'll just whimper and wince" said Peppy. "It's a prank, trust me" said Fox. "It's nothing really, nothing at all. Just helping him feel better, for being green, slimey, and small" replied Krystal, turning red. "Stealin' our soldier. What should we do Fox?" asked Peppy. "It's a joke, TRUST ME, I know both of them all too well!" said Fox. "It ain't no joke, I think we should have em both court martialed!" said Peppy. "UGH! This is why I hate fanfiction! Of all possible pairings, UGH!" said Krystal storming off in a huff. "Told ya. Court martialing time!" said Peppy. The End