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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but revenge is stronger than ever

I wish I had a pleasant, raspy voice along with a thick Transylvanian accent

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Granted but you scare your parents away (That actually doesn't sound so bad).

I wish I didn't stay up so late last night.

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Granted but you fall to sleep at 3pm from now on.

I wish I hadn't gotten my toenail ripped off today.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted but you scare your parents away (That actually doesn't sound so bad).

I wish I didn't stay up so late last night.

(I'll say, thanks!)

Granted but you fall to sleep at 3pm from now on.

I wish I hadn't gotten my toenail ripped off today.

(Ouch, sorry to hear that evilwaffles)

(Man that must hurt!) Granted but your fingernail is ripped off instead.

I wish that I were more athletic.

Granted, but you abuse steroids as well...

I wish I was really great at all Martial Arts

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Granted but you killed Chuck Norris.

I wish I had better speakers for my computer.

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Granted, but they don't come with volume control.

I wish I didn't have 6 exams to plough through this month.

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Granted but it's always very greasy.

I wish there was a new Earthworm Jim game out.

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Granted ,but you can't beat the first level.

I wish  I could really be Krystal or another blue Fox anthro.

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Granted but you're tricked into kissing Panther.

I wish Panther had been killed off instead of Pigma.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but he's nearly 20, and married

I wish that this crappy economy would improve

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Granted but you're tricked into kissing Panther.

I wish Panther had been killed off instead of Pigma.

Considering I'd be a telepath it wouldn't be  that bad

granted ,but it gives you the red rings of death 2 days later.

I wish panther was homosexual so he woudlnt' fool with women.

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Considering I'd be a telepath it wouldn't be  that bad

granted ,but it gives you the red rings of death 2 days later.

I wish panther was homosexual so he woudlnt' fool with women.

Granted but he goes after Fox. :bday:

I wish I knew how to fix my sound driver.

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Granted, but you have to drive it like a car. :bday:

I wish the 4Kids version of TMNT was canceled already.

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Granted, but the 5 year olds riot.

I wish the Wii could support multiple internet windows.

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Granted, but the 5 year olds riot.

I wish the Wii could support multiple internet windows.

granted ,but you can't see or swicth to any other windows.

I wish I had someone to roleplay with...

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Granted, but it's not me because I'm Wii-browsing.

I wish Kursed would appear on MSN more.

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Granted ,but I get on then  off  a second later because my computer sucks.

I wish my computer wasn't a peice of junk.

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Granted, but it has no internet connection.

I wish my dad would stop blaming me when his 12 year old computer screws up.

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Granted but you smash the computer onto his head.

I wish my brother would quit blaming minorities for his problems.

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Granted, but now he blames innocent old men. xD

I wish that more people would do MSN and Wi-Fi with me! (I'm lonely and bored, lolol!!) :oops:

Granted but you get annoyed on MSN and owned on Wi-Fi.  :bday:

I wish I didn't get stage fright.

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Granted but you offend the audience.

I wish I worked on a highly successful comedy show.

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Granted ,but theres very few people who do.

I wish people would pay a little more attention to me...

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Guest Julius Quasar

Granted, but then they won't leave you alone.

I wish I had that Post Office Job already, and I don't quit/get fired from it

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Granted but it requires you to drink lots of coffee.

I wish there was a Ninja Turtles anime TV series.

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