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Granted, but your quickly under arrest for having illegal weaopoes

I wish Steve would stop calling me kiddo!

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Granted, but he calls you idiot now

I wish for a WWII Willy's Jeep

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Granted, but since its old it falls apart and unrepairable

I wish to become  :krystal:

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Granted, but you disappear when you turn sideways

I wish to have a helicopter pilot license. 

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granted, but once u start flying your likr what am i doing?

i wish to become the worlds greatest mercenary!

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Granted, but you get sniped on your first mission

I wish for an M1A SOCOM

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Granted, but you get beat to a pulp in under three seconds

I wish that I didn't just read that Matt wished to be in prison

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Granted, but you get assasinated right after everyone bows towards you.

I wish I mastered the art of making and manipulating fire.

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Granted, but you get a rival and he gets mad and goes all rambo on you (dead)

i wish x gamer would love me! jk

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granted, but then he gets bored of you

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I wish I could make love to  :krystal: (a full 60 minutes or more)

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Granted but Fox now sent an assassin to kill you because of jealousy. (no offense here)

I wish for my own Zoid

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Granted, but it has coffee, water, and other liquids staining it.

I wish I didn't have to go to school, and still get the proper info. I needed for life.

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Granted but you turn into an idiot.

I wish Fredryk would hurry up and release Star Fox-The Animated Series.

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Granted, but the animation changed from Flash to stop-motion :D (I can't wait either :D)

I wish that I had Battlefield: Bad Company 2 RIIIIIGHT NOW!

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Granted but it makes your TV blow up.

I wish my dog was quieter.

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Granted, but the reason he's quieter is cause' he isn't breathing (I'm sorry, that's dark)

I wish for a bag of "Nuts for Nuts" (If you live in/near a large urban area, you will know what that is."

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Granted but it's full of bees.

I wish they'd hurry up and make a new Transformers cartoon.

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Granted, but it will suck just as bad as the Micheal Bay movies.  (And it will never reach the awesomeness that Transformers: Armada did)

I wish for a new Sly Cooper game, instead of inFAMOUS 2.

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Granted but it's a reboot of the story.

I wish movie critics would just shut it, nobody listens to them anyway. :P

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Granted, but then they start being console fanboys

I wish for a fully-functioning WWII half-track.

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Granted but the ammo is sold separately.

I wish they did an animated version of the original Power Rangers.

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