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Granted, but the game he's in is a failure.

I wish I could fly.

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Granted, but you lose your ability to walk.

I wish I had blue eyes!

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Granted but now no one pays attention to you

I wish I was handsome

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Granted, but alot of people get jelousy of u and kill u

i wish no one would twist my wish

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Granted, but it would create a time paradox.

I wish for my very own HIND-D!

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Granted, but u don't know to drive one and it can't do barrel rolls  :(

I wish for prems site to fall!

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Granted, but u don't know to drive one and it can't do barrel rolls  :(

WHO SAYS A CHOPPER CAN'T DO A BARREL ROLL!? *slams into the side of a mountain and large explosion results*

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Granted but it rises from the ashes bigger than before!

I wish the guy down the street would dissapear......

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Granted, But i take his place muhahahahaha!!!!

i wish for steve to stop going after me for copy n pasting (jk)

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Granted, but he steals your HYPER-LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I didn't have to do a research paper (Ugh...)

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Granted, but your other homework accumulates and the deadline is tomorrow. I wish I wasn't so paranoid and afraid.

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Granted, but now you take any situation without thinking about it

I wish for that beautiful baked chicken to come out of the oven SO I CAN EAT IT!! :D

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Granted... but it eats YOU! D: - I wish I lived in Canada with my boyfriend now.

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Granted, but you get mauled by a moose on steroids with an M-16 (That's harsh, sorry :D)

I wish I would've done better while playing online with Vydrach in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 today :lol:

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Granted, but you get so good no one plays with you ever again.

I wish the ghost in my closet would quit singing jingle bells.......

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Granted, but now is sings The Russain National Anthem (WTF?)

I wish to make with a hot furry babe (gawd, I'm such a nerd! :lol:)

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Granted but it turns out that "babe" is a guy in a fursuit! Ha ha ha! Man I couldn't help it!

I wish for that ass who stole my bike to get hit by a monster truck!!!

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Guest Julius Quasar

(Oh, your bike got stolen!?  That sucks!  I'm so sorry to hear that!)

Granted, but he was riding your bike when it happened.

I wish I had a Beretta .32 caliber Tomcat handgun

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(Oh, your bike got stolen!?  That sucks!  I'm so sorry to hear that!)

Granted, but he was riding your bike when it happened.

I wish I had a Baretta .32 caliber Tomcat handgun

Granted, but it's backward and you'll end up shooting yourself in the face when you're aiming :P

I wish I could draw art better :(

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It's not like I ever used it but Iva had that bike since I got here to the US.

Granted but then someone kills you. Art is more valuable when the artist is dead.

I wish my Supra would be out of the repair shop tomorrow. (or today.....whichever)

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Granted, but the shop gets burned down by an angry mob  :shock:

I wish for school to end (1 month away)

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Granted, but you get struck by lightning while leaving the building

I wish for someone to help me understand why certain math is important to life. 

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granted, but its not what you expect and you get laugh at

I wish i was important to someone!

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Granted except it was important you got killed immediately!

I wish for my writer's block to go away.

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Granted but  :fox:  :falco:  :peppy::slippy:  :panther:  :bill: spamm the living crap out of u

i wish for google to care about its users!

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