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Granted, bit Bing gets pissed off and kills off google!

I wish for the mexican in my window to go away......

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Granted, but a tiny Indian with magic powers moves into your closet... or something. I wish my brother would stop hogging the Wii so I can play more Monster Hunter Tri!

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Granted but now your Wii cannot read disks

I wish work would give me a few more hours than i have been getting

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Granted but your pay goes waaay down. I wish mexicans would take over the US!

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Granted, but they are repelled immediately by the British, French, and U.S. Armed Forces

I wish for a 1957 Ford Thunderbird

(if someone could tell me how to resize the picture it would be appreciated! :D

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Granted but it explodes when you enter.

I wish for a bottle of Coca-Cola!! (Which I will now go get.)

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Granted, but as you try to drink it, one of your two cats bumps your arm, and you end up with a coke bottle embedded in your skull.  Have a nice day :D:lol:

I wish that I could quickly unlock the M-14 in Bad Company 2

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Granted, but as you try to drink it, one of your two cats bumps your arm, and you end up with a coke bottle embedded in your skull.  Have a nice day :D:lol:

Damn that's harsh. :wink:

anyway, granted, but your ps3 dies again and you must instead buy an X-BOX!!!!!!!!! (I'm so evil!)

I wish for an N64.

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*PUKES!* :lol:

Granted, but it doesn't play any copy of Starfox64! HAHA! Oh wait, that's even worse than the last one  O_o

I wish for an HP Touchsmart computer

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Granted, but its horrbile and you hate it and throw at me (thats terrbile)

i wish for not to wish!

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Granted, but you end the concept of happiness

I wish for a factory sealed copy of Starfox (SNES)

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Granted, but i come over and steel it!

i wish  :krystal:  :slippy:  :peppy:  :falco:  :fox:  :bill:  :katt: would use swear words  :facepalm:

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Granted, but now they do a whole lotta' Rated M stuff too  :shock:

I wish for my eye to stop burning.  Wait, I have the solution :cool:

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but i like alot of rated M stuff though  :D

Granted, but your solution doesn't work and you scratch your eye balls out

i wish for my stuff cold nose to go away!

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Granted, but your nose falls off

I wish for a graphic tablet

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Granted but you have no room or time for it :'(

i wish i could stop replaying to this topic!

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Granted, but you must pull your arms off to prevent you from typing

I wish for more hot water in the shower *buuurr!* :P

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Granted but its to hot and burns your skin

i wish for crazy to read my signatures! or quotes from my game!

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Granted but then people steal your sig. I wish I had New M3 GTR.

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idk what that is

granted, but something bad happend

i wish for everyone to love me!!

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Granted, but now everyone won't leave you alone, and they watch you while you sleep

I wish for krystal to enjoy er sandwich XD

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Granted, she can now enjoy it, but she has no sandwich! :D

I wish for more time in the day

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Granted, but the long days are only on school or work days.

I wish Krystal would pierce her belly button (or at least wear a clip on belly button ring)

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Granted, but a hook gets caught in her ring and rips her skin off (OMG VIOLENCE! :D)

I wish for an actual time-traveling DeLorean!

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Granted, but you go into the past, and accidentally run over your parents when they were younger, altering a past event, and end your own existence.

I wish I could go on a nice 5 star relaxing vacation for free.

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