Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 26, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 26, 2006 "What the hell is that racket?" *SCANNING AREA* "Phoenix, I detect other carbon based lifeforms in the area, be careful." Thanks, R5. I'll keep a lookout. And what did I tell you about using the word carbon? This isn't Elysium..." "Sorry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranzick Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 *enters the store and sees whats going on* might as well join *rides in a shopping cart* wheeeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 *peeks her head out of the bargain bin* It's quiet......too quiet....>.> *jumps out of the bargain bin* Heeheehaha! *Clown stands right behind me* He's right behind me isn't he? Fudge! *runs again* SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! TELL ME WHAT IS THE WEAKNESS OF A CLOWN!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Gene walks into the store, seeing Sol being chased by the clown and is almost ran over by a shopping cart. >.>;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fox235 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 *kills a cashier* OOGABYAGAA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 27, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 27, 2006 "A good shot from a blaster should incapicitate that clown.. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 "Clowns hate Tangellos." =p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fox235 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 DESTROYUSALLDESTROYUSALLDESTROYUSALL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 *while overhearing Gene and KITT* Blasters? Walmart doesn't let their employees carry weapons. But, Tangellos huh? I gotta get to the produce aisle! *runs quickly towards produce* *clown swings stop sign at me* AHHHHHH!!!! Gotta run faster! Faster.....Faster.....Faster.....Sonic X! (just a lil 4kids humor folks) *clown swings stop sign at me again* AAAAAAAAAH! Okay here I am.....*is looking*Tangellos, Tangellos, TANGELLOS! Where the hell are they? Hey, Marv? MARV! Marv: What? Do you know where we keep the tangellos? Marv: The what? TANGELLOS! Marv: What the heck are those things? It's like a Tangerine and something else......I dunno I forgot. Marv: If I ain't heard of it, we ain't got it..... Walmart's supposed to have everything.....>.> Aha! I got it! I can make a run for it to the hunting section.*runs* *Arrives att hunting section* Okay, knives...knives.....Aha! *rips one out of the package* Okay Clown, you better stay right there......away from me. *Clown walks forward* I'm warning you! *Still moving* That's it......*throws knife at the clown's head* Hahahaha!! That tickles! ............Ooooookay, let's try this again, *grabs another knife from the shelf and throws it* Heeheehee! Stop! I'm ticklish..... Well, third times a charm....*Grabs another knife and throws it square in the eyes* ................*stops moving* Is he really dead? No! HAHAHAHAH!!! *charges after me* Dammit! SOMEONE!!!! ANYONE! PLEASE GIVE ME A BLASTER!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!* Runs again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 27, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 27, 2006 *throws Saporro a blaster* Good Luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 YES! YES! YES! *catches blaster* *Aims at Clown's head and fires* Ewwwww.....it exploded. >.>; *plaga parasite comes out of the clown's head* *Shoots the plaga and clown falls down dead* YEEHAW!!!! *does victory pose* Manager: Ah, Sol excellent work. We always get these clown problems every now and then. Consider yourself promoted to cashier! Oh, it was nothing.....thanks Mr. Manager. Manager: No problem just keep up the good work.. *walks off* *runs up to KITT* Hey thanks for blaster. Here's a free 200 dollar gift card to Walmart good for anything! *walks off to her cash register* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 *Clowns head reforms, and begins to sneek up behind Sol* Lilacs:Uh...Sol I for got to tell you he is a zombie clown. Sol:>.> Lilacs: -_- *Clown tries to grab Sol.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Oh fudge.....*smacks zombie clown with the cash register* I'll need a body guard. Yup..... *calls Chris Redfield* __________________ 15 Minutes later Chris: Are you sure that there were zombies here ma'am? Yes. Look at that one.....*points to the unconscious clown* Take care of him this instant. Chris: Okay......*Picks up clown by his head* Ahem, I'm still getting paid for this right? Of course now hurry and take care of him before the manager sees it again. Chris: Yeah, okay. *walks off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 A few hours later Lilacs: And thats why there call pies. Sol:Oh okay *loud scream. Clown comes around the corner holding the body guards head* *words over clowns head* PLAYER THREE -ELIMINATED- Sol: Lilacs you have any tangellos? Lilacs: I always have some......don't ask why. *hands sol tangellos, as the clown starts to approach* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 28, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 28, 2006 "No Problem" "What you need now is a good old flamethrower or some 'nades. 'nades will take care of a zombie fast." *Pulls out a grenade, pulls pin,primes fuse for 4 seconds, throws at zombie clown* "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fox235 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 *throws a bottle of dry ice and warm water* FIRE IN THE HOLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Inari Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Gene opens up a bottle of Diet Coke and put some Mentoes (sp) in it and screws on the cap quickly and throws it at the clown. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 * Clown deflects everything back at the ones who through them.* *Then there is a small beeping sound, clown pulls his sleve up and looks at his watch.* *Clown walks off* Gene Inari:What? Lilacs: 9:02 looks like its the Clowns coffee brake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 28, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 28, 2006 (My Grenade was primed for 4 seconds, out of a standard 5 second fuse. I don't think the clown would have had time to deflect it.) Coffee Break? ... What Is Coffee? *Employee walks by with a can of oil* " Don't even think of coming close to me with that oil, sir." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 *Clown brakes through the roof* *words over Clowns head* YOU DON'T CORRECT THE CLOWN!!!!!!1111!!!!! *Clown grabs KITT and turns him inside out* *The Clown then jumps back through the roof to finish his coffee brake.* Lilacs: Man, we have completely destroyed this Walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Manager: OMFG! My roof! Sol! Yes Mr. Manager....? Here *hands her the broom* See if you can give a little fixer-upper Huh? *looks at broom* Brooms aren't used to patch up holes sir. Look missy I gave you a new job and a promotion all in under a day. Can't you be grateful and do me this favor? *sighs* Yes.....sir....*runs off to get a ladder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 28, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 28, 2006 "Hey!" *Transforms into Robot Mode.* "It's on now, Mr.Clown!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 *comes back with ladder and a bucket full of liquid plaster* Okay now to get to work. >.> *sees the same clown and a robot about to duel* Oh my God....Something like this should be..... RECORDED ON PAY PER VIEW! *runs to the cashier's lot and grabs a microphone* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS! WITNESS THE EVENT OF A LIFETIME! A CLOWN AND A ROBOT PUTTIN' UP THEIR DUKES LIVE IN THE WALMART ENTRANCE! PAY ONLY 5.....no....10.....wait.....TWENTY DOLLARS! HURRY HURRY HURRY! *puts microphone down* Hey, Marv! Marv: What is it now? Get a video cam! Marv: For what? Just get it and you'll get a nice cut of the profit. Marv: Whatever.....*walks to the electronics department* Then a wave of regular Walmart customers ambushes the front. OKAY OKAY! I'M GONNA HAFTA SEE SOME MONEY IN ORDER FOR THIS TO START! LET'S SEE THE MONEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 28, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 28, 2006 *transmits a special signal that disables the power to the building* *ACTIVATING NIGHT VISION* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 *The Clown sets his cup of java down on the table, pulls up his sleve and looks at his watch. Watch: 10:59 *The robot gets ready to swat the Clown* KITT:bye-bye *The robot throws its arm at the clowns position* *just before the impact* clowns watch: 11:00 *The clown jumps into the air, evading the robots arm and pulls put his stop sign and smacks the robot in the face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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