Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 28, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 28, 2006 "You think a stop sign is going to hurt me?" *transforms back into Trans-AM, drives away* "Let's see how fast you are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 * The Clown hops on top of the stop sign, and like a hover board it lifts the clown up into the air. With a burst of light the clown was off.* *When the Clown finely reached the robot he hoped off the stop sign and onto the back of the robot. The Clown jammed the stop sign into the robot and then jumped off.* Lilacs: man I have never seen the Clown this pissed before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 The whole crowd standing in a Walmart full of darkness. What the.....? Random Guy:Hey, we didn't see jack! I want my money back lady! Huh? No refunds! *runs* Manager: Sol! SOL! Where in the devil is she? What is the meaning of this? Get the power back on this instant! SOL! Dangit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 29, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 29, 2006 *returns to the walmart* *ACTIVE SCANNERS DETECT NO HOSTILES.* Reactivate the power, KITT. Right Away. *The Lights Come Back on* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Aha! Now, the lights are back on. Now, all I have to do is let these two duke it out. *is standing from the top of an aisle* Manager: Okay, whew.....for a minute there I thought we were in a serious issue. I can breathe a little easier. *Looks at the robot and the clown fighting* Hey, you two....Stop right there or I'm calling the police. Take that outside this instant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 *The Clown comes through the sliding doors, holding a pair of traffic light num-chuks* *words over clown* MUST DEFEAT PLAYER FOUR *Clown jumps into the air and smacks the heck out of KITT with the traffic light num-ckuks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 29, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 29, 2006 "Dang, That clown doesn't give up. Does he actually think he can harm me?" Ignore Him, KITT. You've seen worse enemies. "Does it actually expect me to fight?" You could change forms again and fly away... "No Use. He damaged my inverter board." Dammit! Can you repair it? "Not enough to the point to transform into Interceptor mode. I doubt the Hyperdrive works. Thank God for my Molecular Bonded Shell." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Manager: That's it! *takes out his cell phone and calls police* Hello, yes, I would like to report.... GUYS! MAKE A RUN FOR IT! He's calling the cops! *climbs down from the aisle* *A swat team comes out of nowhere* Wherever we are from Police! Everyone clear the vicinity! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!! *The crowd of customers leaves the walmart leaving the clown,the SWAT team, KITT, the robot and the manager inside* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 *The Clown throws his traffic light num-chuks at one of the police car and it blows up. the clown then grabs his stop sign and jumps through the roof* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 29, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 29, 2006 Thank God for that diversion. LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!! "Right Away." *Drives off at 250 MPH* *3 hours later* * INTERCEPTOR SYSTEM ONLINE>>>TRANSFORMING>>>COMPLETE* KITT, RTB. *Returns to the starship Mobius* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Well....that's interesting. Uh...Manager? Manager:...... (x_x) Manager? Manager: ....... *still not moving* OMG! He's dead. Hmmmm....I guess I'll be standing manager for now. Marv: Hey! I wanted to be manager. Shaddap! I'll give you a raise. Marv: Okay whatever. Okay everyone back to work! Let's move the manager and all these dead police bodies into the compost. Let's go! Service with a smile! Move it move it MOVE IT! Marv: Hey Sol.... Ahem, Manager will be fine Marv: Okay Manager how did the old manager die? It was some freak traffic light nunchuck accident. Marv: Dangit.....that's like the 6th one this week. Huh? Sixth one....? Whatever, BACK TO WORK PEOPLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted August 29, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted August 29, 2006 >>STATUS:RECHARGING>> >>ALPHA CIRCUIT MALFUNCTIONING>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 *clown walks in to the walmart* person: Hi welcome to walmart! *clown begins to fome at the mouth* Lilacs: here we go again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 *looks at the greeter* Boy do I feel sorry for that old sap. Wait a minute....*runs to the restaruant* One cup of premium blend coffee please. Cashier: Yes, ma'am! *hands me the cofee* Thanks.....*runs back to the clown* Here, isn't it time for a coffee break Mr. Clown? Clown: Why yes, I do believe I can always have a coffee break now and then. Then here you are! Have a free cup of hot java on the house. Clown: Why thank you..... Greeter: Thank you so much Manager......You saved my life. No problem. I wonder, how long he'll last though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Clown: THIS ISN"T JAVA, IT"T RASBERRY!!!11111!!!! Sol:>.> Lilacs I just going to leave and go to the target across the street. *clown grabs stop sign and starts to torment things.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol-Ratcht Saporro Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 >.> *Thinking* That idgit! Uh, Mr. Clown.....Could you....? Clown:NO!111!!!11! *swings stop sign and knocks the greeter's head off* OMG! Uh.....uh......Please....PLEASE! Take this *shows him the giftcard* and buy what ever you want.....it's worth 100 dollars. Just take it and buy your own coffee maker and coffee and creamer and sugar. Just please stop this tormenting.....If anything, go to that Target across the street and mess them up. They're clown haters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Clown: Clown haters!!!!111!!! *clown lifts off and goes through the roof* *Big explosion outside, lilacs comes crashing through the roof and lands on the ground next to Sol. Lilacs abliterates into a pile of purple pixels.* Sol:A job well done *Respowns* *beaten up voice* Lilacs: I tinks I'll shop here for a while *falls over* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted September 8, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted September 8, 2006 I think I killed it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaith Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 *Walks into the walmart* >_> Hmmm... >3 *Holds up a large sum of money which he recived from doing a recent job* SHOPPING SPREE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted September 8, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted September 8, 2006 *A Walmart Employee walks up to you* "Is there anything I can help you find?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaith Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Mmm no thanks, just looking around *Begins to wander around the walmart* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted September 10, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted September 10, 2006 "ok". *walks back to his post* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 *secretly booby-trapped the employee's post* Might I ask what the cheese grater's for? Well, y'see- Employee: *springs trap* OH GOD MY PUBES!!! ...Need I say more? ...I don't even want to know what happens when that crankshaft-*screams of agony* Too late. >_< *whistles innocently* *steals some Reeses from the checkout lane, and continues whistling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilacs Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 "ok". *walks back to his post* *steps on Lilacs's tail* Lilacs:AHAHAHAHAH4H4|-|4HAHAHA!1111!!!11!1 *stings KITT with tail fins (like a jellyfish sting)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner/Technical Admin Sideways Posted September 11, 2006 Owner/Technical Admin Share Posted September 11, 2006 "What the heck?" "Someone call Animal Control!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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