Guest Para Astaroth Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Asking if you were part of his fan club was a reference to the spy videos. Obviously you haven't seen the original trailer for the spy, which was the joke I was trying to make. No. That would be your mom. And also, sandvich edible device for the win.LOL sandvich FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 LOL sandvich FTW"Whot makes mee a gud demomahn? If wer a bahd Demomahn, I wudn't bee sittin' here discussin' it widd ya, now wudd aye??" ~Demoman from intro of 'Meet the Demonman' Machinima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox-Shot Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 "Whot makes mee a gud demomahn? If wer a bahd Demomahn, I wudn't bee sittin' here discussin' it widd ya, now wudd aye??" ~Demoman from intro of 'Meet the Demonman' Machinima"..." ~ Spectator-Meet the Spectator TF2 video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 "Grass shines, birds hurt people, sun grows, and brutha...I fly." -Some TF2 vid, I don't remember who said itI remember that one. It was "Meet the Scout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I thought he said "I hurt people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstar Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 "PISTACHIOS... ARE... ADDICTING!!!!" Me, at my friends house. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LoftyBird Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 *karate student flies out window* "STUPID!... STUPID!!!""Guns dont kill people, I do" ~UHF Wierd al Yankovic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 "Hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt! Wait a minute..."-Moe the Bartender, The Simpsons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 MY BUTT WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BUTT!" Cyclonus Transformers armada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killacroc Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 "All I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of...Paul R. Nelson."Here's the source of that quote. Enjoy.*warning* material not suitable for the easily offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstar Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Sharp: Hey, Thunderstar remind me again why did let the kid in our team again?Thunderstar: How many times did you asked that question?Carl: 'Bout 275 times. Now, 276 times.Thundestar: *_*-Thunderstar, Cornerian Bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 *Stewie tries to dial home on the motel phone*"1-1-1-1-1-1-1! Lois? Damn!" *hangs up, redials* "1-1-1-1-1-1-2! Lois? Damn!" *hangs up, redials* "1-1-1-1-1-1-3! Lois? Damn!" *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 heres a funny TF2 one look up on youtube star heavy and then look up new starfow Wii they are hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 heres a funny TF2 one look up on youtube star heavy and then look up new starfow Wii they are hilariousLOL I've already seen Star Heavy and it was so ridiculous when the heavy and medic were on what looked like a man-powered helicopter. I had to laugh at that part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Well then you should look up "new starfox wii" and its the one with the guys going 'why is crackbone jumping off the train?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chiro-Chan Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 "I am ze Übermensch!"The Medic has some of the best quotes ever. xD In fact, 'Übermensch' turned into a small running gag between some of my friends and I, after I mentioned that the Medic looks a LOT like Clark Kent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 My favorite is still "My, it seems i have spontaniously combusted!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 When the tombstones creak and the tombstones quake,Spooks come out for a swinging wake!They begin to vocalize, start to shriek and harmonize,Grim grinning ghosts, come out to socialize!-This year is the Haunted Mansion's 40th Birthday at Disneyland, USA (Anaheim, CA.). Happy 40th Birthday, Disney's Haunted Mansion of Anaheim, CA.!And 238th Happy Birthday, Gracie Manor....it was Originally Built/Finished October 31st, 1671 by Ub Van Iwerks (a Dutch Burgermeister), then won in a riverboat poker game by Colonel Ron Stevens (snevets nor), who then finished remodeling the mansion 200 years later, Oct. 31st, 1871! It was then purchased by the Gracie Family as a Winter Vacation House in 1914. (The Disneyworld Haunted "European Manor" Mansion you see in Florida is the one built by Ub, the "Antebellum Mansion" one you see in Cali is the one remodeled by Col. Stevens). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Time to sing a song: Old godzilla was hoppin aroundTokyo city like a big playgroundSuddenly batman burst from the shadeAnd hit godzilla with a bat grenadeGodzilla got pissed and began to attack But didnt expect to be blocked by ShaqThen Shaq was about to open up a cano of Shaq-fuWhen Aaron Carter came out of the blueAnd he started beating up shaquille O'neillBut they both got hit by the batmobileBut before it could make it back to da batcaveAbraham lincoln popped out of his graveAnd took an ak-47 from under his hatAnd blew batman away with a rat ta tatBut he ran out of bullents and ran away'Cause optimus prime came and saved the dayOh this is the ultimate showdownof ultimate destinyGood guys, bad guys and explosionsas far as the eye can seeAnd only one will be a survivori wonder who that will beThis is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 "Don't talk to me! I'm putting away this pen." -Richerd Hammon off top gear, talking about mens inability to multi task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 YOUR REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF! -Sgt Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asper Sarnoff Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 "Don't talk to me! I'm putting away this pen." -Richerd Hammon off top gear, talking about mens inability to multi task.Man, how I love that show."In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was. "Jeremy Clarkson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 A special thanks to DZComposer for this one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 "Wait'll they get a load of me." ~Jack Nicholson in Batman (1989). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Ya know what I heard? I heard yo mama so fat she played pool with the planets-Major Payne Major Payne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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