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Ya know what I heard? I heard yo mama so fat she played pool with the planets

-Major Payne Major Payne

OH! The Yo Mamma jokes....

Don't start it!

"IT'S OVER NINE-THOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUSAAAAAANDDDD!!!!"

-?

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OH! The Yo Mamma jokes....

Don't start it!

"IT'S OVER NINE-THOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUSAAAAAANDDDD!!!!"

-?

LoL
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Guest Julius Quasar

*teary eyes* I LOVE THE HAUNTED MANSION

I've ridden it more times than I can remember.

Same here! :yes:

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"SnooPING AS usual I see?".

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"First they take our websites...then they take our Youtube...everyone duck and cover!!!" -Yorokobi-Ageru

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"First they take our websites...then they take our Youtube...everyone duck and cover!!!" -Yorokobi-Ageru

I feel loved. my words used a quote >_>

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                                        Quotes I use everyday(warning language)

"Oh joy" - Ren and Stimpy

You really starting to PISS ME OFF!!! - Sgt Johnson of halo...annd my grampa :lol:

I hope no ones claustrophobic....or a FAGGOT! - Crackbone

Superhero:Ow! That was a rock! You cant throw rocks! Im telling! Bad guy1:Oh shiz, what if he tells! Bad guy 2: Dont worry. we can lie.  -Burnt face man Ep. 2

Take that crime you shiz! Oh wait, thats a cardboard box with crime written on it

- Burnt face man

NO MORE COMMENTS!! NO MORE QUESTIONS DAHMMIT!!! NO MORE!! -Gordon Freeman

Freaking A man! - me

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Turrets guy quotes (LANGUAGE)

"I'd tit fuck her ass!!!"

"Bob Saggot!" (Instead of ___ damn it. >_>)

Son: Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse Shirt? *points to both chest part of shirt and stomich* see? Ears and his face!

Turrets Guy: That's not a Mickey Mouse Shirt! It's TIT DIRT!

*sitting at table eating food* *slams the salt off the table* "FUCK SALT!"

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Lol i have a Mod for this game where these talking turrents, if they lose sight of you after shooting at you go (LANGUAGE)

"Come out bitch"

Lol its hilarious when they do that

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These quotes make no sence if you are censoring btw.

"Earth is a mineral rich planet!" -gorden freeman

"I'd love to come to your dinner party, and yes, I am freshly showered." -Dinosaur comics.

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These quotes make no sence if you are censoring btw.

"Earth is a mineral rich planet!" -gorden freeman

"I'd love to come to your dinner party, and yes, I am freshly showered." -Dinosaur comics.

If you're talking to me, then it's what the turret guy sais. He literaly sais "Bob Saggot!" >_<

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"Dahm, these zombies are fast! Im calling zombie bull****!" -Zoey

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I ordered the McNuggetss and they don't have none.

~Women from a 911 call.

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"This pizza has no toppings on it. ...oh no, wait. I had it upside down." -man calling asda customer help line.

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Guest Julius Quasar

"CONNECT THE DOTS!

LA-LA-LA-LA!

CONNECT THE DOTS!

LA-LA-LA-LA!

CONNECT THE DOTS!

LA-LA-LA-LA!" -Peewee Herman, Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

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Guest Para Astaroth

"CONNECT THE DOTS!

LA-LA-LA-LA!

CONNECT THE DOTS!

LA-LA-LA-LA!

CONNECT THE DOTS!

LA-LA-LA-LA!" -Peewee Herman, Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

(*shudders*  He scares the heck out of me...  :shock:)

"Just lay your weaponz down and valk away!"  ~Spy from TF2

"Good lord... What are you doing?!"  ~Petrocelli from GTA IV

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LASER, CAUTION, LASER, CAUTION, LASER CAUTION. - Gorden freemans mind

Hey guys, guys ,youtube is this really fun place anyway, hey guys guys

GUYS!    -Little whiney kid on TF2

OMG. OMG. Destroyed. -Crackbone

Man he jacked my tank and I was all like "Personally, I prefer your mom!"

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Man he jacked my tank and I was all like "Personally, I prefer your mom!"

omg I love that flash!

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

~Henry Youngman

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"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."

Clint Eastwood

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"You Have No Idea [what this is]. Upon further inspection, you still have no idea what this is." Fallout 2 one of the idem descriptions

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"I am here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and Im all out of gum" - Dude from the movie "they  live"

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(ANY FIGHTING IS AGAINST THE RULES!)

((OBJECTION! Fighting is allowed OUTSIDE the bar))

(Mr. Wright, do you have viable evidence stating such a fact?)

{OOC: Next time guys - take the fights out of the bar. This bar is a no fight zone. }

((That's my evidence! *Cornered! Plays*))

(The judge turns to Red. Seems you've been....OVER RULED! Sorry, I've alwasy wanted to say that)

I'd say that was good!!

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