Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 *avgn beats on bugs* Bugs bunny birthday blowout?! how about bugs bunny birthday beating! Lol, that AVGN youtube clip was hilarious! haha! good one! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 "We're going to make a strategic escape.""Elaborate, please.""We're gonna run away, except it'll be manly.""Out of service out of Africa I wouldn't be about ~Zazu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asper Sarnoff Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 A funny little text about the climate in my homecountry.+15°C / 59°F This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan. +10°C / 50°F The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens. +5°C / 41°F Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets. 0°C / 32°F Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker. -5°C / 23°F People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbeque before winter. -10°C / 14°F The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves. -20°C / -4°F The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here. -30°C / -22°F People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors. -40°C / -40°F Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands. -50°C / -58°F Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather. -70°C / -94°F The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training. -183°C / -297.4°F Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold. -273°C / -459.4°F ALL atom-based movent halts. The Norwegians start saying 'Faen(swearword), it's cold outside today!' -300°C / -508°F Hell freezes over. Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAAA Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 XD ok sooo I gots a couple well it's really just one from a movie..."I've always tried to teach you two things mr. bond, The first Never let them see you bleed. The second always have a escape route."Now i'm not 1j00% on the exact wording of that and google gives many different versions but thats how i remember it sooo yeah Why is that a fun quote?Because you can take it and see how different people interpret it...Oh and of course apply it to your life XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Lois: Who wants chowder?Peter, Chris, Brian and Stewie: *all throw up at the same time* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilwaffles Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Virtual Guitarists have feelings too! ~Me after beeing booed off stage on Guitar Hero 3(Hey I went straight from medium to expert, cut me some slack. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Waffle rain you cook them up they always taste the same...Waffle rain they taste so good with syrup on the plate again... waffle rain girls love them becaus they always taste the same... waffle rain add blueberrys and they still taste the same... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RedPhoenix32 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 If I can remember a silly birthday song, than I can remember a 10 minute halftime show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 (Ahhh, memories of elementary school)Teacher: Class, can someone explain to me why Mr. Nance has been gone two weeks?Me: Ugh, he broke his thumb playing videogames*class bursts out laughing* (the joke was this kids whole life was video games and he got hurt by every little thing so he could make excuses to stay home and game)Random kid: Someone jacked my locker.Other kid: Ya, your mom.Random kid: Im seriousOther kid: ME TOO!!!!Me: Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 "HELLO BAAAAAAAAABY!" -J.P. Richardson (a.k.a. "The Big Bopper"), R.I.P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatsworth III Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 " a woman, no a man, gahhh, forget it i give up on guessing what sasuke is!" ~anonymus"well.. you got a point... *runs*" ~chiro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 "I hate elavators... and Doctors, and lawyers, and cops." - Francis of L4D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 "Everyone in Fort Loderdale, Florida looks exactly like me. I swear it's like one giant nursing home!""Yeah, there's nothing like being mugged in our nation's capital.""Oh yeah, 'What happens in DC, stays on Youtube.'""Yeah, I get screwed on my taxes every year, so its fun to come visit the source.""Ehhhh, I just stood in front of the IRS building and flipped 'em off...!"~Walter from 'Spark of Insanity' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 "You stole this from youtube""Correction , this was stolen from me and put on Younoob" -me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 "Anything that ends up in Specters cross hairs ends up as junk metal ,which is very dangerous place to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braux Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 "THIS IS HOW SPACE JUNK IS BORN!!!"-Marza Dreadnought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 "THIS IS HOW SPACE JUNK IS BORN!!!"-Marza Dreadnought"WE ARE THE DECENDANTS OF KERENSKY!"Nicolas-battletech cartoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 "*gasp* He's going PLAID!"-SpaceballsROFL! Spaceballs!"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago." xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 "AND WHAT DO WE HAVE ON THIS SHIP AQUESIAN ART!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ROFL! Spaceballs!"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago." xD"What, Ludicrous speed!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Para Astaroth Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 "Do you... REALLY... wanna HURt me...?" ~The Hoff from PAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf OConner Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 "HELLLOOOO DOLLY!" -Myron Lowery, the idiotic representative of Memphis, saying this to the pope of Buddism, just before fistbumping him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 "Those who do not appreciate life, do not deserve it..." -John "Jigsaw" Kramer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 "In the turmultous time before D-Day, the was a soldier named bj, with chocolate box hair and a face like a bear and a jacket he bought off of ebay.""So he's sent into a town, where some serious shits goin down, theres a resistence in need of assistence and everything has gone greyish brown." Yartzee zero punctuation"You play as the american soldier BJ Blascowitz although you might as well be a rag on a stick for all the difference it would make.""This is kirk, father of 3 *BANG Thats christmas F*cked gfor your kids.""He can also use bullit time so he can shoot nazis in the neck in slow motion... Like this" "The nazi are a bit of a pain in the arse. They spend most of their time spouting silly nazi catch phrases that make it seem like you've gone bazerk on the set of allo allo."-Charie Brooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 "We-e-e-e drink and we pillageand we do what we please,we get all that we want for free!We'll kick your a**and r*** your lassSomalian Pirates we...So with a yo-ho-ho<yo-ho-ho>And a with a yee-hee-hee<yee-hee-hee>We take to the African SeaWe'll brave the squalls, and bust you b***sSomalian Pirates We<Somalian Pirates We>We left our homes and we left our mothersto go on a pillaging spree!We'll cut off your ears and break your toes, and make you drink our pee..And if you sail into our waters, you best hear this decree! We'll take your boat, set your a** afloat<Somalian Pirates We>With a Yo-ho-ho!<Yo-ho-ho>And a tricky-lah-tee-do!<Tricky-lah-tee-do>We'll shoot you in the face with glee...Then we'll cut off your ears..<Cartman interrupts to make some changes>.<Somalian Pirates We>With a yo-ho-ho<yo-ho-ho>And a tricky-lah-tee-do<tricky-lah-tee-do>We'll shoot you in the face with gleeThen we'll cut off your c***and feed it to a croc<Somalian Pirates We>Somalian Pi-i-i-ira-a-ates We-e-e-e-e<Somalian Pirates We>"-Eric Cartman, Ike Broslofsky, Leopold "Butters" Stoch, Clyde Donovan, Kevin Stolie, and the Somalian Pirates, South Park, episode #???, "Fat Beard". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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