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"give a man a fish, he'll stink up the town. give a man a fishing pole, he'll poke your eye out!" -fable

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give him a fishing rod, and he'll trade it for another fish. -franky boyle.

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"WHY can't EVERYTHING be rocket-propelled???"  ~Mattias Nelson from Mercenaries 2:  World in Flames.

(Some more quotes by him)  "I love APC's...  They're CRUNCHY!"

"A TANK!!  Steal it?  Or blow it up?"

"WHOOO!!  Bumper cars!!!"

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"SKIP ON THE BRIDGE!!!" Pathfinder buddy

(If you don't know what is Pathfinders look it up! DO NOT look up the Nissan Pathfinder)

(Not allowed to post a link, because it violates a rule.)

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Coach: Ye, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I--

Ellis: Hell! Im walking through the valley right now an' kickin' some ass!!!!

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Aisha CLanclan:Come to think of it there isn't.... (upon realizing theres no moon to amplify her powers)

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G0-T0: "Ah, HK-47. I did not realize you still existed."

HK-47: "Query: What is it you wish, fat one?"

G0-T0: "I see that your recent re-activation has not changed your behavior core, nor you attitude."

HK47: "Statement: If I require a similar Diagnostic in the future, I shall seek out the Iridonian."

KOTOR II players will recognize this scene.

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"Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."

"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."

"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."

"Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty."

and more from

http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

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Bit of a long one, and its not necessarily funny, but its a good quote though.

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."

                                    - H.P. Lovecraft

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I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence - Sgt Johnson

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Delta squad is in your house @#$%^! You hear that $&^%?

                                      -Cole Train

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