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Captain Jean-Luc Picard in a lightsaber duel with General Pepper.

Would Peppy say, "USE THE BARREL ROLL, LUKE!"

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A: He would say that if they were in a ship battle in space

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A: Bill Cosby doesn't want your cookie. He likes Jell-O

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Everybody loves Somebody, but Somebody loves Nobody. Nobody loves to eat cookies with orange juice.

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A: yeah, he can be cool, but sometimes he can be (thinks hard of a word to describe...) uncool

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A: only if there's no cookies and orange juice

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A: My imaginary friend Charley does.

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A: Carl is everywhere at the same time......

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A: By telling him that he's a big fat loser! =D!

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A: Grimace

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